What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Gukahn]

15 hours ago, 3G4 said:

 

I'm hoping sooner, but Bethesda games and one can be a complicated relationship. I'll have to re-battle it out.

 

Yeah, they are like children. Do what you always do and still found out something got fucked up. 

 

 

Doing nothing much.. Just

 

Killing some Necromancers

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know, i DO believe we could be friends. They love the Undead, i am an undead, they summon spirits, i summon spirits.. They want to enslave the living and i DO enslave some of the living.. Still they hate my fucking guts.

 

Inviting some Thalmor to diner with my Succubus

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(I do have at least 6 of those in my game now.. But she is my favorite ?

 

Eradicating Zombies

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Meeting uncle Sheo =D

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That doesn't look right..

 

And enjoying the evening

 

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"Bla Bla Bla! I've cum and i suck "

Some of those faces are hilarious ?

 

[Alessia Wellington]

Trying a completely different playstyle.

 

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Breton vampire mage. Well, not much of mage, really. I just drain my enemies' life force.

 

 

Which is more fun than wielding a scythe as I can keep distance to my foes. I've also never played a Breton character, but I like her so far.

 

[qalavix]

In Morthal going through Laid To Rest...

 

I also got pressgang'd into Public Whore here, which is a fine how-d'you-do for someone the jarl asked to investigate a suspicious house fire and deaths.  Sheesh.

*scratches Jarl Idgrod off the Christmas & Birthday Card list*

 

Anyway, I got the goods, and I'm about to go attack the 'final boss' of this quest, and I get:

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which is I think Anubs' Paralyzing Potion animation.

 

So I end up like this, ostensibly paralyzed before some dick is about to rape me, 

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and Jarl Idgrod says "Well, look at you.  I wish everyone would be like you."

[Gukahn]

1 hour ago, qalavix said:

and Jarl Idgrod says "Well, look at you.  I wish everyone would be like you."

Don't you just love it when they say something like that in the most hilarious situations? ?

Edited May 7, 2022 by Gukahn

[Gameplayer]

So this game I went in for the combat overhauls, got the SkySA and SCAR going....Then I thought why not get Nethers Follower Framework, Genesis, Special Edition Followers, plus Ordinator going....

 

Here is my merry band, 

Feandal, Janessa, my wolf companion and of course my character a hot wood elf.

Gotta say, Feandal is getting over Camilla quite well.

I was really surprised how well Genesis works with a follower party.

One thing I have realized...I need a Mage, gotta have some crowd control for these dungeon events.

Still not really far into the game, maybe Lydia would be a good tank...

 

Got a splitting headache, might have to talk to the healer soon...

Edited May 7, 2022 by Gameplayer

[Guest]

More installing and testing.

 

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and then there's this... X.X

 

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[qalavix]

4 hours ago, Gameplayer said:

Got a splitting headache, might have to talk to the healer soon...

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Y'know, maybe it's all that eye makeup.  I mean, do you think the Imperials would really do the kind of product safety testing necessary for eye cosmetics?

 

 

[Gukahn]

Dragonrpiest fights are no fun, i mean they can look like "Fuck this shit i'm out!" but still fight like rabbits..

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I mean look at him. Menacing, floating like Demigod and has a sweet staff.. But the floating IS what makes this fights so god damn stupid. Idiot just fly´s off the Hill and trying to get back up till i finally jump to him. Should be the other way around.. I should be running ?

 

 

 

[Fiend71]

3 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Dragonrpiest fights are no fun, i mean they can look like "Fuck this shit i'm out!" but still fight like rabbits..

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I mean look at him. Menacing, floating like Demigod and has a sweet staff.. But the floating IS what makes this fights so god damn stupid. Idiot just fly´s off the Hill and trying to get back up till i finally jump to him. Should be the other way around.. I should be running ?

 

 

 

 

Right?!  I was fighting one once, and he was almost done.  One more hit would have got him.  He'd summoned a frost atronach though, and it was beating on me, so deal and let follower finish the priest.  Except no.  By the time I beat the stupid atronach, he had regained his health, and proceeded to beat the holy bejeezes out of me...lol

 

Jerk.  I thought I had that mask.   That was an "arrow to follower's face" moment. ?

[Gukahn]

2 minutes ago, Fiend71 said:

Right?!  I was fighting one once, and he was almost done.  One more hit would have got him.  He'd summoned a frost atronach though, and it was beating on me, so deal and let follower finish the priest.  Except no.  By the time I beat the stupid atronach, he had regained his health, and proceeded to beat the holy bejeezes out of me...lol

 

Jerk.  I thought I had that mask.   That was an "arrow to follower's face" moment.

Yeah, i mean the priest themselves are okay in closed locations, they can fly around in most dungeons just fine, but putting them in a mountain? Fought this fucker together with a Dragon that was there too, could have been a really nice fight but floating fucker thought"I wonder what's on the food of the mountain."

So i had to handle a downsyndrom dragon and jump to the priest..

