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Maximus had met Bruna Navarro at the local nightclub and they had danced a little, shared a couple drinks, and exchanged contact information. He was hoping she would call because he thought she was hot as hell and, typical of him, had decided he kinda' wanted to fuck her. She seemed like she would fuck like the ocean during a storm and, well, he wanted that. He had to confirm his suspicion. For science, of course. After Bruna had given Luna her first lesson in sex with women, much to both of their delight, both girls were all riled up and decided they wanted some cock to round out their evening. Bruna thought of Max. "I'm going to call a guy I met at The Hot Spot. He's hot and funny, bought all my drinks that night, and moves like he knows how to fuck," Bruna said as she dialed his number. While it was ringing, Bruna continued, "He's a player, he's probably had sex with half the pretty women around here, so he'll almost definitely be into it. Plus, Luna, you are so fucking hot it's almost painful. He's going to love you. Well, lust after you, anyway. Are you up for that? Sex with a total stranger and a confirmed gigantic cock?" Bruna had pressed quite close to Max during a few dances and could feel a rather large bulge in his pants. She had filed it away in her mind as a useful bit of town trivia. Max was hanging out with a few townies, drinking a beer and looking for hotties. Currently, he was engaged in a discussion with Tom Peeping about the erotic novels Maximus had written. Tom was a fan. They featured lots of voyeurism and young girls getting filled with cum and, well, we all know how Tom feels about that, don't we? Max's phone rang, he saw it was from Bruna, and he grinned. Hell yeah, he thought to himself. I am definitely going to fuck this chick tonight. Sweet. Bruna asked if he would like to come over for a drink and a smile. He smiled, "That sounds like a fine idea, Bruna, and I appreciate the offer. I'm hanging out with a buddy of mine right now...is it cool with you if he comes along? I know that's a lot to ask, but I was hoping. Don't want to be rude, you know?" he was grinning because Tom's eyes had grown big and excited when he heard what Max said. Bruna, also smiling, looked at her new lover, Luna, and replied that she thought that would work out just fine. "I'm here with a friend of mine, too, Max. Your buddy might get called into action. He up for that?" Max covered the receiver, quickly told Tom about the update, and Tom's smile was answer enough. "Cool," said Max. "Be there in a few" and hung up. "Showtime, Tom. We're going to slide by my place real quick, grab a shower, and head over. You ready to get laid, my perverted friend? Rhetorical question, right?" Thirty minutes and two quick showers later, Max and Tom arrived at Bruna's very stylish house and were greeted at the door by Bruna and Luna. They did the basic drinks and getting to know each other routine. All the while, Luna felt irritated that Max had brought Tom-fucking-Peeping as his ‘pal’. Not exactly the stud she had been hoping for. He was in good shape and all but still. Eww. Tom Peeping? By the way the conversation was going, it looked like Bruna was laying claim to Maximus. Which meant she was going to get stuck with Tom. She was still really turned on from her fun time with Bruna and decided she owed it to her new friend to be her wing man. Wing-girl? Whatever. She was going to end up fucking Tom and she might as well just go with it. They finished a third round of drinks and headed upstairs. Bruna was giving the guys a tour and the first stop was her favorite bedroom. Already worked up from the company and conversation, they had been talking about their preferences in erotic literature; they took no time in getting busy.
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Joe's coke and alcohol infused foursome that occurs prior to Chapter 4 of The Simsfather, Part II. Stage 1 Stage 2 Stage 3 GIFS
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NSFW File : Sexparty time!!! Orgy time part 2
Fernanditwo1 posted a blog entry in Fernanditwo1 Sims 4 Spicy Pics
As I promised. Today I bringing to you a NSFW to celebrate the 30th editions, and what better way to celebrate than throwing a party, in the case of the girls an orgy party!!! This is the part 2 of the orgy party. I hope you like it and please share the blog.-
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NSFW File 31 : Sex party time!!! Orgy time
Fernanditwo1 posted a blog entry in Fernanditwo1 Sims 4 Spicy Pics
As I promised. Today I bringing to you a NSFW to celebrate the 30th editions, and what better way to celebrate than throwing a party, in the case of the girls an orgy party!!! I decided to divide it into two parts since there are too many images to put them in one, also part 2 will not be long in coming. I hope you like it and please share the blog.-
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Miles Gets Done in by Two Asian Sex Workers
Kingfish95 posted a blog entry in The Adventures of Random Sims From My Save
Miles Donovan, from the GTA universe, is a corrupt politician who is in the pocket of the Simkuza, as outlined in this video. In exchange for political favors, Miles gets access to prostitutes linked with the infamous crime syndicate. Here, the prurient Senator from San Myshuno has a threesome with two girls in a run-down motel. No rest for the wicked, right? The Set-Up The Fun The Afterglow- 3 comments
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Multiple Creampies from Her Twin Friends - MMF
SerinsParadise posted a blog entry in Serin's Fucking Concept
