How are you supposed to jerk off in VR?

[CataclysmRising]

So maybe I'm retarded and missing something obvious, but if you install Flowergirls for Skyrim how are you supposed to be able to get off with both your hands full of VR controllers, standing up and difficulty of finding your lotion or lube or whatever you use?

 

Is it really easier than I'm imagining it or is it a big let down?

[Deadbrother]

Excellent question. Well for my case, I ready up a fleshlight beforehand and when I need it I reach for it in the general direction I put it.

[Evilynn]

Personally, I don't jerk off at the computer anyway

 

The computer is for a fun long warm up... I think of it as a few hours of foreplay!

[donttouchmethere]

i have read about some mechanical device for Osex somewhere in the depths of LL

on a quick search i could only find something like that: Control yourself

 

i dont know if you can trust a penguin tho ^^

[calranthe]

For me it was as simple as a couple of holsters for the vive wands for when I wanted to use my hands for other things.

[RayZorJ3lade]

fleshlight launch connected to buttplug.io 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

This is one reason why I don't consider "VR" to be true virtual reality yet. If I can still tell I'm not where I appear to be, it's not good enough. Call me when we've crossed the uncanny valley.

[FauxFurry]

It is Virtual Reality. Can't you just wank your virtual crank?

You did install those, right?

[prinyo]

5 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

It is Virtual Reality. Can't you just wank your virtual crank?

You did install those, right?

 

What's "crank"?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

10 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

It is Virtual Reality. Can't you just wank your virtual crank?

You did install those, right?

I'm no good at electronics, or even basic electrical work. I fear if I tried to rig up a Fleshlight for that I'd just wind up with electrical burns on a very sensitive part of my anatomy.

[FauxFurry]

8 hours ago, prinyo said:

 

What's "crank"?

A unit, a prong, a schlong, a member, a trouser tower, a rod.

I mean a digital dong. Why would you want to use the real deal in a virtual space? Just use the power of imagination.

[DaBigMunny]

Well, the setup is rather intricate, but fortunately the Vive includes these nifty little straps that you tighten around your genitals that allows for dual weilding.  Just be careful about moving too fast!  Going to the ER with severe rugburn or a detached member while wearing a VR headset would be a terribly embarassing affair.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

18 hours ago, DaBigMunny said:

Well, the setup is rather intricate, but fortunately the Vive includes these nifty little straps that you tighten around your genitals that allows for dual weilding.  Just be careful about moving too fast!  Going to the ER with severe rugburn or a detached member while wearing a VR headset would be a terribly embarassing affair.

People have gone to the ER for far more embarrassing things.  I'm just waiting for someone to earn themselves a Darwin Award doing this. That's when I'll believe VR is worth it.

[DaBigMunny]

7 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

People have gone to the ER for far more embarrassing things.  I'm just waiting for someone to earn themselves a Darwin Award doing this. That's when I'll believe VR is worth it.

I remember reading the Darwin Award books probably a decade or so ago, one that really stuck with me was the one about the man and the belt sander.  Man, what a terrible way to "lose your marbles"!

[gohachi]

Any of you try a Venus 2000? That's my go to when in VR. It might not work so well for skyrim VR, but for some Illusion games with VR mods, that seated position with the Venus 2k is pretty great.

[Guest]

Use the Vive controller hole.

[wadarkhu2]

I literally made a thread called "How to masturbate without hands in VR" and you go and make this thread. Smh. :b

[catnapper]

I would just like to point out that the Vive controllers have holes in them much larger than the average dong, and putting things in those holes has never caused technical problems for me. In fact, it is already known that you can use them to anchor attachments to the controller.