What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

2 hours ago, Speed Metal said:

Thought only women could become harpies?

 

After crawling through Ustengrav for nothing, I decided to expand our forces with my favorite vampire to cheer me up a bit.

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You have LL user Alessia Wellington as a follower?.... I want one. 

[Fiend71]

1 minute ago, Heroine HoneyCrotch said:

 

You have LL user Alessia Wellington as a follower?.... I want one. 

Get in line...lol

[Alessia Wellington]

5 minutes ago, Heroine HoneyCrotch said:

You have LL user Alessia Wellington as a follower?.... I want one. 

 

3 minutes ago, Fiend71 said:

Get in line.

 

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared...

[Fiend71]

10 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

 

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared...

Be flattered. 

 

You do have "cute" right in your title...lol

 

If I saw that follower on here or Nexus, and hadn't ever seen you, I'd still get it.

 

Sorry to come across as creepy though, if I did.  Never my intention.

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

 

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared...

Don't worry. I don't use rape mods on followers. It would be consensual. She'd love it!

 

[Fiend71]

Clearing out Wolfskull...

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The "sniper's roost"

 

Then go tell Falk the good news...

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Best show Elisif some respect while I'm here...

 

Now onto...

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"VAMPIRE!"

 

Wow - alright.  I might get sidetracked now then, and go for the Sanguine Rose.  I could use more dremora in my life...heh

[Ronin79]

Just started a proper playthrough with Silje the Stormcloak vampire, and escaped Helgen. 

 

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She's more pissed off about losing her glasses than she is about the dragon that just burned Helgen to the ground.

 

That Imperial Captain was a real bitch. It was kind of amusing to see where her head rolled off to.

 

After successfully escaping her execution, slaughtering a few dozen Imperials, and getting her glasses back, Silje decided to go for a ride.

 

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On Ralof's face...

 

Ralof didn't seem to mind

 

 

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to install the squirting mod...

 

[Fiend71]

6 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

Just started a proper playthrough with Silje the Stormcloak vampire, and escaped Helgen. 

 

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She's more pissed off about losing her glasses than she is about the dragon that just burned Helgen to the ground.

 

That Imperial Captain was a real bitch. It was kind of amusing to see where her head rolled off to.

 

After successfully escaping her execution, slaughtering a few dozen Imperials, and getting her glasses back, Silje decided to go for a ride.

 

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On Ralof's face...

 

Ralof didn't seem to mind

 

 

That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to install the squirting mod...

 

LOL!

 

Ahhh...Ralof.  Sharp; like bowling ball. ?

[Alessia Wellington]

Doing a bounty quest for the jarl.

 

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Perfect weather for a night stroll.

 

 

Fortunately, the rain got lighter when we've approached the Valtheim Towers.

 

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Marcie enjoys the view.

 

 

With the bandit's leader dead, the road is now safer to travel. Jarl Vignar will be pleased.

 

 

[qalavix]

9 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared...

Both!  Definitely both.

 

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That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to install the squirting mod...

*laughs and laughs*

"Oh oh oh!  I'm cumming! I'm cumming so hard I'm squirting! Oh o-"

"Nn nnn!"

"'Nn nn'?  What do you mean 'nn nn'?"

"Nnn, nn nn sfnnng.  Nnnn nn.  Nnn nn nn!"

"What?"

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[Fiend71]

15 minutes ago, qalavix said:

*laughs and laughs*

"Oh oh oh!  I'm cumming! I'm cumming so hard I'm squirting! Oh o-"

"Nn nnn!"

"'Nn nn'?  What do you mean 'nn nn'?"

"Nnn, nn nn sfnnng.  Nnnn nn.  Nnn nn nn!"

"What?"

 

LMFAO!!!  ??

[Ronin79]

Putting together a mod list for a male character playthrough, and trying to decide which sexy followers to install. Screenshots will follow.

[Gukahn]

While in the middle of thinking about reworking my Bodyslide Preset to make the smaller breasts look a bit more desirable and the bigger once recognize the laws of gravity (i know XD)

I encountered a mod i always wanted to test out..

 

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Oooh Wet Function Redux, we're going to be fast friends you and I..

 

[TrollAutokill]

Got pretty annoyed at myself for downloading the new version of Race Menu which is AE only. It took me sometime before realising what was wrong.

 

My bad mood might have had some consequences on my friends...

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[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

My bad mood might have had some consequences on my friends.

 

I don't think Uthgerd remains unbroken for much longer...

[Gukahn]

5 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

My bad mood might have had some consequences on my friends...

You know, by giving Uthgred a nickname, they really should've thought about your existence and sheer will to break her over.. And over.. And over.. and over again? At this point we should call her the totally broken

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[Gukahn]

So i got a new Dick

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I will have to make him smaller but at the very least my head isn't the only thing high poly anymore..

And Redguards ain't the only ones with curved swords?

 

Pris likes it

Finally something not too small to not hit the target in most animations and actually fits in someones mouth. ? I mean i get why most people want there Characters to be Bigus Dickus but.. Come on ?

 

[Alessia Wellington]

14 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Pris likes it

 

Oh c'mon. She likes everything you stick into her.