? Round #1 ? ? Creampie #1 ? ? Round #2 ? ? Creampie #2 ? ? Round #3 ? ? Creampie #3 ? ? Final Cumshots ? ? Thank You ?- 3 comments
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Ordinary Tuesday Afternoon - Blacked Gangbang
SerinsParadise posted a blog entry in Serin's Fucking Concept
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orgy Godess Creek, Part 2
AvoidTheCrown posted a blog entry in The Adventures of Flora, The Sexplorer
Jaguar Priest: Rejoice, my child. You and your friend have been given the chance to repair the balance you tainted when you broke into this sacred land. You see, this glade was blessed by the Goddess of Fertility, and was the sacred place were the princes and princesses were conceived... ...your act of transgression has broken the Goddess gift, and so you must participate in a ritual to restore it. Jaguar Priest: Your friend here is being exceptionally useful. See, this is a ritual of Lust...and it demands proof of insatiable sexual desire. Jaguar Priest: So tell me my child. Will you give in and amend your transgression? Isabel: Yes, Master. My body is yours-"I...I can't think straight. I want his dick so bad" Jaguar Priest: It's settled then. Men, for the Goddess, let's teach this trespassing witches what a true Omiscan man can do. Flora: *indistinguishable* Mmmmm yeah Papi choke me with that warrior spear of yours. Flora: "YES, YES, DESTROY ME" Omiscan Guard: This wench is taking it with ease. Let show her what we got. Omiscan Guard: It's like her pussy is swallowing me in... Omiscan Guard: Her whole body will serve the Goddess Jaguar Priest: That's it, witch. Taking it like a true Omiscan woman... Jaguar Priest: ...your mouth feels like a gift from the heavens. Isabel: "My mind is going completely numb. My whole body is shaking with excitement" Isabel: "It barely fits in my mouth. I'm biting it and it feels as hard as a rock...yet it tastes so good. I don't want him to stop" Jaguar Priest: YES! Surrender your body to me. Flora: *indistinguishable* YES! Surrender your cocks to me Omiscan Guard: By the Gods! This isn't a witch. She's a demon. Omiscan Guard: Your beauty is deceiving, demon. We will not fall to your enchantments. Flora: Ooww! I stole your heart already?-"FUCK THIS FEELS SO GOOD"-shut your mouth and fuck me harder you pack of pussies. Flora: *indistinguishable* YES! YES! Abuse my pretty little pussy. Isabel: *GASP* Diosito I almost passed out. Jaguar Priest: Enough games... Isabel: "GAMES? HE ALMOST CHOKED ME" Jaguar Priest: ...turn around. Isabel: Fuck! fuck! fuck! FUUUCK!! Flora: Mmmm yeah baby, you are taking it like a pro. Omiscan Guard: SILENCE, DEMON!! Flora: Make me! Omiscan Guard: As you wish. Omiscan Guard: This demons body is truly bewitching. Omiscan Guard: My cock feels like is melting. Her breasts are so soft... Omiscan Guard: Her lips are as sweet as hony Flora: *indistinguishable* What a band of girlies. Were are the real men? Isabel: Oh..*pant* *pant*...Oh my god! Oh my god! Flora: You look super hot girl, keep going. Jaguar Priest: "I....I feel like I am possessed. This woman feels like a gift from the Goddess herself...perhaps..." Isabel: I'm coming!!! Flora: YES BEAUTIFUL!! You two better make me cum like that!! Jaguar Priest: "...perhaps she is the Goddess herself that's come to bless me with this mortal body" Isabel: More Papi!! Flora: BEND ME BABY!! BREAK ME!! Isabel: You look perfect, baby!! Jaguar Priest: "They are encouraging each other..."-HEY! COME BACK HERE! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE... Jaguar Priest: ...going Isabel: Come and breed me, Papi. Make me yours, mi amor. Jaguar Priest: If this woman is my Goddess I must obey. Isabel: YES! Soy toda tuya, papi. Flora: AH! SON OF A BITCH, HARDER! Isabel: I'm just a toy, use me as you please... Isabel: ...use me, Master! Jaguar Priest: Use her? She is the one using me...it cannot be... Jaguar Priest: ...take this, woman. Jaguar Priest: Men, step aside! I'll take care of this to outsiders myself. Isabel: This is so hot. Flora: Gosh it's even bigger than the others. You've been enjoying this cock all by yourself? You are so mean... Flora: Get on the ground, Papi. Let's see if you can handle us. Jaguar Priest: "Gods give me strength". Flora: FUCK! It's sooo deeeep!! Isabel: Seems like you are enjoying yourself, Master *chuckles* Jaguar Priest: Enough games!! Isabel: Gosh, you are really cute, you know? Flora: You too, Beautiful. You're gorgeous. I'm sorry for screaming at you earlier. Jaguar Priest: STOP CHATTING I SAID!! Isabel: USE ME MI AMOR!! Flora: "Look at the size of this balls! They are so fucking heavy, this dude must shoot like a fountain" Jaguar Priest: Come here... Isabel: Baby... Flora: I'm here baby. You taste so fucking good I can't get enough. Isabel: So sexy... Jaguar Priest: "These women are devouring me" Flora: What's wrong, daddy? Are you getting tired already? Ow how petty... Jaguar Priest: How dare you?-"This woman...she is something else. That beauty hides a special kind of evil, I have no doubt"- To me my men! Let's give these women what they want. Jaguar Priest: Who's tired now, wench? Flora: YEAH! FUCKING DRILL ME, PAPI!! Jaguar Priest: The Ritual is working, I can feel it. Let's return balance to this lands. Flora: Ready, baby? Isabel: Diosito protegeme. Narrator: And so, with the ritual completed and their duty fulfilled, the spectral Royal Guard of Omiscan returned to their place of resting, banishing in the depths of the night. Isabel: I'm Isabel by the way. Flora: I'm Flora. Isabel: You have beautiful eyes, Flora. Flora: ...fuck. Flora: I can't stop. Isabel: We should probably take a bath. I'm sure the Goddess won't mind after the show we put out for her. Flora: I could clean your whole body with my tongue. The dirt, the sweat, the cum... Isabel: God! You truly are insatiably horny, uh? Come baby, follow me. To be...Continued?- 2 comments
