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Posted
5 minutes ago, qalavix said:

Sadly, I remember where and when I discovered this clip and concept (wasn't today tho); it was on a Skyrim loading screen, one of the many 'extra-special' loading screens included with Horny Creatures of Skyrim.  I had to look it up.  Then, later, I had to look it up again because my brain rejected it I forgot it.

 

I use a different load screen tool that makes a plugin via xedit.  Uses any images. ;)

 

Fucked to death...hmmm...ya fine whatever, do it up...lol

Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, R0nin78 said:

How about death by daedric dommy mommy?

Yes please ? But only if she cuddles after ?

 

Thinking about what troublesome bullshit this one is going to throw me in

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 After finding her i thought "Who even needs M'rissi aka Jail bait Kitty " ?

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Fiend71 said:

 

I use a different load screen tool that makes a plugin via xedit.  Uses any images. ;)

 

Fucked to death...hmmm...ya fine whatever, do it up...lol

 

 Care to share the tool? ? recently i found a very nice comic which great.. Art i would like to see a best off when waiting for the game to start ?

Edited by Gukahn
Posted (edited)

Ilsa Thorn, the necromancer vampire milf takes on Bleak Falls Barrow at level 2. What could go wrong?

 

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Dead, or alive, sometimes you just really need dick...

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And yes... That's the bandit whose head she just cut off...

 

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"Room full of draugr, no problem--wait... Ohhhhh shit!"

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"Get off me!" A few moments later... "Don't stop!"

 

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"Don't look at me like that! Did you see the size of his cock?"

 

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"I'm all for a good, hard fucking, but did you have to put that thing in my ass?"

 

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"Okay, this is better..."

 

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"Okay, Big Boy... My turn to be on top for a while!"

 

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"How the fuck are you still hard?"

 

A few hours later...

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"I think I may have to keep you..."

 

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"Are you still watching?"

 

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"Well I'm not even close to being done yet."

 

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"By the Gods, that's a lot of cum!"

 

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"I'm definitely taking him home with me..."

 

"Hey Lucan, I got your golden claw!"

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Edited by R0nin78
Posted
4 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Care to share the tool? ? recently i found a very nice comic which great.. Art i would like to see a best off when waiting for the game to start ?

 

 

Yes of course.  I meant to last night, but couldn't remember the name of it.  I was drinking.  :P

 

Here ya go: link  Apparently there's an improved version now...lol

Posted
5 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Thinking about what troublesome bullshit this one is going to throw me in

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 After finding her i thought "Who even needs M'rissi aka Jail bait Kitty " ?

 

 

Wait - who the heck is that? 

Posted

Completely forgot to deliver Idgrod the Younger's letter to Danica.

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Been carrying that paper for nearly 2 months now. Better late than never, right? Idgrod hates me anyways, so it doesn't matter.

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Don't look at me like that. I've got better things to do than delivering letters.

 

Posted
Just now, Speed Metal said:

Don't look at me like that. I've got better things to do than delivering letters.

slaying monsters, laying bitches and saving the world every second Thursday ? And they still think you got the time to play courier

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

slaying monsters, laying bitches and saving the world every second Thursday ? And they still think you got the time to play courier

Skyrim's citizens in a nutshell.

Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, R0nin78 said:

"How the fuck are you still hard?"

It's why they are the restless (un)dead.  Hard to sleep when you're... not feeling quite finished.

 

But that's not HOW.  HOW is one of the lost secrets of the ancient burial rites, and one reason why necromancers are so common despite being illegal or something.

 

BTW, making him a follower - somehow - would be HILARIOUS.  "Oh, him?  He's my boy-toy.  I call him Francis."

 

 

An hour before, @Speed Metal wrote:

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Don't look at me like that. I've got better things to do than delivering letters.

Amazing how the courier can always find YOU, but nobody else seems to receive anything via courier ever.

