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Posted

Ohh, that Anders.

 

Where did you have in mind?

Posted

No where, you won't go out with her; but you surely can go out with a real woman. I'd have time.

 

I want to eat greek food, but why doesn't want my sissy to let me go?

Posted

So she can go instead of you, it would seem.

 

Wouldn't I technically be going out with the both of you?

Posted

Sure, but don't expect a child to know how to eat something different than junkfood. And don't expect to get lucky with that frigid bitch.

 

Only a retard would take both with him would be able to get them under one sheet. Wait, are you...?

Posted

All I did was point out the technicality. I never even said I'd go out with 'em.

 

Though Greek food does sound pretty good right about now. How about we forget those two and get some food?

Posted

Turkey and dog-cow. I'll come with you, maybe we can find a small village that we can turn into a new crater.

 

But you know that they actually are allways with me, yes?

Posted

Yes, I do. The issue is whether or not I care.

 

Why the hell does someone with an 11-digit phone number keep calling me?

Posted

@Robot Nixon: I'm sure that I don't want to know.

@Thulas: Well, I found him a bit funny in both DAA and DA2. Not as much as Varric or Isabela, but he too knew how to make jokes.

 

Have you pissed someone off so badly that they want to kill you with insanity by constantly calling you?

Posted

No. And neither have I done the same thing to someone else. I'd rather just shoot them in the back. Quicker, easier, and you get more attention that way! XD!

 

Do you have to be an African American to be a pimp?

Posted

No, but you can't be Australian. Apparently Australia won't allow the proper paperwork that IPA (International Pimp Association) require for official registration.

 

That answer your question?

Posted

No, you can't answer anything by telling it's a turkey. Not even turkeys are turkeys; they are chickens crossing roads made out of explosives.

 

What have you done to your dearest meal?

Posted

No, but you can't be Australian. Apparently Australia won't allow the proper paperwork that IPA (International Pimp Association) require for official registration.

 

That answer your question?

Damn. There goes any chance of me making any money...

 

That question was rethorical.

 

Was yours also rethorical?

No, it was not.

 

What does rhetorical mean?

Posted

Yes, I saw what you did there.

 

On a scale of 1 to banana, how funny was it?

Posted

You don't. Trust me.

 

Why don't you fall of a cliff to forget about it?

Posted

I don't know.

 

Maybe it's because you might be gullible?

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