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Only if they are served with sprinkles.

 

Why would you want superpowers with sprinkles?

 

 

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looking so I know the taste is not good

 

you want ice cream?

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No.

 

Don't you know you're supposed to scream for ice cream?

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Tried that last week but it didn't work.

 

How do you get icecream?

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Because 2 accidental boners at an inopportune time simultaneously would be a nightmare.

 

Why is a ferret made of spinach?

 

 

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Because Kurdistan thought the government of Turkey had put up the farms.

 

Why don't women have three breasts?

 

 

 

 

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Because two is heavy. But some do grew third nipple.

 

Can penis be pump to grew sizes in both length and width if man pump his schlong regularly?

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Changes are only permanent if they are stabilized with expanding foam, but then even beyond death.

 

 

Why do humans don't have something like x-ray vision?

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Because the human eye are not made for gaze attack to charm, petrify, curse bite, due to lack of radiation.

 

Why we like pornography?

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We don't. Pornography likes us. We merely tolerate its continued existence.

 

When do windows wail in the wind?

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To reduce their ecstasy and anxiety. Anxious people can't relax and Calm people can't be anxious at a time.

 

Why Men do pelvic thrust whenever they excited? :P

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Because Ace Ventura did it; it's a manly act of manlyness that only men understand. And it is rather manly, too.

 

Why is depression the way to end oppression?

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Because it was there before UNP. I guess. Never realized the difference though.

 

Would you please lick my elbow until my terrible headache is gone...?

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No.

 

Why don't you lick the pancake's elbow instead?

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