Edited by qalavix
Posted

There she is:

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I gave her some different threads...

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Might as well get the first thought out of the way...

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...and no, you're not keeping the Deadric bow - sorry.  ?

 

I need to tweak her in SSEEDIT.  She sounds just like Lydia, and is already lvl 75...lol

Posted
1 hour ago, qalavix said:

BTW, making him a follower - somehow - would be HILARIOUS.  "Oh, him?  He's my boy-toy.  I call him Francis."

 

I'm going to have to figure out how to do that, but keep the nude mesh so he's walking around with a permanent erection. 

Posted
40 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

 

I'm going to have to figure out how to do that, but keep the nude mesh so he's walking around with a permanent erection. 

Puppet Master. That way i turned his big Brother once into a temporary follower to.. Convince the locals of my good intentions and spread joy and happiness around skyrim, and if i say good intentions i mean i wanted to enslave them, with spread joy i actually meant their women's  legs and happiness.. Well i am sure "Bob" was happy  between Huldas legs  ?

Posted
2 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Puppet Master. That way i turned his big Brother once into a temporary follower to.. Convince the locals of my good intentions and spread joy and happiness around skyrim, and if i say good intentions i mean i wanted to enslave them, with spread joy i actually meant their women's  legs and happiness.. Well i am sure "Bob" was happy  between Huldas legs  ?

 

I had no idea I could do that. I really have to play with puppet master more often.

 

Ilsa got a new outfit.

 

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Now I just need a sword fit for a vampire, but all I've found so far is a dozen versions of a katana. 

 

I found this lady at the end of Bleak Falls Barrow, and accidentally attacked her.

 

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So she decided to teach Ilsa a lesson.

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But like all cum hungry vampire sluts, Ilsa didn't seem to mind...

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She also doesn't mind an audience

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

I had no idea I could do that. I really have to play with puppet master more often.

Oh you can do a lot of stuff with some mod combos. I was able to get my werewolf pc actually being part in group Werewolf animations with the right combo. Only downside is that nobody gives a shit anymore about the big bad wolf walking around whiterun...

And i may or may not have been thrown in jail in Wolfform ? 

 

Now that i think of it, puppeting demonics monsters and using follow me 4 sex on them should work too ?

Edited by Gukahn
Posted
2 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

And i may or may not have been thrown in jail in Wolfform

 

That just means you can have more fun with the zombie girls in the basement.

 

I discovered them by accident and got stuck in an endless loop of defeat sex, because they were too OP for my low level character.

Posted
3 minutes ago, R0nin78 said:

That just means you can have more fun with the zombie girls in the basement.

 

I discovered them by accident and got stuck in an endless loop of defeat sex, because they were too OP for my low level character.

yeaaah, not much sexy time with a male Pc in that regard. But fighting Thors monsters is freaking fun too ?

Posted
25 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

yeaaah, not much sexy time with a male Pc in that regard. But fighting Thors monsters is freaking fun too ?

Really?

 

I just fast travel to Riften, and this happens...

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Kian, you lucky bastard.

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"VAMPIRE!"

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Sam's in the Bee & Barb...that might be fun.  A drinking contest.  What could possibly go wrong?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Fiend71 said:

Really?

Really to the no much sexy monster fun or the fighting? Both is true ? But i can always make my own fun

 

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By killing him

 

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And her

 

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And it looks like

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I finally broke Lydia

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She doesn't care anymore and give not a single fuck. Should i be worried?

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At least someone has fun ?

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

She's fine. Give her a few days and she will be as good as new.

 

That is, if your Lydia works the same as mine.

Dunno about the second part.. Threw a lot at her the past  weeks ? 

 Maybe she just needs a little vacation.. I know just the place.  Time to do Vigilant again ?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

 Maybe she just needs a little vacation.. I know just the place.  Time to do Vigilant again

 

I'd just locked her in the cellar with a loaf of bread and some water. But I guess your plan works too.

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