Ask A Lemming

[worik]

On 7/17/2018 at 4:41 PM, Ernest Lemmingway said:

When was the last time we saw a Nord that bathed?

It was ... errrrr... let me think a second ... eeehmmm, ...

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AH! I knew it.

Here it was :

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11th of Hearthfire

 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

12 hours ago, worik said:

It was ... errrrr... let me think a second ... eeehmmm, ...

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AH! I knew it.

Here it was :

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11th of Hearthfire

 

Touche. Damn dirty humans intruding on lemmings' hot springs time, too. And I mean "dirty." Have Nords ever heard of soap?! Not Sload soap, either, but real soap?

[Grey Cloud]

Nords take a bath once a year whether they need it or not.

[Resdayn]

Nordic bathing is Stormcloak propaganda.

[Grey Cloud]

27 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

Nordic bathing is Stormcloak propaganda.

Nordic non-bathing is Imperial counter-propaganda.

 

A proper gander. A Greylag from Grey Cloud.

[worik]

14 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Have Nords ever heard of soap?

Unless Aunt Maven introduces a mead flavor to the soaps in  https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/60421  ... well, ...

 

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Nords in such places will only be using the (hopefully) clear water

 

By the way, both sites are in cities with their politics closer to the empire as to Ulfric

 

[Resdayn]

15 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Nordic non-bathing is Imperial counter-propaganda.

 

 

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A proper gander. A Greylag from Grey Cloud.


 

 

 

Both are made by the Thalmor to confuse us about it  

[Grey Cloud]

59 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

Both are made by the Thalmor to confuse us about it

But that in turn is put about by the Forsworn.

[worik]

6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

But that in turn is put about by the Forsworn.

Do they (Forsworn) use soap? Or do the bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?

[Grey Cloud]

3 hours ago, worik said:

Do they (Forsworn) use soap? Or do the bathe in nordic blood? Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?

Do I look like a lemming? ?

[worik]

19 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Do I look like a lemming? ?

You are right. Of course! We should ask Mr. Lemming for clarification on this crucial topic.

@Ernest Lemmingway Mr. Lemmingway, do Forsworn use soap? Or do they bathe in nordic blood?

Do hagravens have special taproot-soap to gain their disgusting alluring stench scent?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

I don't know about Forsworn bathing, but hagravens use spriggan sap soap. Preferably made from sap harvested from a still-living spriggan.

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

hagravens use spriggan sap soap

"Psst. Wanna buy some soap?"

You have to admit that she does look clean. Not so clever on the anti-wrinkling front though.

[Grey Cloud]

"Using spriggan sap soap ruined my life and made me a pariah".

[worik]

7 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

"Using spriggan sap soap ruined my life and made me a pariah".

See? I warned you! Do not wash with any soap. You should only use high-quality black-briar-approved products

[Ernest Lemmingway]

8 hours ago, worik said:

See? I warned you! Do not wash with any soap. You should only use high-quality black-briar-approved products

Sorry, I don't wash with mead. Besides leaving my fur a sticky mess, it leaves me completely hammered.

[Grey Cloud]

Honeyed lemming. Let's not go there. I'd sooner have a rat-on-a-stick from C.M.O.T. Dibbler.

[Resdayn]

So Lemming..

 

Are you ready to Serve Rome? 

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[Grey Cloud]

6 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

Are you ready to Serve Rome?

He couldn't serve coffee and a bagel.

[Resdayn]

5 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

He couldn't serve coffee and a bagel.

 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

Grey Cloud's right. I hate coffee and I'd eat the bagel.

 

Plus Rome is a little too far south and thus too warm. I'd serve the Vikings, though.

[Resdayn]

3 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Plus Rome is a little too far south and thus too warm. I'd serve the Vikings, though.

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[Ernest Lemmingway]

5 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

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[Grey Cloud]

21 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

I'd serve the Vikings, though.

Ernest the Blue? Not exactly a name to strike terror into the hearts of one's enemies is it?

[Resdayn]

6 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Ernest the Blue? Not exactly a name to strike terror into the hearts of one's enemies is it?

Well viking warriors not alwys have threating name, they need earn first.