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Mulan's Steamy Shower Threesome (AEP Scene)
Kingfish95 posted a blog entry in The Adventures of Andreas and Mulan
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The Adventures of Joe Barbaro: Joe's Love Fest
Kingfish95 posted a blog entry in The Adventures of Random Sims From My Save
3 in 1! As manager of the Love Ranch, Joe happens to have access to certain "perks" that patrons do not. Mainly, he gets to sleep with the talent in exchange for letting them keep a higher percentage of their profits. Here are the highlights from his latest rendezvouses. If you appreciate photography over video, peep the hidden . Joe's Love Fest.mp4 Tryst 1 Tryst 2 Tryst 3- 7 comments
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Oh hey I exist. I'm not gonna bother with something witty today, because I'm lazy. All I can say is, this contains girl on girl. If you don't like girl on girl...then I am very disappointed in you. Onward Dragon Soldiers! It's been a while since I posted, but I decided to make another update. Especially since I was in the middle of an arc. Source: Post your sex screenshots pt. 2
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I'm back, and this time the story theme is going in a different direction. Spooky vampire people. Why? Because I have a good looking vampire follower, and I intend to have her get nailed by someone. Because that's the real reason we make pretty women follow us. Also, a bit of a bonus image. I didn't add this to the story because of two reasons. One, I actually found out too late that I never added it, so it kinda floated around in limbo. Two, there's some clipping in it I wasn't happy with, so I decided it ruined the image too much to add, and thus I didn't. But I decided to add it now because it exists, so I feel like I have to. The story has gotten a bit crazier now that a few new characters were added, and it seems the sexual themes are all over the place. We've now added beastiality and potential rape characters to the harem, which will make the harem's dynamic with each other a bit more chaotic than Sha's vanilla traits, or Mary's (even though she hasn't done anything yet) exhibitionist traits. Even Amalia has a sort of sugar and ice personality, but that blonde elf is crazy. With that said, it's time to see if we can meet anyone new in this part. Onward Dragon Soldiers! Huzzah, another part done. This one has a bit more silliness in it, because I honestly like being silly over being too dark. Granted, Tania's arc wasn't as dark as it could have been, and there will certainly be more animals trying to rape her, but I usually like playing around in these stories more often than not.
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Jumping jugs Batman, a new part! Yes, I've returned after not doing much of anything. Why? Stuff. But it let me think on how I wanted to shape this part. Originally, there was only one character that was supposed to show up in this one, but due to technical problems, that couldn't happen. So instead, it became three, and the story changed ever so slightly. The overall idea was there, but the execution was a bit different. That being said, I hope you like elves. Now, in the name of all things bountiful, jiggly, and bootiful, Onward Dragon Soldiers! That part was up and down and all around. If you made sense of any of that, congratulations. I feel like this would probably mark the end of the Tania arc, if I decide so anyway. But don't worry, that's not all I got planned. When next we meet, I have a few plans that involve some vampires. OOOOH, SPOOKY!
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Hey, me again. This part was fairly easy. Why? Because things are very easy to pull together when the only thing people are doing is banging each other. Yes, as a warning, this part is all sex, there's almost no real story to it other than a character plot I suppose. If you like your story with...more story, you might be a tad disappointed. As opposed to the first part, which had exactly two nude scenes and no sex, this part has exactly one scene that has no nudity at all. Also the reasoning behind the sex might seem a bit creepy, but she's going through a rough time. So if you don't mind a completely sex dominated part, Onward Dragon Soldiers! Yes I'm going to find an excuse to say that every part. So that happened. I honestly didn't see myself writing a story in this nature, especially with how light hearted the harem arc was. Who knows, maybe future arcs will have their own themes to them. Source: Post your sex screenshots pt. 2
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I'm not quite as happy with this part because it feels a little rushed. That may just be me though, but I feel like I could have done better with the pacing. It also took me a while to make, because I wasn't quite sure where I was going to take the story after the last part (where do you go after an everybody fucks part?). So hopefully, this part isn't as bad as I think it is. Blah blah Onward Dragon Solders, you get the idea by now. So that part felt like the pacing was way too quick, but I wanted to introduce a new thing into the story, so that might be why. Once I got past the initial plan of, Averna makes a harem, introducing a new story arc of sorts was going to be a bit harder. For the next story arc, expect things to be a lot darker.
