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Because you're so perverted from being around Marina, Titanic and Theo for so long.

 

Why is the word kerfuffle in my head?

Posted

I don't even know what it is, but I bet it's a good way to fry turkeys.

 

Would you, Mr.President, be my groomsman during my wedding with the most wonderful queen whose king and husband soon I will be?

Posted

I had no idea you were even getting married.

 

Who's the lucky girl?

Posted

As I'm looking through Greek and Roman names I'm thinking goddesses from mythology. Which I don't think is right.

 

Unless you're actually going to marry a Greek/Roman goddess?

Posted

She may be a goddess, but only during war. In the heat of the battle her will is pain.

 

Is it even possible to marry a god if you aren't Caligula?

Posted

Yes it is. I did once.

 

The question is why would you want to?

Posted

Believe me when I say you don't want to know. Turns out deities do have the ability to transcend gender if they want.

 

Why don't we talk about puppies, aren't those topical?

Posted

Let's talk about puppies.

 

So, how about those puppies eh?

Posted

No, only for huffing.

 

Why is it always things being things towards other things when the situation called for a 5/8ths wrench?

Posted

Depends which bald guy you ment. If you mean Colin Mochrie, then Drew is the reason. If not, I have no idea.

 

Whose line is it anyway?

Posted

Horrible, considering the sunlight isn't good for my skin, and the fact that it isn't actually daytime doesn't help at all.

 

Are you applying for the open job as thrall?

Guest Leonardo W
Posted
is Little Red Riding Hood

 

what they have will be in the basket she carries?

Guest Leonardo W
Posted
taking old newspaper, looks pretty tasty

 

news is that this newspaper?

Posted

Unfortunately no, news are much worse today. But bad news are good news, or something like that.

 

Why don't you go away and stay here?

Guest Leonardo W
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because in my country is 11:25 am and I'm waiting for lunch to be ready

 

and what you waiting for?

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