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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Turned Marceline into a follower.

now your Char can love herself while she loves herself ?

You know masturbation is just sex with someone who truly loves you, you took a step further ?

Edited by Gukahn
Posted
1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

It feels so wrong and yet,

I think the Tavern folk is dead inside..

 How can they not watch this?! ?

 

Oh and i finally finished this cringe fest.. It got so much worse at the end

 

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Yep... I  mean you know? In a porn movie, this would be the perfect excuse for an orgy or some group act. German porn would've done something like this. (in fact, we did. Some of the first porns i watched as a kid after founding my dads stash had something similiar. I just say "Alarm. Alaaarm")

 

But when you try to play a story.. You just cringe yourself through it. And the worst part is: You have to do it twice.

 

 

 

 

Dear People of Solitude. I present to you

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Your future high bitch

 

 

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She needed the sword, otherwise i wouldn't have done it

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And this little Shit was singing the WHOLE Time. Guess what? ?

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So after this, i finally got to do something funny

 

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Fuck you

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fuck you

 

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Oh and especially

 

Fuck you! And now shut the fuck up already!

 

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I at mind, their reactions of breaking up is pretty funny.. And didn't get old. (yep i ran through Solitude and broke up with every one..

 

I mean, the mod has some pretty gread ideas. I pretty much like the entire Calotta Quest in Whiterun and will do it and i don't hate the one in riften. Got me to find a Quest i never know existed before.

But Solitude.. Is just.. Not even a B Movie..  (and since i had to do Lydias 3 Times, its the absolute worst ?

Yet again, a very impressive mod nonetherless for people who don't mind or can ignore the bad parts. Must have been a pain to edit all those sound files

 

 

 

Let's just keep slaying Dragons.. Make War not Love

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I think the Tavern folk is dead inside..

 How can they not watch this?!

 

Only certain people actually react to stuff like this.

 

Occasionally, some may stop to have a look, until their AI schedule kicks back in.

Posted

Just trying out some bullshit

 

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Yeah now that i made my own sanguine, i found out how to sex him.. Typical

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Doesn't Matter, i can just clone myself apparently, just won't get my body overlays

 

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Uncle Sheo :3

 

Posted

Just reinstalled Skyrim on my new gaming rig and figured I'd start it off right with a new vampire playthrough. 

 

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Making friends at Castle Volkihar

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This is what happens to low level bandits when they mess with a Volkihar vampire...

 

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At least she didn't have to watch herself being defiled...

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Bella is one of the best looking vampire followers I've seen in a while. She and Thorvald make a good couple.

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Nothing like a nice, relaxing fuck after slaughtering some bandits. 

 

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Bella has a bit of a dominant streak in her, but Thorvald doesn't seem to mind. I mean just look at that expression...

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Posted
9 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

It feels so wrong and yet,

 

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so right.

 

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Are you using a mod to make your character a follower, or are you just making your own mod?

Posted
10 hours ago, Gukahn said:

She [Elisif I presume] needed the sword, otherwise i wouldn't have done it

Speechcraft check FAILED

 

I'm just waiting to see how long it takes you to sell her.  Probably to Ulfric, you callous brute.

 

10 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Let's just keep slaying Dragons.. Make War not Love

That's probably why Bethesda started with the killin', and we had to add the lovin' later with mods.  Much simpler. ?

 

4 hours ago, R0nin78 said:

Nothing like a nice, relaxing fuck after slaughtering some bandits. 

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Bella has a bit of a dominant streak in her, but Thorvald doesn't seem to mind. I mean just look at that expression..

*looks at expression*  Awww! ?

 

12 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

It feels so wrong and yet,

... and yet it's so hot, the visual appearance of twincest. ? (at least with those two)

As long as it's not actual relatives, though - I can't think of anyone I share close genetics with, that I'd want to [CENSORED] in ANY manner.  In my case, out to all the 2nd cousins I can remember.  'Scuse me, I gotta go take a bleach shower now...

Posted
40 minutes ago, qalavix said:

Speechcraft check FAILED

 

I'm just waiting to see how long it takes you to sell her.  Probably to Ulfric, you callous brute.

Hey i haven't enslaved her.. Yet. Pretty sure Ayagas does that on it's own once i put Ulfric on the Throne WHERE HE BELONGS!

Make skyrim great again! ?

 

41 minutes ago, qalavix said:

That's probably why Bethesda started with the killin', and we had to add the lovin' later with mods.  Much simpler. ?

