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Just questing around in Dawnstar, trying to become Thane and all when I decided to work on my sneaking abilities. I knocked on Rustleif's door, no answer so I picked the lock and gained a sneak and lock picking skill point, huzzah! Nothing of interest was in the house so I just took an apple because my PC was a bit hungry (RND).

 

I leave the house and talk to Rustleif the blacksmith and he tells me about his "loving" Redguard wife and how she's knocked up, blah, blah, blah, and he would like for me to plunge myself into danger to get her a book. So I do just that, return to Dawnstar and my PC is instantly jumped by four hired mercenaries.... wtf? After dying then coming back prepared and killing them I found a note on one of them that told the bastards to kill my "thief" of a PC and it was signed "-Seren"!

 

I was pissed! I went to confront the bitch and to my dismay had no options to do or say anything - she just innocently spoke about her husband. Seriously? She sends a bunch of thugs to come kill my PC over an apple?

 

UGH!!!

 

I may or may not slit her throat in her sleep.

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This part of Skyrim is untouched by anyone actually.
There is no way to follow up with any character that sends mercenaries after the PC for thieving.

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This part of Skyrim is untouched by anyone actually.

There is now way to follow up with any character that sends mercenaries after the PC for thieving.

 

Well, crap.

 

Still, death to the person that tried to have me killed!

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I'd recommend you use the 'Hired Thugs Fixed' mod from here : http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/73811/?

 

The thugs only come after you if you get caught stealing, not just because you stole - so in your example they would never have been sent in the first place (how did the blacksmiths know you ate their damn apple anyway?!!).

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Hell I have had fricken ghosts hire mercenaries before to try to kill me because I pick pocketed a few. When I read the note I was WFT where the hell did they get the money to hire these goons if I stole all of their shit and 2nd how the hell were they able to talk to someone long enough to hire them without getting killed? Other then the player PC that talks to everyone almost everyone else will go **ghost** stabbity stab stab.

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Don't blame Seren for Bethesda creating a radiant event that makes no sense. I'd take the crime-reporting chickens over psychic thief detection.

Posted

Heh.

 

As Mud has already said, it's just a radiant event that will connect to just about any npc whom you steal from (at least the first theft. I think subsequent thefts don't trigger the thugs - but don't take my word for it. Didn't steal that much). It's really not personal - Seren is as much a victim of this event as you - because I've seen quite a few posters write about exacting vengeance on various NPCs for this exact reason.

 

It'll just about always happen your first theft or so.

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Don't get me started on the chicken and goat witnesses... I murder them all before they go snitch to the cops...err...I mean guards.

 

I've done my fair share of stealing, especially in Dragon's reach - I LOVE to collect books. So I sneak around and steal from every room in that place and I have NEVER had a legit "dead or alive but, preferably dead" bounty on any of my PCs.

 

It made me scratch my head for a moment and wondered if it was part of some story line down the road but, I really did laugh about it after. I mean, by the eight! Sending someone to kill my hungry PC for taking an apple?! That bitch must seriously love her fruit. Or maybe she had a craving and I took the last apple. *shrugs*

 

:lol:

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Do have a mod like Timing is Everything that changes the value required for the thugs? I think the lowest that mod lets me go is 500g. (that might be bounty hunter, I forget but it has something on thugs!)

 

Lucky I don't have thugs too often when not prepared for them, so I see them generally as free loot pinatas.  Bonus that you can attack them in town first (I think, could be wrong) and the guards will help YOU beat them down.

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Do have a mod like Timing is Everything that changes the value required for the thugs? I think the lowest that mod lets me go is 500g. (that might be bounty hunter, I forget but it has something on thugs!)

 

Lucky I don't have thugs too often when not prepared for them, so I see them generally as free loot pinatas.  Bonus that you can attack them in town first (I think, could be wrong) and the guards will help YOU beat them down.

 

Nope. I don't have that mod. At first I thought I forgot to pay my taxes (Taxes of the Nine Holds) or to the loan shark and shit got mafia-like really quickly then I found the note.

 

I'm still not going to stop stealing borrowing things, I'll just have my PC sleep with a dagger under her pillow from now on.

:heart: I love you all, by the way. xoxo :heart:

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Depending on which play profile this is and whether its your succubus type, and what other hardcore things you have going on besides RND, random, unconnected from any quest, non essential in the least, random spawned and no better than bandit NPCs like that make for good powerups. :ph34r:

 

If TES has taught me anything, its steal everything that isn't nailed down.

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I'm an alt-aholic. In this case I'm a profile-aholic. I'm taking a small break from EVERYTHING to play a Skyrim version of The Sims. In other words, I just want to relax, have my PC be a farmer's wife and live off the farm. Of course it's going to take a long time to get good money to pay off my taxes and whatnot and she will still hunt because I need food and certain animal hides/antlers to decorate my Heljarchen home. I did all the stuff to become Thane just to turn into Bob the Builder and make my own home. Which, I gatta say, props to all home makers out there - I'm doing this the easy way. I have no idea how house makers have the patience to do this.

 

I digress. I found and downloaded Heljarchen Farm and fell in love with it except it's not a family home... but, with the shitty land I got from the Jarl of Dawntstar I can start my new RP story with my new PC and be active and busy running the farm, planting and gathering, hunting, taking care of a family, and so on and so forth.

 

So to answer your question, karlpaws, this girl is not a Succubus. She's a simple Nord lady/huntress. She kills only with her bow and arrow and dagger. I've just got immersive mods installed and some LL/SL mods installed because you know, sex is awesome.