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Hello again, welcome to part 5. Yes, we're 5 parts into what was supposed to be just random shots of Averna being nailed at an inn, but turned into a story I created for no real reason. Now I'm just going to say, I don't like slutty women. I think they're behavior is a bit too outrageous for me, and I like women who are more modest. That said, I created a story where at least 3 of the 4 characters have this personality trait, but still having self respect and love for each other. When you have a woman addicted to sex, usually they lack any kind of real self respect. It also seems a bit unrealistic that a girl (especially a virgin, as they have next to no sexual experience) would be having enough of it to be considered gorging on it. But then again, this is a silly story, and also a video game in a fantasy setting, where 4 girls are having sex in the woods. Kinda funny when you remember I made a joke about Averna taking 3 good looking girls out in the woods, because the subtle rape subtext sort of happened, just not with them. And while the ending is the first time there was any real rape in the story (it's also the first time a threesome occurred), it was more because Sha was angry, than out of real malice. So, like last time because it's become an official quota of mine now, Onward Dragon Soldiers! So that ending was probably weird for some of you. I kinda did it to keep things interesting, but also to add a few more tags to such a story if I felt like it. Back in the pilot episode, there were many sexual candidates, and he was considered one of them. I just wonder how many of you thought he'd actually win.
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Oh no, it's me again. What horrors have I brought today for part 4? I don't know myself, it was all a blur really. Something odd I do with this story is that instead of taking tons of screenshots just to be safe, and deciding how many I'll use, I tell the story as I take them, which means every part has as many screenshots as it needs. There are no retakes, every shot is the first image to be used for that part of the story. It helps me flow it all together when I think about what the characters might be doing when I take it. I'm all about detail. Also, some of you (maybe) might be wondering why Mary is almost always in some sort of cowgirl position, while Amalia gets to do it however she wants. It's actually a size issue. Mary is about a foot shorter than what you should be in Skyrim, which also helps give the illusion that she's the youngest, because she's also the shortest (the pigtails help too). Because of this, a lot of animations are not lined up the way they should be, so sometimes it looks like she shouldn't be able to get it at all. On the other hand, since the cowgirl position always puts her in the middle, instead of setting up complicated positions (size doesn't matter for her partner, since they're always laying down), her body is able to line up, since she herself isn't moved around as much. This allows me to set Mary up for scenes without manually fixing the positions, as more normal sized characters will then used the edited positions for Mary, instead of the default. Thus, she's only allowed to ride people. With that said, Onward Dragon Soldiers! Phew, that one was a bit of a doozy. You might notice the sex has ramped up by a lot, but I've also been trying to include some deeper story, even during sex scenes. I think it flows the pace better when everyone is providing information while they do it, as unusual as that sounds. It helps look into their personality as you stare at their naked bodies.
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Entry 30: I Guess I AM the Dragonborn
EnragedBard posted a blog entry in Destana is NOT the Dragonborn!
Hey, it's me, Destana. I was alone again. Flying on the back of a dragon. Damn the birds, I wish I could fly! Odahviing touched down in Skuldafn and left me there to fend for myself. So there I was, at the cusp of one of my greatest victories, or maybe one of my greatest challenges, entirely alone. As I approached the bridge I was stealthy, picking off two weak draugr lookouts with arrows. I turned right, finding two mid-level and two very tough draugr in the distance, to which I gave them a few arrows. The two tough ones didn't see, so I walked closer, and a dragon flew overhead. I Dragonrended him, and he landed. I used the great stone pillars to shield myself from his fire breath and widdled him down with melee until he was finished. I crept over toward the first hard draugr and shot him - luring him toward the cliff. I hid behind a pillar and when he came I shouted him off the cliff. His friend came over to investigate and I snuck up behind him and gave him a good stab then melee'd him down. A little further up the path another dragon appeared, which I again Dragonrended, but peppered this one with arrows, keeping my distance, until he also died. In front of me were stairs leading up then to the left, which I presumed led to the temple. I decided on not taking the straight path and used rope arrows to climb onto the platform on the right. Unfortunately, one of the draugr spotted me at the last moment and charged at me. I shouted him off the platform to the bottom of the stairs, but the noise and commotion alerted all the other draugr between me and the temple. And these were the mid-level draugr, with tough ones in the distance starting to head this way. I ducked behind a stone outcropping - sensing I would have a large fight on my hands and transformed into Vampire Lord. I waited for one of them to near and leapt out like a coiled viper, slashing him with my claws a few times. Then I hovered, blasting my opponents with Blood Storm. "FUS - RO - DAhhhh!" A draugr shouted, staggering me out of my spell. Then another. I darted aside. Then another draugr used the shout, and another. They were peppering me with Unrelenting Force as they got near, nearly stagger-locking me from doing anything. "Fucking seriously?!" My demonic voice growled as I was pushed and staggered near the ledge, "Could you fucking stop?" I ducked behind the outcropping again, charging up a Blood Storm, then I jumped out as it finished casting and drained the nearest draugr to death (gods, I'm so glad I developed the ability to vampire drain draugr