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Because that's the "stupid questions"-thread. Duh!

 

What does this "duh" actually mean, where does it come from and why do we use it?

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It's actually a remnant from the language of Xarkon 4, when they visited Earth 2.4 billion years ago.

 

Any other questions?

Posted

Yes, but first you need to buy some milk sake for me. (I need her to get drunk again.)

 

Is there any way to prevent you from turning into a turkey?

Posted

No, because I was never going to turn into a turkey in the first place. Now an emu, that's a different story.

 

Turning into a turkey, don't you think that's just silly?

Posted

Let yourself get stuffed with aromatic fillings and serve yourself at a nice dinner party.

 

But why is a little word of gratefulness too much to ask for after you assisted others?

Posted

Because that's how the world works.

 

What else would you expect from someone who has a giant ball of gas in his name?

Posted

Because of the recent string of kneecap assaults. 

 

Haven't you heard about those on the news?

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alive again

where I find new headphones?

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No, but I can fashion an assortment of tubes that, when connected to your ears,  will replicate headphones when plugged into a standard music player, like a 67G9577556 Nipoholesa Gandularyagbad.

 

Does that satisfy you?

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No.

 

What the hell is a Nipoholesa Gandularyagbad?

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You speak of "knowing" as if there would be any meaning in it.

 

Who is this "Baron Samedi" and why has he sent a virtual proposal?

Posted

They're trying to make a living in the frozen tundra of Maine.

 

Why am I unable to make a beautiful character in Skyrim? :(

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Because your arm is broken and your keyboard is attached to your face.

 

What is this, warm fuzzy feeling inside of me, I think it's love, though I can't be one-hundred percent sure on it...

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That warm, fuzzy feeling inside is just the bleu cheese quesadilla you ate.

 

Do chocolate elves taste like chocolate?

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Since ebony women don't taste like a wood/metal/whatever, no.

 

Is the period of a chocolate-elf the same liquid that is pured over ice cream?

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