 

15 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Bigus Dickus

 

What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus"? Do you laugh when I say "Biggus Dickus"?

[Gukahn]

5 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Oh c'mon. She likes everything you stick into her.

Mh true but not only what i stick into her ? I still owe her a ride on a giant.. And Skamps.. Need to take notes for that too.

 

6 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus"? Do you laugh when I say "Biggus Dickus"?

  

[qalavix]

22 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I mean i get why most people want there Characters to be Bigus Dickus but.. Come on

Also, everything in Skyrim (and most videogames) is oversized, so you can see it easier.  Same reason the 'daggers' are nearly sword-sized, the 'swords' are zweihander or claymore sized, and the 'greatswords' and 'warhammers' are ridiculous.

 

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Meanwhile, I started on the Thieves' Guild.

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"You guys are sure this is part of the Guild initiation?"

"Oh YEAH!!!!  We're sure!  Trust us!"

I didn't have anything to do (directly) with triggering this, by the way - it was all SexLabs Sexual Fame Framework and Comments, plus my own (character's!) rep.

Four at one time.

 

Hey, for some of us, business is great!

 

But then, literally twenty feet later,

 

Whot, again?!!? *sigh* Well, if it's for my fellow guild-brethren...

 

 

Sure, I love being a bukkake target.  ?  By the way, if you're not using that life-force, can I have some?

 

After the special initiation. they sent me out on a job that almost killed one of their best people. 

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I'm sure they all were, Brynjolf.  But hey, no pressure on the new girl or anything.

 

So off to Honeywhatsis Estate for some theft connected to extortion.  This is so so so RICO.  I'm probably gonna lose my houses to civil asset forfeiture.

 

Except I got interrupted on the way, first by another outbreat of the pestilential Red-Skull Bandit tribe - but I got at least this out of it

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Killshots are great, and killshots that one manages to screenshot at a good moment are far greater.

 

... and then by one of these...

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Say, are you in the Thieves' Guild too?  Just asking.

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My, Grandma, what big white teeth you have!

 

And then sneaking through Honeywhatsis Estate.

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I decided I was a bit stretched out for the day, so I used that thing in my hand, from Maleficus' Blackjack, which (if successful) knocks a target unconscious for 300 seconds.  Very nice if you want to be more subtle than us-. 

Subtle. 

SUBTLE.  Ah, never mind...

 

Opened the safe and got the stuff, and went back to the Guild, where I met this joker again; he keeps putting locks on the doors and charging a 'toll'.  I'm pretty sure this isn't an LL mod doing this because while he 'charges' sex, it just fades-to-black-and-back, which I have to admit is really fast and convenient.

 

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You don't have to be fast and convenient though.

 

Anyway, back at the Cistern, everyone was happy I succeeded

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And what do they do when they're happy?

Yep.  Or maybe it's just me.  (It's just me)

Brynjolf's on the bottom, I think.

 

What a night.  I need a bath.

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[Gukahn]

2 minutes ago, qalavix said:

Also, everything in Skyrim (and most videogames) is oversized, so you can see it easier.  Same reason the 'daggers' are nearly sword-sized, the 'swords' are zweihander or claymore sized, and the 'greatswords' and 'warhammers' are ridiculous.

 

True.. Can't tell how how annoying the Dagger size is for me..

 

Your Char sure is Big tho ? Death by SnuSnu vibes

[Fiend71]

2 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Death by SnuSnu vibes

BWAHAHAHA!

 

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Edited May 27, 2022 by Fiend71

[Ronin79]

3 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Death by SnuSnu vibes

 

How about death by daedric dommy mommy?

 

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[qalavix]

2 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Your Char sure is Big tho ? Death by SnuSnu vibes

That is about one part, shall we say, CBBE Fetish Enhanced, one part Body Scale 1.05, one part that insane white wig (or the blonde one in a couple shots - I like updos, at least if I don't have to do them IRL), and one part platform heeled boots.

 

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Anyway, after being 'inducted' into the Thieves' Guild and what I have come to realize was a humiliating hazing incident - I'm reporting them to the High King later - I went to go talk to Maven Bitch-Br-  Oh, sorry, I meant Black-Briar.  Slip of the the tongue.

 

Anyway, so

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(yes, they're not actually contiguous in time; and I changed clothing for a periodic milking)

Ya shouldna said dat, lady.  I done had enuff today.

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Especially you shouldn't have said that to a succubus.

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From this

to this

(and TDF Prostitution makes it easy and profitable!)

 

First a bit of training

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then the supervised internship

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(I have entirely too many more screenshots of this, I just picked a few)

Gotta watch 'em closely at this stage, to make sure they don't develop any bad habits.

 

*nods*  Just like that, hon; you're doing well.

 

So now, whenever I go back to Riften, she'll be giving me a little bit of the bread 'n honey.

[qalavix]

36 minutes ago, Fiend71 said:

3 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Death by SnuSnu vibes

BWAHAHAHA!

Sadly, I remember where and when I discovered this clip and concept (wasn't today tho); it was on a Skyrim loading screen, one of the many 'extra-special' loading screens included with Horny Creatures of Skyrim.  I had to look it up.  Then, later, I had to look it up again because my brain rejected it I forgot it.