[Alessia Wellington]

Stretching the word 'mage' a bit far.

 

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On the other hand, blood magic is a kind of magic. So I'm technically still a mage, right?

[Gukahn]

15 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

On the other hand, blood magic is a kind of magic. So I'm technically still a mage, right?

Well it HAS the Word magic in it and it can be magical ?

 

 

Got a bit bored and interested in an idea i had recently.. So i turned my guy into a chick and grabed the first rapeble npc

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I might or might not have waited for her tho..

 

Behold! My none existent char editing skills!

 

Oh and the reason Ildi made that face..

 

 

Male Equivalent:

 

I do suck at this.. But i will definitely not suck at this..

 

On another note..  How do people explain to themselves that skyrims population is ok with Demons in all rainbow colors walking among them? I do need an explanation for myself..  (And if it's even save swiching gender now and then..)

 

 

Edited May 8, 2022 by Gukahn

[Alessia Wellington]

19 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

How do people explain to themselves that skyrims population is ok with Demons in all rainbow colors walking among them?

 

Really? Ever worshipped a Daedra? How do you wanna explain that, hm? They don't even have a standard physical appearance to refer to.

 

20 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

And if it's even save swiching gender now and then.

 

Switching genders won't cause major harm. Just some people will be confusing on whether to refer to you as 'him' or 'her'. Changing races is what really messes you up. At least stat-wise.

[Gukahn]

4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Really? Ever worshipped a Daedra? How do you wanna explain that, hm? They don't even have a standard physical appearance to refer to.

Well.. Yeah i mean, when was the last time you saw a none modded daedra walking through Solitude? ? I mean, not being able to recognize a vampire can be.. "Explained/Ignored" but if a red/Blue/Pink Skinned Dude stays in front of you you start asking questions like..

"Why do you look like that?" Or

"What's with the horns?"
"Why is your dick out?"
You know? Normal questions ?

 

7 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Switching genders won't cause major harm. Just some people will be confusing on whether to refer to you as 'him' or 'her'. Changing races is what really messes you up. At least stat-wise.

Yes race i am aware, but as long as gender swapping isn't a major problem i might be able to pull the idea of without reloading every time i do it ? explaining that is easier then the former. "Flickery, fuckery flick, your chick has now a dick! Hokus Pokus!"

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Gukahn said:

Yeah i mean, when was the last time you saw a none modded daedra walking through Solitude?

 

Whenever the so called 'Challenger' summons a Dremora Lord.

[Gukahn]

2 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Whenever the so called 'Challenger' summons a Dremora Lord.

He usually drops dead before he even starts talking ? I get your point and that's just my problem and nobody else's i just try to find a reasonable way to explain to myself why nobody gives a fuck about the none bound horn guy ?

[Alessia Wellington]

7 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

reasonable way to explain to myself why nobody gives a fuck about the none bound horn guy

 

The same could be asked about vampires. No one cares if you walk amongst mortals, buy property, adopt a child, or even marry someone.

 

My best guess is, they've seen so much weirdness over the years, they just couldn't care less for more weird stuff coming their way. You can even walk the streets with an army of raised corpses. They just shrug it off.

[Gukahn]

1 minute ago, Alessia Wellington said:

My best guess is, they've seen so much weirdness over the years, they just couldn't care less for more weird stuff coming their way. You can even walk the streets with an army of raised corpses. They just shrug it off

True ?

[Fiend71]

Kill a chicken though...

 

 

[TrollAutokill]

I started using the xvasynth voices for LL mods some time ago now. So far so good.

 

But, I start to wonder if that's a good thing. I am getting turned on by the synthetic voice in my headset telling me it's connecting to my PC.

 

[Alessia Wellington]

3 minutes ago, TrollAutokill said:

I am getting turned on by the synthetic voice in my headset telling me it's connecting to my PC.

 

Is it as sexy as DankPods' Sexy Speaker?

[TrollAutokill]

9 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Is it as sexy as DankPods' Sexy Speaker?

Even better, plus mine says my name! Well she spells my computer name to be precise. But I renamed my computer...

[Gukahn]

17 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Is it as sexy as DankPods' Sexy Speaker?

Probably more like that

https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/19512-death

 

Legend tells this is how the dragonborn cums ?

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Gukahn said:

Legend tells this is how the dragonborn cums

 

More like how he dumps.

[qalavix]

16 hours ago, Gukahn said:

On another note..  How do people explain to themselves that skyrims population is ok with Demons in all rainbow colors walking among them? I do need an explanation for myself..  (And if it's even save swiching gender now and then..)

Same reason movie astronauts have helmets that light up on the inside - The Audience sees more than the characters.

 

What you-the-player sees is what you know (I am a red-skinned demonic looking person); what other people see is something else.  Normal, say.

 

15 hours ago, Gukahn said:

"Flickery, fuckery flick, your chick has now a dick! Hokus Pokus!"

Hocus pocus? Abracadabra!

Edited May 9, 2022 by qalavix