Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted it's now filled with water

 

I wish the Martian would make everyone some tea

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you slurp every time you drink some.

 

I wish I'd come back to the forum's earlier after the change over, I have so much catching up to do.

 

[Guest]

Granted you were the first back but still have to catch up

 

I wish I didnt slurp my tea so loudly

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but it is martian double-caf tea now.

 

I wish I had some more scottish shortbread.

[Guest]

 

Denied

 

 

I wish batteries lasted forever

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the items needing them now break in the same rythm the batteries died before.

 

I still wish for some shortbread!

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it has extra protein

 

I wish for gummy bears

[Guest]

Granted but they become sentient and attack you

 

I wish to see Gryphon fighting a bag of Gummy Bears

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they are still only tiny gummy bears so he destroys them easliy.

 

I wish I'd learned to play the guitar.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but all you can play is campfire songs, and the high e breaks halfway through.

 

I wish dogs could fly.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but they poop all over your car.

 

I wish I could fly.

[ButchDiavolo]

 

DENIED because you will poop over our cars

 

[Guest]

I wish Vacnic would MAKE A [REDACTED] WISH  

[Ubercharge]

I would like to get double performance of my prefrontal cortex 

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted but you have a neural overload and enters coma.

I wish for Ice cream.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, have this cone with garlic-anchovy buttermilk ice cream.

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten to buy pretzels....

[Guest]

Granted but I ate them

 

I wish I hadn't admited eating the pretezels...

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, youve eaten cheese, but them discovered it was "dick cheese" (YOU CAN THANK MY BROTHER FOR THIS JOKE, I was going to make a cheese sanwich and said "milky cheese, to my tummy", he said "OH cheese madfe from milk? Who tought it exists. i was right it was dick cheese." I gave up making a sandwich.

 

I wish thi9s conversation hasnt happened 5 minutes ago.

[Guest]

Granted it happened 10 minutes ago

 

I wish I hadn't read those details

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I know I didn't

 

I wish there was a universal un-see button for unseeing weird shit

[Guest]

Granted but it's unseen

 

I wish I knew what to wish for

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted you wish fro bacon, but its rotten.

I wish for the real solomon grimory.

[Guest]

Granted just borrow the vatican's copy

 

I wish i knew what Solomon Grimory was

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

is a mithological magic grimory were solomon wrote all hiw knownledge and wisdom, it also allows you to summon and control 72 different high class demons, including, phoenix and succubi.

I wish for a mind magic spell book.

[Guest]

Granted I'll swap one for Solomon's Grimory

 

i wish I knew where my magic book was