Corrupt A Wish

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it is in the 9th circle of hell and you can only get it with the help of a Martian that wants to be payed in banoffee pie.

 

I wish for a sandwich with cheese and ham.

[Guest]

Granted read a previous post by espguy and you wont any more

 

I wish for a spare banoffee pie to pay the cruel martian

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you have to tell me why you like it so goddamn much

 

I wish I knew why you guys like banoffee pie

[Guest]

Granted try one and you too will join the Church of the Banoffee Pie

 

I wish I could start The Church of the Banoffee Pie as a religion

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you will spark a holy war with the Holy Church of Pumpkin Pies that destroys all pastries in the world.

 

I wish for a nice piece of marzipan cake.

[Guest]

Granted it's in the usual spot

 

I wish I hadnt started a holy war

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it is now an unholy war.

 

I wish I wouldn't have to travel to that dreaded spot for every piece of cake or pie. It is worse than the time I was stuck in a black hole!

[Guest]

Granted the pie and cakes are now at Aethyr's lair

 

I wish I had seen the black hole

[ButchDiavolo]

 

*hands Snow a mirror and tells him to bend over and look*

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I wish vachnic remembered to wish

[Guest]

Denied He'll never remember

 

I wish for a new book

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, it has pictures you can colour.

 

I wish for a new and good zombie movie.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's directed by Michael Bay and Uwe Boll

 

I wish that never happens

[Guest]

Granted but you have to make it instead

 

I wish to see Aethyr's new film

[shirow]

granted however this is the last thing you'll ever see... better be worth it!

 

I wish I couldn't miss a stream tomorrow ( I don't have any hype for star wars...)

[NazWeed]

Grated you drown in a literal stream.

 

I wish I was a futa hentai girl living in a hentai world.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you suddenly wake up in a hospital, men wearing white gowns surrounding you. You try to speak but every sound you make is muffled. A nurse approaches, a large syringe in her hand. Her devilish smile is the last thing you see before you vanish into the darkness

 

I wish I had more free time to write stories

[Guest]

Granted but it's at the expense of everything else

 

I wish I knew what I know now when I were much younger

[NazWeed]

Granted, but you suddenly wake up in a hospital, men wearing white gowns surrounding you. You try to speak but every sound you make is muffled. A nurse approaches, a large syringe in her hand. Her devilish smile is the last thing you see before you vanish into the darkness

 

I wish I had more free time to write stories

So what's the downside?

Granted you're a young child who somehow hit puberty.

 

I wish I could tell if people are reading my mind.

[Guest]

Granted we are and are suitably shocked

 

I wish I hadnt read Napolean's mind

[ZweiHeart]

Granted you have no recollection of what you saw. However now you have lost your powers of ESP which gives you a migraine that lasts for 43 hours.

 

I wish I could have read Napolean's mind... I bet it was nice....    

[Guest]

Granted you now wish you can unread it though

 

I wish I hadn't searched for Mr Hands

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you searched for long john johnson

 

Edit: I wish I remembered to make my wishes

[Guest]

Granted but you forget what to wish for

 

I wish for some coffee

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it contains flies

 

I wish for cheaper popcorn at cinemas