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Yes, that's a much better idea.

 

Because nothing says "romantic" more than McDonald's, yeah?

Posted

If by "romantic" you mean "nasty food", then yes. At least the cardboard in taco bell food tastes good.

 

I suppose I could spring for it. Should I go with the box of hamburger helper straight from the skillet, a shared fork and boxed wine under candle light?

Posted

I think they won't allow such things like forks, candle light and wine (of any source) at a Mc Donald resturant.

 

But why candle light when neon light is an adequate replacement?

Posted

Neon light is too harsh.

 

Why not spotlights instead?

Posted

Ever had a bat-signal lit dinner? I have. I'm still blind in one eye and horribly burnt on that same half.

 

Why do I eat so much while trying to slow down on my cigarette intake? It's either fried chicken or cigarettes. Which should I prefer?

Posted

Since I don't smoke, food is my vice so fried chicken.

 

Though I guess the real question is which will kill you faster?

Guest Leonardo W
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zombie epidemic

 

how to defend yourself?

 

Posted

Lyme, bleach, a bathtub and a bonesaw. That or a disintegrator, but those cost like 140,000 USD.

 

Need any help disposing of a dead body?

Posted

Nope. I just made hamburgers.

 

Will the evil robot overlords spare me from working in the brain mines of Planet XYZ?

Posted

If you keep that avatar, then your chances are pretty good.

 

Why would you think they'd send you to the brain mines when those have been decommissioned for the past 250 years and they've moved on to Iritanium mining?

Posted

I'm not up to date on my daily Beep Boop. Gmail filters them to my trash can.

 

Why do I sit in this chatroom, when I feel like I'm not part of the clique?

Guest Leonardo W
Posted
because each post is a laugh

 

what else mix the next round?

Posted

Flying pumpkins and exploding chickens.

 

Or were you expecting something else?

Posted

I was expecting exposed breasts and thick, juicy thighs. I am sorely disappointed.

 

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF.

Posted

Well you brought at least one half of that, so it's a start. 

 

Why would you want to turn off capslock, don't you know it's autopilot for coolness?

Posted

What? I was talking about Popeye's Chicken.

 

I turned it off and immediately grew a hipster mustache. How do I ungrow a handlebar mustache?

Posted

Yes, because nothing is tastier than exposed chicken breast, which makes no sense unless you're talking about exposed to bacteria (which would be a bad thing). As for the hipster mustache, all you have to do is wait. Soon the mustache will learn it is now hip to have hipster mustaches, in which case the mustache will eradicate itself to a more underground scene.

 

Savvy?

Posted

Yes. And by exposed chicken breast, I meant that it was skinless. I was just trying to be fancy or something.

 

You down wit' O.P.P.?

Posted

Because you made yourself to the answer. It's your onw fault, and you should start to rule your own kingdom.

 

Why is it even called a "kingdom", even if a queen is in charge? Wouldn't "queendom" (or "femdom")  fit better?

Posted

Femdom would be too kinky, I didn't even know queendom was an actual word. 

 

Why are you talking about queens and who made that guy king? I didn't vote for him.

Posted

You actually should know who is the "queen". And kings aren't elected, they rise.

 

Why is that camel toe still that annoying that I barely see your other conversions?

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