and constructs). They assaulted me again, but I used the terrain to split them up and pick them off one by one. Finally I reached a nordic structure and stayed in my Lord form, pushing forward. From there it was the same deal, though some weaker draugr got added to the mix that just served as lifeblood for me to absorb. The mid-range ones once again annoyed the crap out of me with Unrelenting Force and I had to power through. There was a puzzle, then another thing with lowering a bridge. But, I just leapt across the chasm instead of going through the trouble of figuring how to lower the bridge (my amazing jumping plus also having semi-useful wings). Unfortunately, when I got to a puzzle door, I had to shift back to my normal form to look at the tiny symbols on the Diamond Claw the Draugr Lord dropped. I inserted the claw and continued to the end. I stayed in human form, using stealth again for the last bit (and found a word wall). I came out of the structure, realizing I had traveled to the top of a huge wide tower. None of the draugr saw me, so I picked off the first and second one as before, sneak attacking with my bow. This drew the attention of a nearby Draugr Lord. Rounding the corner, "FUS -," he started, but I was ready. "FUS - RO - DAH!" I replied quickly, blowing him off the tower. I peeked my head around the corner, seeing more weak draugr, which I picked off with my bow. It was then that I got shot. Several skeletons and draugr were shooting at me from the highest level, so I flattened myself against the wall. I guess the shouting and death had finally urged them to get their act together and use some strategy. I was still near the door that I'd entered from. I turned the corner again, trying to bait them into going around and coming down the stairs after me. It worked, and then I walked back around, fired some rope arrows and climbed the sheer rock face. When I got to the top, several of the draugr had reached where I was and in revenge, I shouted an Unrelenting Force, blowing them off the tower. I was on the platform with the portal now. I stealthily worked my way around the outside of the tower, picking off the remaining draugr. I could see a dragon priest near the portal, and I didn't want to be disturbed while fighting him. Luckily, he hadn't seen me yet. I kissed the Nerevarine's Bow that gave me short bursts invisibility and made me hard to keep track of. I turned to the Dragon Priest, first taking careful aim and plugging him square in the chest. He turned, starting to cast a spell, and I responded with, "TIID!," slowing time. Though my body was slowed a bit, it wasn't as slow as everything else. I loaded arrow after arrow and fired, getting four arrows in the air before any of them reached him. When time resumed, he was pin-cushioned with an avalanche of arrows. At this point, his Storm Atronach he'd been casting floated toward me and he ran for the staff planted in front of the portal. I drew Dawnfang and the Blade of Woe and laid into the Atronach. He was fairly slow and lumbering. And by the time I cut him down, the Dragon Priest had grabbed his staff and started casting area frost spells. But thirty seconds had passed. "TIID!" I shouted again, sprinting. Before he could blink I was in the Dragon Priest's face. He tried casting spells to rebuff me, but his movements were so slow I easily got behind him twice. When Slow Time wore off, he was nearly dead. He casted a ward, backing away slowly. I dropped my melee weapons and took out my bow again, shooting him twice rapidly. Dead. I looted him for the mask and the staff, then activated and stepped through the portal. On to Sovngarde! I materialized in a great, misty plain with a path before me. I took a breath, taking in the landscape. Even obscured, it was beautiful here. I could see Shor's hall far, far in the distance, so I started to walk through the mist. I kept to the path. Before long I came across a Stormcloak soldier. He explained to me that he'd been lost in the mist for some time. Alduin'd been hunting mortal souls. "Follow me. I'll guide you to Shor's hall," I said. But not ten steps down the path, Alduin swooped from the mist and snatched him. I growled, going into a run now. After a little while, staying with the path, the mist cleared before me and I could see it. Across a chasm, bridged by a massive monstrous spine was the Hall of Valor. "Hold!" A man shouted, stepping out from between the two shoulder blades. He seemed to be glowing a little and I stepped up to the shirt-less man. I blinked as I got closer, and had to legitimately look up to see his eyeline. The man was a mountain, maybe seven feet tall and built like a statue. I smirked, wondering about proportions of other things. "What brings you, wayfarer grim, to wander here, in Sovngarde, souls-end, Shor's gift to honored dead?" "I'm here to kill Alduin. Once and for all," I grinned, "Who are you?" "I am Tsun. You pursue a fateful errand. No few have chafed to face the Worm since he set his soul-snare here at Sovngarde's threshhold," the man said. He had such an old-worldy way of speaking. "May I enter?" I asked, a bit meekly in this living titan's presence, and the enormity of what lay beyond. But then realizing I was supposed to be a powerful warrior (I mean, I am) I said more firmly, "I seek to enter the hall of Valor!" He continued, "No shade are you, as usually here passes, but living, you are the land of the dead. By what right do you request entry?" I scratched my head. What right does a thief, assassin, vampire, slave, mage, really have to enter a place for heroic warriors. "I'm going to answer your question with a question. Do you judge if the dead are worthy to get in here?" Tsun's piercing eyes looked me over, "I am gifted the power to judge each person's worthiness as a warrior, yes." "So I guess if I lied to you and said I fought a bear with my bare hands, or I won a thousand battles and always acted honorably, you'd be able to see right through my deception, wouldn't you?" Tsun's face was like stone, showing no emotion. Finally he said, "You are dragonborn, that much I can see without being told. Though a few of your decisions and.... associations have me questioning if you would return here given the natural course of your lifetime. You started the Empire down a path of ruin." "I know. I know. Don't you think I feel bad about all