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So, no Defeat style mods so all you got was a lesson? It seems like the hired thugs should at the very least have a brawl option so they can bloody your nose and flat out kill you.

 

Just bout done with my latest blog entry and then I'm going to take a fun break myself.  Have to see how fun it is though, as I want a few naughty pics from the Thalmor Party for my next chapter, and I hope everyone will cooperate.

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I always have Defeat installed. I'm currently having a problem with it and posted this incident on the Defeat thread because humans will either not assault my PCs or kill them immediately after. I have no problems with creatures. Who knows.

 

Well, enjoy your sexy party! I'm looking forward to seeing pics. Lots and lots of pics!

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It would be interesting to add dialogue to that scenario.

"I got you a book and you tried to have me killed?!"

"That was our apple!"

"(persuade) What apple!? You have no proof I took it!"

"My husband smelled it on your breath!"

"(lie) Horker shit! It's been four hours since I last ate!"

"Yeah? Well...Somebody took it!"

"Fuck you, bitch! I'll come for you some day!"
 

Also be interesting to add swearing in Skyrim either with custom cut dialogue like Mans1ayer or with bleeps, plus changed subtitles and PC dialogue choices.

Posted

Don't get me started on the chicken and goat witnesses... I murder them all before they go snitch to the cops...err...I mean guards.

 

I've done my fair share of stealing, especially in Dragon's reach - I LOVE to collect books. So I sneak around and steal from every room in that place and I have NEVER had a legit "dead or alive but, preferably dead" bounty on any of my PCs.

 

It made me scratch my head for a moment and wondered if it was part of some story line down the road but, I really did laugh about it after. I mean, by the eight! Sending someone to kill my hungry PC for taking an apple?! That bitch must seriously love her fruit. Or maybe she had a craving and I took the last apple. *shrugs*

 

:lol:

 

Another mod recommendation - No Animals Report Crimes (NARC) - http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/68125/?

 

Fuck the chickens!  (and I don't mean that in a sexlab kinda way...)

 

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I'm an alt-aholic. In this case I'm a profile-aholic. I'm taking a small break from EVERYTHING to play a Skyrim version of The Sims. In other words, I just want to relax, have my PC be a farmer's wife and live off the farm. Of course it's going to take a long time to get good money to pay off my taxes and whatnot and she will still hunt because I need food and certain animal hides/antlers to decorate my Heljarchen home. I did all the stuff to become Thane just to turn into Bob the Builder and make my own home. Which, I gatta say, props to all home makers out there - I'm doing this the easy way. I have no idea how house makers have the patience to do this.

 

I digress. I found and downloaded Heljarchen Farm and fell in love with it except it's not a family home... but, with the shitty land I got from the Jarl of Dawntstar I can start my new RP story with my new PC and be active and busy running the farm, planting and gathering, hunting, taking care of a family, and so on and so forth.

 

So to answer your question, karlpaws, this girl is not a Succubus. She's a simple Nord lady/huntress. She kills only with her bow and arrow and dagger. I've just got immersive mods installed and some LL/SL mods installed because you know, sex is awesome.

 

For your farm http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/54068/?

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It would be interesting to add dialogue to that scenario.

"I got you a book and you tried to have me killed?!"

"That was our apple!"

"(persuade) What apple!? You have no proof I took it!"

"My husband smelled it on your breath!"

"(lie) Horker shit! It's been four hours since I last ate!"

"Yeah? Well...Somebody took it!"

"Fuck you, bitch! I'll come for you some day!"

 

Also be interesting to add swearing in Skyrim either with custom cut dialogue like Mans1ayer or with bleeps, plus changed subtitles and PC dialogue choices.

 

I laughed so hard when I read this! That would have awesome! :lol:

 

 

Another mod recommendation - No Animals Report Crimes (NARC) - http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/68125/?

 

Fuck the chickens!  (and I don't mean that in a sexlab kinda way...)

 

 

 

I saw the mod review for that on MxR and it was hilarious! I think I may need to download it, critters that snitch are not IMMERSIVE!

 

...and um...one of my PCs was assaulted by a chicken. It just happened out of no where. Apparently I forgot to remove chickens and cows from the list of animals that are allowed to do naughty things. I had my girl stop in some small village so I could check the map when I got a message saying, "You are being pursued by an aroused chicken!" O_o  "No way," I thought. I moved my camera around and saw the little fucker running towards her and before I could run, it somehow UN-IMMERSIVELY violated my PC. I laughed the whole time then removed chickens from the list after killing it with her bare fists.

 

Those tattle-tale, raping, little shits.

 

OMG! YES! RND says that I can milk cows but, I haven't figured out a way to do it or maybe I need another mod to do so. Thank you! xoxo

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You're lucky, at least you can easily make her pay for that. My goons got hired by hagravens locked in quest locations, people that I killed way before I stole anything and some weird crazy hag hoe living in the woods.

 

They can magically detect thieves and stolen items, but they're dumb enough to sign a contract with their full real name.

 

 

I may or may not slit her throat in her sleep.

 

Yup, it's sneak attack justice time.

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You're lucky, at least you can easily make her pay for that. My goons got hired by hagravens locked in quest locations, people that I killed way before I stole anything and some weird crazy hag hoe living in the woods.

 

They can magically detect thieves and stolen items, but they're dumb enough to sign a contract with their full real name.

 

 

I may or may not slit her throat in her sleep.

 

Yup, it's sneak attack justice time.

 

A lot of old, batshit crazy women living in shacks in the woods.... I kill them after I steal their food and books because I THOUGHT there were no witnesses but, some woodland creature must have report me and I got a bounty and was stopped by guards in the next city I entered....

 

Everything must die.

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