worik Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 On 7/17/2018 at 4:41 PM, Ernest Lemmingway said: When was the last time we saw a Nord that bathed? It was ... errrrr... let me think a second ... eeehmmm, ... ? AH! I knew it. Here it was : Spoiler 11th of Hearthfire
Ernest Lemmingway Posted July 19, 2018 Author Posted July 19, 2018 12 hours ago, worik said: It was ... errrrr... let me think a second ... eeehmmm, ... ? AH! I knew it. Here it was : Hide contents 11th of Hearthfire Touche. Damn dirty humans intruding on lemmings' hot springs time, too. And I mean "dirty." Have Nords ever heard of soap?! Not Sload soap, either, but real soap?
Grey Cloud Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 Nords take a bath once a year whether they need it or not.
Grey Cloud Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, Resdayn said: Nordic bathing is Stormcloak propaganda. Nordic non-bathing is Imperial counter-propaganda. A proper gander. A Greylag from Grey Cloud.
worik Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said: Have Nords ever heard of soap? Unless Aunt Maven introduces a mead flavor to the soaps in https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/60421 ... well, ... Spoiler Nords in such places will only be using the (hopefully) clear water By the way, both sites are in cities with their politics closer to the empire as to Ulfric
Guest Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 15 hours ago, Grey Cloud said: Nordic non-bathing is Imperial counter-propaganda. Reveal hidden contents A proper gander. A Greylag from Grey Cloud. Both are made by the Thalmor to confuse us about it
Grey Cloud Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Resdayn said: Both are made by the Thalmor to confuse us about it But that in turn is put about by the Forsworn.
worik Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: But that in turn is put about by the Forsworn. Do they (Forsworn) use soap? Or do the bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?
Grey Cloud Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, worik said: Do they (Forsworn) use soap? Or do the bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent? Do I look like a lemming? ?
worik Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Do I look like a lemming? ? You are right. Of course! We should ask Mr. Lemming for clarification on this crucial topic. @Ernest Lemmingway Mr. Lemmingway, do Forsworn use soap? Or do they bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?
Ernest Lemmingway Posted July 20, 2018 Author Posted July 20, 2018 I don't know about Forsworn bathing, but hagravens use spriggan sap soap. Preferably made from sap harvested from a still-living spriggan.
Grey Cloud Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Ernest Lemmingway said: hagravens use spriggan sap soap "Psst. Wanna buy some soap?" You have to admit that she does look clean. Not so clever on the anti-wrinkling front though.
Grey Cloud Posted July 20, 2018 Posted July 20, 2018 "Using spriggan sap soap ruined my life and made me a pariah".
worik Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Grey Cloud said: "Using spriggan sap soap ruined my life and made me a pariah". See? I warned you! Do not wash with any soap. You should only use high-quality black-briar-approved products
Ernest Lemmingway Posted July 21, 2018 Author Posted July 21, 2018 8 hours ago, worik said: See? I warned you! Do not wash with any soap. You should only use high-quality black-briar-approved products Sorry, I don't wash with mead. Besides leaving my fur a sticky mess, it leaves me completely hammered.
Grey Cloud Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 Honeyed lemming. Let's not go there. I'd sooner have a rat-on-a-stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.
Grey Cloud Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Resdayn said: Are you ready to Serve Rome? He couldn't serve coffee and a bagel.
Guest Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: He couldn't serve coffee and a bagel.
Ernest Lemmingway Posted July 21, 2018 Author Posted July 21, 2018 Grey Cloud's right. I hate coffee and I'd eat the bagel. Plus Rome is a little too far south and thus too warm. I'd serve the Vikings, though.
Guest Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said: Plus Rome is a little too far south and thus too warm. I'd serve the Vikings, though. ?
Ernest Lemmingway Posted July 21, 2018 Author Posted July 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Resdayn said: ? Spoiler
Grey Cloud Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 21 minutes ago, Resdayn said: I'd serve the Vikings, though. Ernest the Blue? Not exactly a name to strike terror into the hearts of one's enemies is it?
Guest Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said: Ernest the Blue? Not exactly a name to strike terror into the hearts of one's enemies is it? Well viking warriors not alwys have threating name, they need earn first.
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