Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, but you're not the only one that wants her.

 

I wish i could meet her too.

 

 

[Guest]

Granted we'll form a rota

 

I wish for a moving house like Howl's

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it moves away while you are out and now you can't find it

 

I wish I had a mech suit

[Laura]

Granted, but it will play your favorite song just bit too silent for you to hear, but hard enough so you know it is played.

 

I wish a had a Porsche 911 GT3

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted now you have your Porsche 911 GT3, with wheels pinned on floor, in according to your title and enthusiasm for bondage.

I wish a magical nose   



 

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it came from a scrap yard, has no engine, axles, or tires......it's also haunted by the serial killer who used it as a get away car and crashed it

 

I wish I had the movie rights to your story with the car, no matter how it turns out.

 

Damn, got ninja'd

Granted but you sneeze and blow the world up

 

I wish to watch the world blow up from the moon

[Laura]

Granted, but everyone will be dead.

So no more LL and no more pervy mods.

 

I wish i'll never get ninja'd again.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, 

 

I wish for more deniable wishes

[Guest]

Denied! You cannot deny a wish on this thread.

 

I wish I didn't denied and denied request to deny more wishes that should be more deniable.

 

 

[Guest]

Denied! You cannot deny a wish on this thread.

 

I wish I didn't denied and denied request to deny more wishes that should be more deniable.

 

Denied

 

I wish I understood what CPU was saying

[Fienyx]

Denied, for no one shall understand CPU

 

I wish I had some waffles

[Laura]

Granted, but they are from a place that has never seen the light of day.

 

I wish i had a larger TV.

[Fienyx]

Granted, your tv is now 1/2inch bigger

 

I wish teleporters existed

[Laura]

Granted, but it will change you nose size everytime you teleport.

 

I wish for more fallout 4 mods.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but they are all made by new modders and very buggy

 

I wish I could see different spectrums

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, you can see \l of them and your vision is so messed that you cant understand  and is praticably blind.

I wish my parents stopped creating "family time", seriously 3 weeks without LL, games, anime or porn it sucked.

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish for some new boots

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they make you constantly dance

 

I wish to record such a spectacle

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll uncontrollably laugh everytime you walk.

 

I wish for a new shirt.

[Guest]

Granted it's a glorious red shirt with a giant hammer and sickle on the front and I HATE CAPITALISM on the back

 

I wish for a photo of Lokomootje in the new shirt

[Fienyx]

Granted, but its visual awesomeness melts your eyes

 

I wish to have healing powers

[Laura]

Granted, but you can only heal your enemies.

 

I wish i knew how to play the piano.

[Guest]

Granted you can now play 1 tune

 

I wish I didnt get sleep paralysis

[Laura]

Granted, but you fart alot while sleeping.

 

I wish everyone was gagged.

[Guest]

HHHmmmpppffff

 

 

Denied

 

 

I wish I didnt have gas