Thulas Posted August 16, 2013 Posted August 16, 2013 I know you want me to say "42", even though this wouldn't even be the answer, since "42" is the answer to "the question about life, the universe and simply anything", which is in fact another question than the one you just asked. Anyway, why am I saying "anyway"?
formel Posted August 16, 2013 Posted August 16, 2013 Because you want to show use that you know this word. Why do I don't have an Atlas mech in the garage?
Thulas Posted August 16, 2013 Posted August 16, 2013 Because there probably are 10 different "Atlanten", and you don't deserve one of them. Only two. So, which Atlas do you mean?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Because he also could have ment the following Atlas. Duh! Why is your body so red?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Because it's called paint. Why would anyone want any other Atlas that isn't 100 tons of giant stompy death robot fun?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Because you are an idiot. That's why. Awww, why the vessel is so mean to yo, roboty?
HyperonicX Posted August 17, 2013 Author Posted August 17, 2013 Because he wanted to be mean! And don't call me roboty!Didja miss me?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Nope. And that wasn't being mean, it was just being wrong. Why don't diamond horses exist?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 There only was one; and I just had to make my latest lover (deceased) to get me a new neclare. Why have you killed the lovely pony? WHY?!?!?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 I'm more surprised by the fact she has (had) a lover. Did it happen to be this guy?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 According to the answer that has to be given, look at the question: Handsome Jack my lover? Do I look like Moxxi?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Possibly. Did your lover also talk about glowing purple rocks a bunch?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Maybe, I don't know. I can't remember with so many things cramped in my mind. Why didn't he talk about blackrock rocks?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Probably because your lover was another than Marina's. Or...was he?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Probably not. Well, not if he doesn't want milkshakes. Unless he does, in which case WHY?!
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 So much pictures I don't want to see. Have I ever told you that you are handsome, Mr.President? And why is she drunk?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Because she drank alcohol, clearly. Why would you think I'm handsome when I'm a robot and the concept of beauty is a filthy dirty human idea?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Because...you know...she really shouldn't drink milk sake. But I want to...why...wait, why milk sake/shakes?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Loooove you, Mr.President. You look so sweet in your Gin-outfit! Who would have thought that my big sister could be an emberacement for me?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 I had no idea "Totally smashed" was one of her phases. Is that phase a new thing or what?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 Nope, she is just drunk. Are you as exited as I am to see how she will be in her dominant phase?
Guest Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 I personally couldn't care any less. In fact, I'm actually at a loss for just how much I couldn't care about that right now. I mean there isn't a word in any Earth dictionary to express the astronomical levels of apathy towards that. It's like an overwhelming storm of "meh", a raging torrent of "So what?", a maelstrom of indifference. What kind of word could possibly hope to come even somewhat close to describing such a non-sensation?
Thulas Posted August 17, 2013 Posted August 17, 2013 How about the word "fuck off"? Aaaand you woke a sleepy giant. Happy now?
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