Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 I do remember, and I wouldn't do anything as savage as ass-grabbing. What do you think I am, a philistine?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Yes. Yes, I do, and I know what I have seen. This night was great after all, wasn't it?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Yes, yes it was. You think the people of that town are still mad?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Hopefully. I enjoyed them really much, their blood tasted so...sweet. And it isn't fun if they don't fight back, am I right?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 I wouldn't call it fighting back, I'd call it squirming. Not much they were going to do to a 40-foot tall robot. Wouldn't you agree?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 But you don't drink their blood. you just kill them. Giving them a taste of madness and then sucking them dry (I do that alot!) is by far more interesting. Do you feel sorry for the kids that wanted to play with the two sisters?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 I don't remember them. Oh, do you mean that smoking crater that spanned the majority of the town?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 No, those were the ones that wanted to play with you. If a kid loses its parrents it's called an orphan; but how are parrents called who lost their child?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Dead, because they got killed alongside their child. Duh?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Nope, not "duh". What have you done to the stripper? She...he...or it?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 That's not... Wait, that was a stripper? Doesn't matter now, because they're a smear on the ground! Amirite or amirite?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Carnage was the song of that day, my friend. A river found its source in each of their corpses, and three types of bodyfluids splashed all over the place. Do you still smell like...well, one of those fluids?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 If you mean blood, no. I managed to wash up pretty quickly before it stained. What about you?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Thanks to Titanic: No, simply can't get rid of that. Thanks to me: bloody hell, yes?
Guest Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 Sounds like you need some of the super-heavy duty stuff I use to clean with. Works great for getting rid of any stain and smell, though it might have the tendency to corrode flesh and bone since it's meant for military-grade metals. Want some to use?
formel Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 No I have aqua regia. Do you want to make 53147 push ups right now?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 No, because I'm too lazy at the moment to do ANYTHING. Do you want to do that?
Thulas Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 I heard that greed is a sin. Now you have, too. Are you also quite greedy?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 Well... maybe a bit. Only a bit. I don't want to be a billionaire because I wouldn't know what to do with that money. Why do you want to know? Afraid that I'll steal Sam, Marina or Titanic?
Thulas Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 Don't make me laugh. So you want to spend some time with them?
Guest Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 No, I'm good right now. Why would he want to get caught up in all that anyway?
Thulas Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 I don't know. Actually, I don't care either, since I am not in a good mood today. Isn't the vessel cute when he is mad? No...?
Guest Posted August 11, 2013 Posted August 11, 2013 I don't know, I can only see text. So would that explain the crater filled with bones over there, or did I do that?
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