Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 because it makes a fine Kentucky commercial. Why is dating like a game of cards?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 It's all up to chance and how you play the hand you're dealt. Has anyone seen my 260-foot tall nuclear-powered robot anywhere?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 The enemy stole it with their shrink ray. Which food describe most men?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Steak. Many different cuts and many ways to cook 'em, but when done right are very nice. Why do I have the sudden urge to live underwater and destroy cities?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because you have answer the call of Cthulhu. Men get smarter after he get married, why not before before he get married?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Easy. To get the stupidity out while we can, before we have to be serious. Is that lizard growing breen?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Must be a huge lizard. Men grew stumble and beard like porcupine why won't them shave up every morning?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Only bearded hipsters, neckbeards, lumberjacks, bikers and vikings don't shave. That lizard is now speaking to me, what should I do?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Lifejackets are good for that, I hear. Now the lizard wants to take over the world with me?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Only if the Illuminati approve to your membership. How a man define ecstasy?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Depends on the man. Some would define it as the wind in their face cruising down the road really fast, some would say it's with friends having a good time with good music, others would say it's the drug. Why is the lizard now wearing a top hat?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 He attending the prom. What's the most sentient and primary definition to distinguish 'intellectual' and 'idiot'?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Idiots will never acknowledge they're idiots, because that would require some intellect. Is it bad that the lizard now has 4 eyes and two mouths?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Aye, It's known as zerg. It dies after emily splash him with a bucket of lemon juice. How does a woman scare a man?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Saying you're pregnant can be effective. Unless it's what the two of you want. Then just hover over him with a kitchen knife and a crazed look. And blood. Real or fake, doesn't matter. How is the lizard spitting acid?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 From their venom Glands. How does conjurer summoning works?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Nope. You must construct additional pylons for that. Y u no construct additional pylons?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because I am the overmind, I haz overlords. Can I haz more zerglings?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Nope, The terrans is killing your dudes. Why do men prefer blondies?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because men who do suck. Redheads/brunettes are way more cool. So is it bad the lizard has 3 tails and is now 600 feet tall?
Thulas Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Not at all. We can handle that, Mr. President. Will you fry it once it is dead?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 NO, it turn into this fella. Why Men want to marry virgins?
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