the innocent people who will die because of my stupid decision to buy into that Imperial plot," I sighed. It actually hurt a little bit coming from Tsun, even though I'd just met him. He didn't seem like an asshole. "Really, the number of daedric princes you've had dealings with is astonishing. Hermaeus Mora..." "That dude is gross and I didn't agree to anything!" I said. "Molag Bal..." "Yeah, well, I didn't do him any favors. I'm just borrowing his power until he comes to collect, if that ever happens," I said. "Noctournal..." "In my defense, I was a young thief and impressionable!" "Boethiah..." "That dude is just annoying," I replied. "Malacath..." He continued as if reading off a list popping into his head. "Hey, I thwarted that guy's plans. No deal there!" I said, as if that would plead my case any more. "And there's Sanguine!" "He's not so bad. He's actually a pretty cool guy if you ever meet him," I said. "Worry not. Your entrance to the hall has already been allowed by Ysgramor," he said, his stone face cracking a bit of a smile. "You... you were just messing with me?" I asked, "I should slap you." "One final thing. Living or dead, by decree of Shor, none may pass this perilous bridge till I judge them worth by the warrior's test," Tsun started to take the maul off his back. "Now you're talking," I said, drawing my sword and dagger. We fought for a few minutes, his raw power outdoing me in some places, and my superior speed outdoing him in others. He used Unrelenting Force a few times, and when I tried it back on him he didn't even budge. I switched to using Slow Time to further magnify the difference in speed. Finally he put away his hammer, "Its been an age since I had a fight like that one. I find you worthy." "Thanks, big guy," I slapped him on the side as I walked past, and felt like I was smacking a wall of granite. Godsdamn! "It is long since one of the living entered here. May Shor's favor follow you and your errand," he nodded to me. I walked down the spine and opened the doors, stepping inside to a grand meal hall, bustling with warriors of all kinds. Like something from a Jarl's Palace, but on an amazing scale. I walked down the massive stone steps to the table and a blond, bearded man turned to me. He stood just a bit taller than me and had a deep, commanding voice. "Welcome!" Some how I knew, this was Ysgramor. He wore his armor from life, through not the crown I've heard so much about. "Our door has stood empty since Alduin first set his soul-snare here. But three await your word to loose their fury upon the perilous foe," he said. Three warriors; an old man, a young man and a woman stepped over from the crowd that had paid little attention to me. "Gormlaith the Fearless, glad-hearted in battle; Hakon the valiant, heavy-handed warrior; Felldir the Old, far-seeing and grim," Ysgramor continued. "Hey!" I shouted, "It's you guys! You're the three that invented Dragonrend! I watched you fight Alduin through the time-wound. Good to know you've been here all this time, in paradise." Gormlaith, the woman patted me on the shoulder, "Sister. Long have I awaited this day. The world eater will eat our blades this day." "Hey, sidebar, is this food edible for living humans?" I asked Ysgramor. "Eat and drink your fill," Ysgramor said. "Don't worry. I won't be long," I sat at the table and grabbed a big ham and some mead, "You've waited thousands of years, what's five more minutes?" I swear I hadn't eaten in months. You know, because as a vampire I only need blood and occasional sleep to survive. But I'd forgotten how GOOD food is. Or maybe that was just because this was Sovngarde food. And the mead! A man in gray robes sat across from me, drinking some ale, "Greetings." "Hi. Who are you?" I asked between bites. "I am Jurgen Windcaller," he said. "No shit? You're a pretty big deal to the greybeards." "My disciples follow a difficult path - the Way of the Voice is neither wide, nor easy." "I can't say I'm 100% on board with your ways. I mean, Tiber Septim never would've done what he'd done if not for straying. Same for me. But, you know, we'll see if I'm able to do what I came to do." "To battle!" I heard somebody yelling. I realized the three champions had been talking amongst themselves this whole time and were now rushing out the front doors. "I guess we're doing this now!" I dropped my plate and cup, "Sorry, gotta run!" I charged outside and caught up to them on the bridge. They stopped at the other end, facing the fog. "No way we can fight a dragon in this mist!" Felldir said. "Clear skies!" Gormlaith said, taking the lead, "Combine our shouts!" "LOK - VAH - KOOR!" I shouted, and the three followed in unison, clearing the way around us. Having many years to train together has its benefits. "VEN - MUL - RIIK!" An ominous voice replied, and the mist returned. "AGAIN!" Gormlaith shouted, and this time the four of us used Clear Skies in near unison, blasting the mist away. Alduin shouted it back, however. "Does this fiend's power know no end?" Hakon asked. Felldir reponded, "Once more, his strength falters!" We shouted once more and the mist was cleared. There was a foreboding silence, then an all-too-familiar roar. Alduin perched on the mountain before us, "You should not have come here, Dragonborn." I drew my bow and aimed a Stalhrim arrow at his head, "I should say the same to you. You have no right to plague this land. Get the hell out of my heaven!" I let an arrow fly, but he jumped, swooping out of the way. He called up a fire storm, and swept past us as he blasted fire. I turned as he swooped and shouted, "JOOR!" But he wasn't as easily hit the time. He swooped again, and he landed between the group, by choice. The first thing he did was turn toward me and blast me with fire, nearly immediately melting me. I chugged a first resist potion and an ultimate healing I'd gotten from Skuldafn, and got behind one of the pillar-like bones. He turned to the heroes and began to rip through them. I would need to go about this strategically. Since he was grounded, I threw one word of Dragonrend from my hiding spot, keeping him grounded. I then threw out one word of Slow Time so I could get to him quickly. I began slashing him in the back and he swiped at Felldir, throwing him to the wind. Aldin slapped me with his tail, knocking me down. When I got up again, he had turned back toward me and