ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, it's on Marvin's spaceship! I wish I knew why we are on Marvin's spaceship
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted we stole it. I wish i kew why we stole the spaceship
Caffeine Addict Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, you stole it to escape the death ray of my second, bigger space ship. I wish you would return my space ship to me unharmed
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, it's unharmed but covered in chocolate I wish I knew why
ZweiHeart Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted. The reason why is because you and SnowOwl got drunk and decided to jack Marvin's spaceship and take it out for a spin (quite literally) to go camping. While wandering through space you realized you didn't have any more chocolate left except the one bar to make s'mores with. You typed "chocolate" into the ship thinking it was google causing the autopilot to engage and take you to the nearest planet so you could buy some. After a while you arrived at a small planet home to beings of living chocolate, however since neither you or the autopilot knew how to land properly you crashed. It was like sinking a buzzsaw into pillows filled with chocolate pudding, you splattered hundreds upon thousands of innocents all over the ship as you smeared across the surface of the planet. Even though Marvin's ship was unharmed by the end, both your hangovers and shock of the impact left you with amnesia. Now I wish how the Hell I knew all of this to begin with...
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted you were smoking something I wish we hadn't commited chocolate genocide
ZweiHeart Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, there was one survivor who witnessed it all so it's not technically genocide. However you are defiantly going to space jail, and there are tentacle monsters in space jail. I wish I knew what I smoked now cuz apparently it gave me the ability to see events without me being there.
Guest Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted you smoked martian sensemelia I wish there were guard dogs instead of tentacle monsters
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but the guards are retarded I wish ZweiHander shared whatever he was smoking
ZweiHeart Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Oh no the tentacle monster is you inmate but if you really us to get some guard dogs to fuck you too wish granted. Hope you like them cuz these things are huge! Also the prison now operates like Crematoria from the Chronicles of Riddick movie so you won't be locked in you cell when they're about. Enjoy! I wish I could get my some of that martian stuff. Then I could be like Mama Murphy from Fallout 4!
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Oh no the tentacle monster is you inmate but if you really us to get some guard dogs to fuck you too wish granted. Hope you like them cuz these things are huge! Also the prison now operates like Crematoria from the Chronicles of Riddick movie so you won't be locked in you cell when they're about. Enjoy! I wish I could get my some of that martian stuff. Then I could be like Mama Murphy from Fallout 4! Ha Ninja'd Granted, but you have to get ninja'd again I wish ZweiHander shared whatever he was smoking
ZweiHeart Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but the guards are retarded I wish ZweiHander shared whatever he was smoking 1st that would actually be a good thing for him, 2nd that's not my name, and third I would share but I don't know where I could get any. I wish I was faster at typing...
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but I constantly confuse your name, @ZweiHeart I wish I had a better memory
Guest Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted but your error rate increases as well I wish I had a map of this prison
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Ha, ninja'd again Granted, but it is filled with devious traps I wish I had better memory
Caffeine Addict Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Oh-ha: Granted, you have a better memory but only about all the embarressing things that happened to you. I wish to know who smoked my secret stash
ZweiHeart Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Hey don't look at me it's snow's fault! but it's gone now hahaha! I wish "ninja'd"ing wasn't a thing anymore...
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but it still happens to you I wish for even better ninja skills
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 I wish the bovine remembered to wish
Caffeine Addict Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, he remembers to wish but doesn't post his wishes due to his rebellious nature I wish my favourite burger truck was open already
Guest Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted but they now only sell Weightwatchers burgers and oven chips. ENJOY I also wish for a ban on ninjaing
Caffeine Addict Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, it is now banned, enjoy the Gryphon shinobi'ing you from now on. I wish I wouldn't empty my tea mug so fast
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