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Depends on how many you want to flush down.

 

How many roads must a man walk down before he can call him a man?

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He can't become a man, because the road was blown up thanks to that exploding chicken.

 

If 1+1 = 2, but the answer to everything is 42, then does that mean the world is ruled by Crab People and we just don't know it yet?

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The answer for "everything" is not an answer for every thing. Also, this banana proofs you wrong.

 

How many explosives does one need to eat before he becomes a space pirate?

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No Need eat explosive charge. Cuz that's what a space jihad protester do. Not a Space pirates.

 

Why Child porn is not allowed?

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The toilet broke, so it had to be shot out back.

 

 

Who really let the dogs out?

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Because race car.

 

What is love?

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Baby don't me! Don't hurt me! No more. Godammit thulas

 

Why are you such a genius Hyper?

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They are on the outside.

 

Why can't I touch this?

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Because "pirated" was already taken.

 

Anybody have pancakes?

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Yeah come on over to my pancake house.

 

Why is the new Xbox a water cooler?

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I don't play pianos, I break them!

 

Where can I get a sledge hammer?

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Womyn.

 

What's the name of his other leg?

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