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[Guest]

Prostitution. Drug dealing. Ponzi schemes. Pyramid schemes. Investments. Embezzlement. 

 

How's that for options?

[Thulas]

The first one is easy money if you have the right goods.

 

What is an option?

[Guest]

It's those things that people are always screaming for, but then get mad at you when you provide it to them because they didn't want something different.

 

I think?

[Thulas]

No, you don't think. You are a robot, a slave of men.

 

But slavery can be guite enjoyable, don't you agree?

[Guest]

I do agree. My minions (which is what I call the slaves) are always telling me how wonderful it is, and that they can't imagine a life not under my benevolent rule.

 

Could the reason they say that is because they're under the watchful eye (and laser sights) of my robot guards?

[Thulas]

Probably yes. It seems you need a good trainer who can turn them into obeying creatures.

 

Sure, and who the hell should that be?

[Guest]

OHHH! ZING!

 

Should we call an ambulance, because of such a sick burn?

[Thulas]

A simple burning is the least thing that someone will have to suffer from.

 

Do you know how glad I am that she can't torture me at all?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

Very much.

 

How much, exactly?

[The DarkSlayer]

By this

much.
 
Gone somewhere?

[HyperonicX]

Prostitution. Drug dealing. Ponzi schemes. Pyramid schemes. Investments. Embezzlement. 

 

How's that for options?

The first 2 are out of the question, cause nobody wants to do it with a giant bug-like creature. Same with buying drugs. Pyramid schemes never work. Embezzlements confuse the heck outta me, and I have no idea what a Ponzi scheme is.

 

By this

much.

 

Gone somewhere?

No. I'm here... at least I'm sure I'm here.

 

Is extortion a good way to obtain money?

[Thulas]

Nope. Become a pimp, easierst way to get rich.

 

Do you want your first...no, he doesn't. Or do you?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

Depends; if I end up on top, maybe. (Curse you, Isabela!)

 

Why do you want to know?

[Thulas]

Titanic is bored, that's why she asked.

 

But would I really let her 'work' somewhere else? Or actually could?

[teremaster]

my suit broke

 

how is cujo?

[Thulas]

Since I guess "cujo" is a special version of ricewine that mainly is drunk in rural Japan as a dessert, it tastes well.

 

But what did you actually mean?

[teremaster]

spruces are nice in the winter, near the sun

 

if my meaning is my answer, is my answer also my question?

[Thulas]

Nope, this only works in a slightly different way.

 

Is the way the goal?

[Cyril]

The goal is to acquire the most sizable amount of mayonnaise without letting it touch the floor.

 

Would you play this game?

[Thulas]

I already did. But then Titanic discovered that mayonnaise could be seen - just like milkshakes - as a symbol for...lets just say I don't want to wake up covered in that stuff again.

 

So have you decided to take another look here, or were you forced by a yeti?

[Cyril]

The yeti told me if I didn't come over here, he wouldn't give my Jack Links Jerky back.

 

Why does this 'sparkling french liqueur' not sparkle and taste like I sprayed myself in the mouth with perfume?

[Thulas]

Probably because the moon is not a square billboard that advertises mayonnaise.

 

Have you met the president already? Or the strange girl? Or the cat?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

First two I haven't, but the third plenty of them, and all of them died.

 

Do you have a cat? I want to borrow it to Anders.

[Thulas]

Anders can suck my tiny finger, he never will get nonu.

 

Why are you lying?

[Guest]

Because he's scared.

 

Who the hell is Anders?