Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Nope, there has to be another reason for that. Lets find out! Is science the best way to get the answer?
Emily Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Yes. And science fiction are often cure to reality. Why man loyal to their dominatrix authority?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Because having a relationship with a dominatrix allways needs loyalty and trust. Are you one of those ladies?
Emily Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Yes! OBEY EMILY SAYS! Why teen gays into scatophilia?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Neither do I know nor have I ever heared that before. Is Emily cruel against vampires?
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Vampires that ninja, yes. Why are they called turkeys?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Because it is turkeyish and means "eat me, you god damn faggot". Are all turkeys racist and insulting?
Emily Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Yes, because turkey have unique taste and been slaughtered since the beginning of time. Does man ever running out of sperm?
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 No. Why is it cars go "vroom" and not "waaaaaah" ?
Emily Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Not until you overrun somebody. How long can a man hold his erection?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 That's a matter of 'training', I guess. Why do I have the feeling that answer wasn't satisfying at all?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Because...I hate you. I wouldn't even spake if I'd get a lesser human female to become my girlfriend that way. Do you want to "sparkle"?
Emily Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Because mr.president want to see thulas burn under the sun. Why men doesn't cry as much as women?
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Because crying is seen as "weakness" because society seems to want men to become robots. Which is an affront to real robots like me. Why would Thulas want someone as boring as that Twilight girl if he could sparkle?
Emily Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 He is no elvis. Why elvis enter the building annouced?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Because he was Elvis, and not a simple strange lady with questions about men. Ehm...no, you aren't simple...still friends?
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 No, because I am in fact simple. I'm an ex-president's head in a jar attached to a robot body. How much simpler could that get?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 You could be a turkey. We are no friends anymore? So I finally got rid of you?
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Nope, still going to be here. You thought it was gonna be that easy to get rid of me?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Of course not. You need to be there for some fun. You know she only wants you to stay because she needs a robot that isn't afraid of pain, right?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 ALMOST all robots can't feel ANYTHING. And I know only one that can. Do YOU know who that is?
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 It's me. Does heartbreak by a soulless witch count?
Thulas Posted August 15, 2013 Posted August 15, 2013 Depends if you mean Marina or that hagraven. Is it me you are looking for?
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