Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 "Purity" or some other nonsense. The lizard went underwater now. Now what?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 I don't know, but maybe we should ask a proper General for help. Do you know any veterans or generals?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Safe is good, since getting an unwanted child is bad. Wasn't that obvious?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Better than no sex. More monsters appeared now, and...is that one a glowing gorilla?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because they haven't met Marina yet. Ask Thulas about that one. So if a turkey was bit by a radioactive spider, what kind of superhero would the turkey become?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 A giant cock. Why men dislike his girlfriend vibrator?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because they're worried it can perform better than themselves. Savvy?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 No, not at all. You know I hate you, yes? Huh? Never heared that we should. Where have you got that (formelish gorilla)?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 The theoretical construct. Why do men have broad shoulders?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Shakespear. How do men get a woman into his bedroom?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Only if her name is Marina. The turkey is now listening to 80s New Wave?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 must be a golden turkey. How can a man tell if his wive are not wearing a bra?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 If she's not wearing a shirt. What's with magnets?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 because the president idolize Magneto. Why God made women so beautiful?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Had to offset the ugly of men somehow. Why is it whenever there's talk of people, someone always has to mention giraffes?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because giraffe was infamously harmed in hangover.3 Why a man follow his girlfriend everywhere?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Not sure where you got that from. I take it you don't mean voluntarily?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Yes, actually. Why Man always give his girlfriend the grocery money?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 He probably can't shop worth crap. Why do I find so much fun in saying "Savvy"?
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