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Ashal

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Granted, it migrated to your ass, as those humans abducted you again and successfully probed you....with a ford probe.

 

Granted as well, the humans gave you a dictionary/thesaurus to study.

 

 

I wish my depression would go away.

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Granted it's hurts because of the milk float stuck in it

 

I wish for some more mince pies

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Granted, you get a shitload of mince pies, but then your flat is raided because mince pies are declared illegal in the UK by the anarchy committe :P

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of Mojitos

Technically they are as Cromwell outlawed them and nobody bothered to repeal the law :lol:

 

Granted, but it is replaced by an unending hunger

 

I wish for a smaller wait time for vacations

Granted but you get smaller vacations

 

I wish for a pint of guiness

Granted, but vacation time matches the shorter wait.

 

I wish I could build a game just by thought

 

Granted but only you can play it.

 

I wish I read this thread better before wishing

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Granted, but it is alcohol free :wacko:

Edit becaue SnowOwl ninja'd himself, kind of.... Granted, you read it, but still made a fool out of yourself

 

I wish for an Irish Red (beer, you smutty minds... although......)

 

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Granted. *sarcastic, slow clapping*

 

I wish I had a red balloon

Denied

 

I wish my phone didn't have a crappy connection

WTF!!!! . Those were seperate posts

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Granted (the phone wish) because LL seems to be slow for everybody, I wanted to post a gif in the "juggle geese" reply

 

 

giphy.gif

 

 

and it took me ages to edit my post

 

 

I wish Loverslab would run smoothly again!

 

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Denied.....reported folr making jokes, comrade

 

I wish for a red flag

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, it was a black flag but tghe blood of civilians after a massacre made it red.

I wish my parents werent annoying me because of christmas and new year.

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Granted they are always annoying you

 

I wish I wasn't single

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Granted it's so secret no one knows about it

 

I wish for some Dandelion & Burdock

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Granted have some spring water

 

I wish I had some icecubes for my drink

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