Fienyx Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, you got squashed by a martian spaceship instead. I wish martians could drive better
Caffeine Addict Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, we drive perfectly now, but everyone else drives badly. I wish I knew how to clean squashed owl remains from my space ship.
Fienyx Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, you use a pressure washer, but it wrecks the paint. I wish Marvin would have a squashed owl remains cook out.
Guest Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Denied I wish I wasn't squashed upside a fecking spaceship
Fienyx Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, he wished to make the creamiest milk to ever be produced by any cow, but it was tainted by GMO enhanced mastitis, and you drank it because you wished he made a wish. I wish the LLCP would take over a country.
Caffeine Addict Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, they took over a country and named it Absurdistan. I wish for the Empire to appear above earth with some star destroyers!
Fienyx Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, but the rebels quickly wipe them out I wish I had a lightsaber.
Caffeine Addict Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, but *batteries not included* I wish the rebels wouldn't win against the Empire.
Fienyx Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted, the empire just lost to the ewoks I wish I had fully charged, proper sized batteries for my lightsaber.
Guest Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Granted just take them out of your vibrator I wish the Ewoks would come to earth
Fienyx Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, they are quickly hunted to extinction and turned into pillow pets. I wish the battery for my vibrator was big enough for my light saber.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, but you cannot stop cross-referencing things I wish my new purchases are good
Fienyx Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, they all make very good paper weights. I wish my lighters wouldn't disappear.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, they become sentient and chase you around I wish I could see such a scene
Fienyx Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, but they start chasing everyone and then burn the world. I wish lighters were nicer to people.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, but they hate trees I wish I had a lighter
Fienyx Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, but it burned all the trees in your neighborhood I wish things and stuff.
Fienyx Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, your whole [redacted] is now [redacted] I wish everything ever redacted was no longer redacted.
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted, but you see a lot of swearing I wish I could re [redacted] my [redacted]
Fienyx Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Denied, the truth shall set you free I wish I could [redacted] your [redacted] with a big [redacted]
Guest Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 Granted with [redacted] x 100 + [redacted] - [redacted] I wish I knew what I were talking about
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 Granted, it's [redacted] I wish for [redacted] to be a globally accepted thing
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