Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 If you want some turkey. You don't want any turkey?
Thulas Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 Just eat it yourself. But don't die from childhood-obesety, ok?
Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 Can't make any promises. Maybe I should go sleep from eating all that turkey?
Thulas Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 Yes, you should go and take me with you! I want to "say" sorry for the things I said! Uhm...but bring her back before midnight, ok?
formel Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 No as she would make a acceptable sacrifice to allay my wrath. Did you realize how many silly questions are produced by modern popmusic?
formel Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 All smell like disinfectant. How is the weather forcast for tomorrow?
Emily Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 It's cloudy and boring. Is it true idiot husband made a great wife?
Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 Somewhat. It's kind of like owning a dog, he just doesn't know any better sometimes. That is what rolled-up newspaper is for. Why is that turkey turning into a 300-foot tall monster?
formel Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 Keep your fingers away from LSD or stuff like it. What is your name?
HyperonicX Posted August 9, 2013 Author Posted August 9, 2013 My name... I've been known as Hyper for so long, that I have forgotten what it originally was... What is your quest?
Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 To apparently re-use a Monty Python joke that I used before in this exact thread. What is your favorite color?
HyperonicX Posted August 9, 2013 Author Posted August 9, 2013 Lately it's purple. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
HyperonicX Posted August 9, 2013 Author Posted August 9, 2013 Neither. I'm talking about an UNLADEN swallow! They're like your normal swallow, but they have laser cannons grafted to their chests! Did you honestly think I was going to fall for that trick? XD!
Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 Nope, but you fell for it anyway when you didn't answer the question. Be sure to let me know how that pit of death is, okay?
HyperonicX Posted August 9, 2013 Author Posted August 9, 2013 On the contrary, I DID answer the question. The answer was "neither." And it's the pit for both of us. Now, how do we get out?
Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 I'm not in the pit, because I asked the question that you failed to answer. So your question should be: How do I die in the pit?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 By falling to your death and shattering your bones on rocks. Unless the pit doesn't have rocks. The pit doesn't have rocks, does it?
Guest Posted August 9, 2013 Posted August 9, 2013 I wouldn't know, since I'm not the one in the pit. Why don't you try asking HyperonicX?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Because Emily have no question to ask. What's the different getting divorced and getting a circumcision?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 One is incredibly painful and unpleasant, while the other is a circumcision. Hey-O! Why can't animals evolve by us chucking stones at them like in Pokemon?
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Unless you choke them with plutonium ore. Why men die before their wives?
Guest Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Genetics seem to have a play in it. Why is it that when a chicken flies it goes right into a deep fryer?
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