Yeah and even that they didn't got right ? Dragon fights are on the same level of bullshit then dragon priests. Thank god for mods. Otherwise i wouldn't trigger them ever.

 

20 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

I doubt Ulfric would spend a single Septim for this bitch.

That too. He does have standards. Pretty sure he wouldn't even spit on her

Posted

Done a bit of testing with Marceline on a new test playthrough.

 

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She behaves just as I expected.

 

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Now I just need to iron out some minor quirks here an there, and everything should be good to go.

 

Posted

Now, that ain't something you see everyday.

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Olivia is demonstrating the default idle for all females that use the young eager voice. So far, that's just as planned.

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But Torsten doing some sort of table standing ain't. Skyrim's AI truly is unique. Or just broken.

 

Posted

So apparently this counts as "Helping the people of Falkreath."

If we had more people in the world taking this approach to helping the world would be a happier place I suppose.

 



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Posted
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Looking for a place to sleep during the day and came across this den with only one vampire. Poor guy looked lonely, so Thorvald decided to share Bella with him, and this was the end result.

 

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Posted
6 hours ago, R0nin78 said:
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Looking for a place to sleep during the day and came across this den with only one vampire. Poor guy looked lonely, so Thorvald decided to share Bella with him, and this was the end result.

 

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Turned into a ski trip did it? ?

Posted (edited)

SLSF is great. :)

I was just minding my business, and punching-out Keerava for Brynjolf. and Marcurio accosted me out of the blue...lol  Guess I'm "known" for that...HMPH ?

 

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"Open wide bitch!"

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Alright then - back to it...

 

 

Edited by Fiend71
Posted (edited)

I honestly have no idea how I ended up with a "famous mouth"...

 

...anyway, I had to drop something off in Whiterun, so a stop at the Bannered Mare for some rest was in order (followers were whining).

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Uthgerd's wondering what the goblet's for...

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...so much for rest...

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...see where this is going yet?

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Kian clearly thought I needed some help...

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Ahhh!  Good stop at the inn. ;)

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Even some lute accompaniment.  ?

 

 

Edited by Fiend71
Posted

Back to the Ragged Flagon...

 

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Hey Brynjolf, I took care of those deadbeats for you...

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Oh, you heard about that, did you?

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Ahh, the cistern...

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Might as well get some archery training while I'm here...

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Quiet at the Flagon today.  This is Chloe BTW.

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Fun times. :)

Posted
13 minutes ago, Fiend71 said:

Back to the Ragged Flagon...

 

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Hey Brynjolf, I took care of those deadbeats for you...

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Oh, you heard about that, did you?

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  Reveal hidden contents

Ahh, the cistern...

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  Reveal hidden contents

Might as well get some archery training while I'm here...

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Quiet at the Flagon today.  This is Chloe BTW.

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Fun times. :)

aren't yuo, at this point, their boss tho ? or you're still a rookie ^^

Posted
26 minutes ago, TT. said:

aren't yuo, at this point, their boss tho ? or you're still a rookie ^^

 

Nah - still the "new girl".  :)  She just got there after dealing with Keerava, Bersi, and Helga.  I'm also doing the DB quests at the same time, so stretching it out.

 

Oh, plus a stop in Markarth this morning, to speak with Muiri, and for the temple of Dibella and the abandoned house...which are both done now...lol

Posted (edited)
On 5/14/2022 at 6:04 PM, Speed Metal said:
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But Torsten doing some sort of table standing ain't. Skyrim's AI truly is unique. Or just broken.

Nords have no manners.  ?

On 5/14/2022 at 6:22 PM, Gameplayer said:

So apparently this counts as "Helping the people of Falkreath."

If we had more people in the world taking this approach to helping the world would be a happier place I suppose.

Ehh, right up until Public Whore activates when you've got Other Things To Do. 

"'Scuse me, Jarl, I was gonna go stop the World-Eater from, y'know, eating the world, so can I come back in a few days, and finish everyone then?" "LOL no."

 

22 hours ago, Fiend71 said:

I was just minding my business, and punching-out Keerava for Brynjolf.

I mean, not like I'm complaining (oh, wait, I am complaining), but punching someone for someone else is, well, exactly NOT 'minding my business'.

 

I'm running BodySlide and it's taking a literal hour now (Elapsed Time 59:57 and 4302 of 5520), and without everything selected.  I think I might have too many clothes... I don't know why I keep doing this; it's a sickness I suppose.

 

Oh, I did teach an apprentice follower how to breathe under water.

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... the hard way.

 

 

 

Edited by qalavix

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