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Posted
On 7/17/2018 at 4:41 PM, Ernest Lemmingway said:

When was the last time we saw a Nord that bathed?

It was ... errrrr... let me think a second ... eeehmmm, ...

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AH! I knew it.

Here it was :

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11th of Hearthfire

 

Posted
12 hours ago, worik said:

It was ... errrrr... let me think a second ... eeehmmm, ...

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AH! I knew it.

Here it was :

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11th of Hearthfire

 

Touche. Damn dirty humans intruding on lemmings' hot springs time, too. And I mean "dirty." Have Nords ever heard of soap?! Not Sload soap, either, but real soap?

Posted

Nordic bathing is Stormcloak propaganda.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

Nordic bathing is Stormcloak propaganda.

Nordic non-bathing is Imperial counter-propaganda.

 



A proper gander. A Greylag from Grey Cloud.

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Posted
14 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Have Nords ever heard of soap?

Unless Aunt Maven introduces a mead flavor to the soaps in  https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/60421  ... well, ...

 

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Nords in such places will only be using the (hopefully) clear water

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By the way, both sites are in cities with their politics closer to the empire as to Ulfric

 

Posted
15 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Nordic non-bathing is Imperial counter-propaganda.

 

 

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A proper gander. A Greylag from Grey Cloud.

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Both are made by the Thalmor to confuse us about it ;) 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

But that in turn is put about by the Forsworn.

Do they (Forsworn) use soap? Or do the bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?

Posted
3 hours ago, worik said:

Do they (Forsworn) use soap? Or do the bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?

Do I look like a lemming? ?

Posted
19 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Do I look like a lemming? ?

You are right. Of course! We should ask Mr. Lemming for clarification on this crucial topic.

@Ernest Lemmingway Mr. Lemmingway, do Forsworn use soap? Or do they bathe in nordic blood?

Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?

Posted
1 hour ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

hagravens use spriggan sap soap

"Psst. Wanna buy some soap?"



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You have to admit that she does look clean. Not so clever on the anti-wrinkling front though.

Posted
7 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

"Using spriggan sap soap ruined my life and made me a pariah".

See? I warned you! Do not wash with any soap. You should only use high-quality black-briar-approved products ;)

Posted
8 hours ago, worik said:

See? I warned you! Do not wash with any soap. You should only use high-quality black-briar-approved products ;)

Sorry, I don't wash with mead. Besides leaving my fur a sticky mess, it leaves me completely hammered.

Posted

So Lemming..

 

Are you ready to Serve Rome? 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

He couldn't serve coffee and a bagel.

:( 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Plus Rome is a little too far south and thus too warm. I'd serve the Vikings, though.


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Posted
21 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

I'd serve the Vikings, though.

Ernest the Blue? Not exactly a name to strike terror into the hearts of one's enemies is it?

Posted
6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Ernest the Blue? Not exactly a name to strike terror into the hearts of one's enemies is it?

Well viking warriors not alwys have threating name, they need earn first.

 

 

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