I have absolutely nothing to wear!
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...and I can't decide, what I should lend from a good friend of mine.
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The thing is, that I have to appear tonight at Elisif's court. We were allowed an audience and want to convince her and her advisors and asslickers to alllow a traditional festival for the common folks.
As things are,ย it would do no good if I would rush into her palace with my usual woodland attire.
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In fact, I have already been told that THAT looks rather offending to the finer people and aristocrats of Solitude.

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Thanks to Dibella, a friend here in Solitude has a similar figure and a far better sorted wardrobe. She has offered me help and is willing to lend me some of her beautiful clothes.
But she has such a huge selection, now I stand here and I can't decide.
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First, I would prefer trousers. I can fight so much better with my legs unhindered.

(shouting from the door): You won't need your sword. If you have to cut and slash your issue at court, you have aready lost it.
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But I was quickly told to better wear a proper "dress"ย and that good sword fighting agiity should NOT be my primary concern at a Jarl's court.

Next critique was about my "smelly" scarf.
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Me: What? It doesn't smell!
(Voice from the door):ย Yes it does - even here at the door. A composite of campfire and mead, a distinct scent of dead Draugr, insufficiently covered by a note of skeever left-behinds and ... *sniffing* wait... do I sense a tiny bit of male fluids usually used in the act of copulation?
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Fine, maybe I wear this elegant fur instead of my scarf?

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Yennefer: And, my dear? Have you decided?
Me: No Yen, I fear I havn't. I am still undecided.
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Me: And you are sure, the sword won't fit to my dress?


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Yennefer: Noooo. A sword is out of question. Even your dagger might not be helpful at all. That is, unless you intend to stab a courtier to raise some attention.
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Now, the question remains: What should I wear?

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