blasted me with frost breath. I chugged cold resist and another ultimate healing, dodging and sprinting away. "Gods!" I shouted, "I can't get close to him!" Gormlaith and Hakon were keeping him busy, but also seemed not to be doing positive damage. "Wait," I said to myself, "That's the solution!" "JOOR!" I shouted the first word of Dragonrend again, like I was shouting, 'Mortal' as an insult. Then I sprinted in the opposite direction. He turned to me blasting me with what looked like steam, but I was at my maximum bow range now. Pretty damn far away. I strafed him, taking turns running, firing arrows and hitting him with the first word of Dragonrend. I was... kiting! You know, flying him like a kite. It took several moments of this, and he even turned his attention away from me in frustration to claw at the others again, and I put the last arrow in his head. Alduin roared in pain, and the same strange soul-energy suffused him as when I killed other dragons. But he clawed at life, like he wasn't giving up. A hole opened up in the sky and, roaring as he did, Alduin shattered into a hundred pieces, his body and soul being drawn into the portal. All returned to calm. It was done. I fell to my knees. "YEAH!" I shouted. There was much cheering. Tsun walked over from where he'd been perching, "When you're ready to return to the mortal world, I can assist you." "Definitely not yet," I said, "Wait, you were watching the whole time? Give us a hand next time." Gormlaith chuckled, "They will sing of this day for all of history. What we've done here is incredible." "Yeah, I have a lot I want to do here before I leave, now that there's not immediate danger anymore." "Such as? For as much as it is a heaven, feasting gets a little old after a thousand years," Hakon asked. "Well, as for what I want to do first," I pointed at Tsun. He stared at me for a few seconds, "Oh. Oh! That would be frowned upon by Ysgramor." "Don't worry, he'll get his turn," I said. It sounded a lot more whorish when I said it out loud, "C'mon big guy. How long has it been?" "Gods, I have no idea," he replied. "Maybe we can help get these boys into the mood?" I said to Gormlaith. She stared at me for a few seconds, then said, "You know, I never would've done something like this back in my day. But I'm bored. Sure." We stripped off our armor, kissing and touching, and then tribbing right in front of them. We got into a sixty-nine position. It seemed Felldir was standing at Tsun's place on the bridge, keeping a lookout. Finally Hakon and Tsun started stripping when Gormlaith was about spent. I was right, though, Tsun's dick was about 11 inches and thick. Felldir helped me to my feet, then started to rub all over me and kiss my body. Then Tsun came at me from behind, doing the same. Soon they turned me around and Tsun entered me from the front as I laid my head back on Felldir's shoulder, and he slid into my ass. They went on fucking for a while, until Felldir finished inside me. Then Tsun turned me over and entered doggystyle. It seemed like a very long time passed as he continued. He laid me down in the grass and entered again. And as he laid over me, his frame absolutely engulfed mine. After another while, he got off me and said, "Sorry about this. It takes me a lot of work." I shook my head, "No bother. I mean, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to fuck a normal man again, but... that's okay." He stroked himself vigorously. After a bit, I just kneeled in front of him, pushing my boobs out as I folded my arms behind my back, "How about this? Good target?" That did it. He groaned and spilled his seed all over my face and chest. I sighed in relief, redressing and leading the rest of the group inside. The doors were locked, but I've not met a door I can't get open (even in Sovngarde, apparently). "Show's over, guys," I said as I entered, "The world eater is dead." Cheering and feasting ensued. I started to think about it and there's no way a place with men and women eternally preparing for war and living in heaven together would not fuck. So I imagined everybody here was in on it, except poor Tsun, who rarely got to leave his post. In total, I stayed there about five days. Ysgramor did indeed get his turn. Like a real man, he lifted me off the ground and held me as he thrusted. I don't remember a lot of the other encounters, though I did sample quite a few people, all of the mead and ale, and a lot of food. Godsdammit, I deserved a little vacation after what I'd done in the past few weeks. Anyway, when I was ready I talked to Tsun and he shouted me back to the mortal plane. I appeared on Paarthurnax's mountain, and I was face-to-face with dozens of dragons. "Alduin dilon!" They were shouting. Paarthurnax was perched on the peak nearby. As I walked over, he said, "It is done! The Eldest is no more. He who came before all others, and has always been." "What's all this?" "They come to mourn, and vie for control." "You don't sound very happy. A bittersweet victory?" "No, I am not. Alduin was once the crown of our father's creation. You did what was necessary. He flew far from the path of right action in his arrogance. But I cannot celebrate his fall. He was my brother once. This world will never be the same." "Still, this world is safe," I reassured him. "Perhaps. At least it will continue to exist," Paarthurnax replied, "As you said, the next world will have to take care of itself. But I forget myself. You have won a mighty victory! One that will echo through the ages! Savor your triumph, Dovahkiin. This is not the last of what you will write upon the currents of Time. Goraan!" "You know, the Blades wanted me to kill you," I said. "They are wise not to trust me. Onikaan ni ov. I would not trust another dovah." "Why shouldn't they trust you?" I asked. "Dov wahfaan fah rel. We were made to dominate. The will to power in in our blood. You feel it in yourself do you not?" Paarthurnax asked. "Maybe," I said, pondering what I'd asked the moot for now in a new light. "I can be trusted, I can tell you this. But they do not. And that is a wise choice. I have overcome my nature through long study of the Way of the Voice. What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" "Damn, that's some quotable shit," I smirked. "Seems as though you've made your choice," he said. "Yeah, I was never going to kill you. You are clearly my