Emily Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 because you're the president. How a president doing their sex life separate from the politic & country management?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 by doing it in a remote place! why can we not be whales?
Cyril Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 We can be, it just wouldn't be ideal. As then we'd have to make bigger cows, for bigger burgers. And that wouldn't do well for our environment. Who keeps swiping my lighters?!
Emily Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Because we're sentient tool user and mischef makers. how did the sperm whale got their name ?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Fun fact: They got it from the liquid wax in their head called spermaceti. Why did the chicken take the potato hostage?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 cause the potato was GlaDoS why do i love chell?
Emily Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Because you don't trust shell for their petrol pricing. Why men do iron grips to each other when they shakes hand? Can't they just kiss winds left and righty like girls?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 I've had tons of Arab family and family friends who do that. Why are raccoons always seen as thieves, isn't that racist?
Cyril Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 It would be if it weren't true. A raccoon left my car on blocks when I came out of the 7/11 the other day. Fast little buggers. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 You really don't wanna know. Unless you do want to know, in which case why for the love of Odin would you want to know?!
Cyril Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Morbid curiosity. Why won't you tell me? What are you hiding?!
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Many things you never shall know. Why does every morning has to start with a terrible headache?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Sounds like the result of a wild night. So would it be Titanic or Marina that is the cause of it?
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 None of them, and last night wasn't wild at all. In fact, it ended rather early. Why do you pretend to care about my...wait, is that a camel toe in your signature?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Yes ._. was part of the original armor. It's not making someone jealous is it?
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Well, Titanic doesn't need to see it and Marina probably wouldn't care. You might care for Theo's reaction. Anyway, back to my former question: why you even pretend to care?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Because I want to hear what trouble those two might have caused. What would Theo's reaction be?
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 A mix between disgust and approvement. But I think he likes to see the goods rather directly than indirectly. Why do you think an innocent little girl like me would do something to the vessel?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Because it's to be expected. Wait, approval even though she's not a 12-year old boy? (Just kidding!)
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 No, that would be Mar...I think I said too much. Or should I rather say "I lyed" ? Or "lied", I have no idea how to spell it correctly.
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 You should say "That is not something Marina nor Theo would do" I think that would be better, don't you think so?
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Yes, most definitely. Doesn't a camel toe hurt if the woman isn't wet?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Give me a second, I'll go get my interchangeable female body and test it to confirm. See the sarcasm there?
Thulas Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Actually...no. I guess I'll ask my shoe then. Why is that turkey at your doorstep and wants to talk about Jesus?
Guest Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 Because he's... a talking turkey. Why isn't there some kind of turkey and religion pun there?
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