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Ashal

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Granted we stole it.

 

I wish i kew why we stole the spaceship

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Granted. The reason why is because you and SnowOwl got drunk and decided to jack Marvin's spaceship and take it out for a spin (quite literally) to go camping. While wandering through space you realized you didn't have any more chocolate left except the one bar to make s'mores with. You typed "chocolate" into the ship thinking it was google causing the autopilot to engage and take you to the nearest planet so you could buy some. After a while you arrived at a small planet home to beings of living chocolate, however since neither you or the autopilot knew how to land properly you crashed. It was like sinking a buzzsaw into pillows filled with chocolate pudding, you splattered hundreds upon thousands of innocents all over the ship as you smeared across the surface of the planet. Even though Marvin's ship was unharmed by the end, both your hangovers and shock of the impact left you with amnesia. 

 

Now I wish how the Hell I knew all of this to begin with...

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Granted you were smoking something

 

I wish we hadn't commited chocolate genocide :(

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Granted, there was one survivor who witnessed  it all so it's not technically genocide. However you are defiantly going to space jail, and there are tentacle monsters in space jail. 

 

I wish I knew what I smoked now cuz apparently it gave me the ability to see events without me being there.

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Granted you smoked martian sensemelia

 

I wish there were guard dogs instead of tentacle monsters

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Oh no the tentacle monster is you inmate but if you really us to get some guard dogs to fuck you too wish granted.

 

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Hope you like them cuz these things are huge! Also the prison now operates like Crematoria from the Chronicles of Riddick movie so you won't be locked in you cell when they're about. Enjoy!

 

I wish I could get my some of that martian stuff. Then I could be like Mama Murphy from Fallout 4! :D

 

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Oh no the tentacle monster is you inmate but if you really us to get some guard dogs to fuck you too wish granted.

 

Art-bloodborne-screen-b06b.jpg

 

Hope you like them cuz these things are huge! Also the prison now operates like Crematoria from the Chronicles of Riddick movie so you won't be locked in you cell when they're about. Enjoy!

 

I wish I could get my some of that martian stuff. Then I could be like Mama Murphy from Fallout 4! :D

Ha Ninja'd

 

Granted, but you have to get ninja'd again  :P

 

I wish ZweiHander shared whatever he was smoking 

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Granted, but the guards are retarded

 

I wish ZweiHander shared whatever he was smoking 

 

1st that would actually be a good thing for him, 2nd that's not my name, and third I would share but I don't know where I could get any.

 

I wish I was faster at typing...  :dodgy:

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Granted but your error rate increases as well

 

I wish I had a map of this prison

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Granted but they now only sell Weightwatchers burgers and oven chips. ENJOY :D

 

I also wish for a ban on ninjaing

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