favorite dragon," I smiled. He shouted to the assembled dragons now, "Many of the dova are now scattered across Keizaal. Without Alduin's lordship, they may yet bow to the vahzen... rightness of my Thu'um. But willing or no, they will hear it!" And the dragons started to fly circles around the mountain, finding this a challenge. They scattered to the winds, and Paarthurnax looked down at me once more, "Farewell, Dovahkiin!" As they dispersed, another dragon landed. "Odahviing!" I yelled, "Here to claim your place as my third favorite dragon?" "Third?" He asked, "Prudah wundunne wah Wuth Gein. I came to wish the old one luck in his quest. I doubt many will wish to exchange Alduin's lordship for Paarthurnax's peaceful 'Way of the Voice.' As for myself, you've proven your mastery twice over. Thuri, Dovahkiin. I gladly acknowledge the power of your Thu'um. Call me and I shall come to your aid." "Alright, dragon buddy," I chuckled. He didn't seem amused, and flew off before I could say another word. I figured I needed to visit a couple people before I headed to Volkihar, and they were on the way. I went to the temple on the way down the mountain. "I was starting to wonder if you would return. I can see it on your face. Is it truly done?" Arngeir asked. "I went to Sovngarde and killed him. Funny though, I didn't absorb his soul. He broke apart and was swallowed up by some portal," I said. "Perhaps the rules don't apply to one such as him. Perhaps he was sent back to his father, Akatosh. Perhaps he will return again someday and this will begin again." "Who's to say," I said rhethorically, figuring I would go ahead and burn this bridge between them, "You know the Blades wanted me to kill Paarthurnax." "Bloodthirsty barbarians. Now you see why I warned you against them!" "Relax. He's helped me a great deal and there's no way I could do that. Is it true he was Alduin's ally?" "Yes. But understand - during the days of Alduin's rule, all dragons were his allies. There was nothing else they could be," Arngeir explained, "Paarthurnax was the one who rebelled first. And he taught men Thu'um." "Don't worry, I'm not going to kill Paarthurnax," I restated. "Kyraneth has placed the voice of wisdom within you, dragonborn," he said. Next I traveled to Sky Haven Temple. "She's here!" Delphine shouted, "I was starting to wonder if you were coming back. We heard the news from Whiterun - that you left on the back of a dragon! A little showy, even for you. But it seems you have good news?" "I used Alduin's portal to Sovngarde and killed him," I smiled. "When you walked into my Inn, I never imagined...." she said. "Oh and one more thing. About Paarthurnax," I started. "Make your choice. You're either with us or against us," Delphine said. "I'm not going to kill him." "But he helped Alduin enslave our ancestors. He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but we can't trust him." Esbern chimed in, "Justice can be harsh. But it is still justice. Paarthurnax deserves to die. He was the author of many atrocities during the Dragon War - crimes great enough to be remembered for thousand of years. Nothing he did can excuse or expiate his previous deeds." "All the same, I'm not going to kill him," I said. "Dragonborn," Delphine said, "That's not your decision to make. He needs to answer for his crimes." "Gee," I folded my arms, "I remember what happened all those times when people told me I had to do things. But is this just revenge? I thought the Blades were better than this." "The atrocities are unforgivable. This isn't about revenge," Delphine said. "We wouldn't be here if not for him," I said. "Are you so blind to let that dragon manipulate you into this? Letting him live is dangerous." "You're getting awfully black and white all of the sudden. I'm a vampire, wanna kill me too, like the Dawnguard? You know, having someone like Serana is really going to help the vampire masses to be under control now. And my thoughts are the same with Paarthurnax. He's overcome his nature. I don't know if you've noticed, but there are at least a few dozen dragons left in Skyrim." Delphine exhaled. So I continued, "Well, is the dragonborn in authority over the blades or not? Did the Blades question the authority of Reman Cyrodiil or Tiber Septim this way?" "Those were different times." "Paarthurnax literally taught Tiber Septim the Way of the Voice. The same guy," I was starting to get angry now, "Is this what the blades have become? The greybeards said you were bloodthirsty barbarians and I'm inclined to agree." "How dare you?" Delphine said. "How dare I?" I growled, "I'm not killing him and that's final. And neither will you!" "You're not going to stop us from meting out justice!" Delphine yelled at me. Oh, you wanna shout, huh? "Dreh ni fus bahi!" The temple started to rumble. That was some sort of garbled half-shout, and didn't really do anything, but it was a sufficient scare-tactic. Delphine blinked, realizing she was poking a bear now, "By the gods. I have no desire to die here today. Very well. I will follow your orders, though it is against my better judgment." "Thank you," I said, exhaling, "I figured you'd see it my way. I still value your judgment and support. I just think everybody is wrong sometimes." I suddenly realized I'd forgotten to use the dragon-killing katana on any of that adventure. Bah! Finally, I traveled to Castle Volkihar. Wow, I thought. They'd really cleaned up this place in only a few days. The same nobles were there, eating a meal, though there weren't human bodies and bones strewn around. It was more dignified. I looked around, and Serana was leaning against a pillar to my right. She was looking right at me, like she was frozen. She put her hand over her mouth, tears welling up. "Serana! I did it!" I shouted as I walked over to her. "I... " she started, tripping over her words, "I thought you were dead." "What the hell took so long?" She asked. "Sovngarde is big enough. I took me a day to trek across it, and I had to rest after fighting that world-ending evil. But only a few days. Five, tops," I said, "But speaking of that, you have done a LOT since I've been gone." "Five days?" She said to herself. The expression on her face could only be described as confusion. "You've been gone... for five months," she said. "...... Wait what?" I asked. -
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