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More intrigued, really.

 

Is this the dominant phase or are we still at the "pissy" phase? :P

Posted

"Pissed" and "dominant" probably is the same if she is drunk.

 

Why you hate me, why, you most handsome President?

And why does she love you for that?

Posted

Damn, that was fast.

 

Were you wearing a seatbelt to protect yourself from the whiplash from that?

Posted

Nope, but I strangely am not affected anyway.

 

Does a conspiracy by Titanic comes to your mind, too? Or is in fact the turkey the evil villain?

Posted

Nope, all that comes to mind is sleep.

 

What, did Titanic stage the moon landing or something?

Posted

Stay where  you are and don't move that will let me rest with more peace when it is time for it.

 

Where is the landingzone?

Posted

Nope. And that wasn't being mean, it was just being wrong.

 

Why don't diamond horses exist?

Because there are only crystal ponies.

 

On your theoretical butt.

 

Where would that be?

Trust me when I say you don't want to know.

 

Now, why did I answer 2 questions just now? To find out the answer, tune in next time!

Posted

Same Bat time, same Bat Place.

 

Have you got the Shark Repellent spray?

Posted

The BBoF. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

 

Speaking of which, where did that platypus get to?

Posted

The turkey does not live, nor does it die. The turkey is nothing and everything. Alpha and Omega.

 

Didn't you know that?

Posted

Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

 

What good could a milkshake possibly do to a turkey that transcends mortality?

Posted

I don't know, maybe it's allergic or something.

 

Does the lie of boredom slowly consumes the inner bleedings that are caused by the advocation of the turkey?

Posted

No no no. The thing that consumes the inner bleedings that are caused by the advocation of the turkey is what's called a chickensoup. Or was it a soupchicken? I always get those two mixed up!

 

I forget, which one is it?

Posted

Neither, it's chinchilla.

 

How could you forget something so simple as that?

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