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I don't fart. I'm a robot.

 

I use a giant laser cannon, remember?

Posted

Yes...no. Whatever. Not really in the mood to dwell in the nice memories. Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end.

 

Do you enjoy the agony and torment of others as much as I do?

Posted

Of course I do; seems you don't really know who you are talking to.

Just ignore her, she should become a nice little girl again in a rather short time.

 

Wanna play "kingdom" and get invaded?

Posted

Well of course he wouldn't know, he hasn't gotten the chance to get "familiar" with your methods (to both his benefit and his loss, simultaneously). And no, I don't wanna get invaded.

 

Anyone have a chicken I can turn into a sandwich?

Posted

Yes I have. Wasn't impressed. His Turkish was flimsy.

 

You'd think a Turkish dog-cow would, at the very least, would be able to competently speak Turkish, wouldn't you?

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You'll have to ask Poseidon, he's swallowed a lot of Turks and their Turkish cow-dogs. To get there you'll have to drown yourself in the ocean where you'll meet a crab named Sebastian who'll escort you there.

 

What's that spot on your monitor screen?

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A mixture of blood and genital fluids (yes, both sexs). Don't ask me hot it got there though.

 

Just why is the reason so transcendent?

Posted

Had a dream where I lost my favorite pair of socks, woke up angry.

 

Should I scrub this disposable ramen bowl in the bath tub, or just wear it as a hat?

Posted

So that we can ward off our predators, like tarantulas.

 

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

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None; we need a gargantuan lever sticking out of our planet, then we need to push a button, and bam! We are no longer in our orbit.

 

Why are you asking? Are you planning to do that?

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Seems like it.

 

They let 14 year olds into kindergarten now?

 

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