What's on your mind?

[Wandering_Mania]

13 hours ago, porkybork said:

“Do you think I’m pretty?”

”Yes.”

(Reveals fucked up mouth) “Do you still think I’m pretty?”

”Im sorry, miss. I’d love to chat, but I’ve got a doctor’s appointment that I really need to get to. I hope you have a good day.”

”Oh, sumimasen. Farewell, sir.”

When I read that, the only response I could think of is:

 

"I'm sorry, I just remembered I need to go vomit now."

 

But then again, I'm a cold hearted bastard. And if someone asks me loaded question, they better be prepared to hear the harsh truth.

[FauxFurry]

18 hours ago, Darkpig said:

There is this Japanese urban legend known as a Kuchisake-onna 口裂け女 or Slit-Mouthed Woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

 

Given the multiple versions of the legend what would be the most surefire way to survive the encounter?

Throw a handful of salted rice into her face, just to cover a few bases by combining two tactics recommended for distracting other forms of supernatural entity. Maybe it will have a practical function and choke her or at least cause her to sneeze?

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said:

When I read that, the only response I could think of is:

 

"I'm sorry, I just remembered I need to go vomit now."

 

But then again, I'm a cold hearted bastard. And if someone asks me loaded question, they better be prepared to hear the harsh truth.

Ab yes. Truth justice and the American pie.

 

Since you’re such a charmer I’m sure she’ll gobble you right up.

[Wandering_Mania]

5 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Since you’re such a charmer I’m sure she’ll gobble you right up.

Well, if some female, ghost, or living, with the 'Heath Leger Joker' scars don't like me; That's a her problem. She can take me out, and well, she'd be doing me a favor. I don't fear death, because there are worse fates than death.

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Wandering_Mania said:

Well, if some female, ghost, or living, with the 'Heath Leger Joker' scars don't like me; That's a her problem. She can take me out, and well, she'd be doing me a favor. I don't fear death, because there are worse fates than death.

Fair enough.

[Darkpig]

I remember reading that in some legends calling Kuchisake-onna average makes her leave peacefully. Average would definitely be a dream for someone like Saiki K.

[Wandering_Mania]

On 7/22/2026 at 3:57 AM, Grey Cloud said:

Provide some credible evidence for your assertions.

You wanted it, you got it. However, since 'creditable' is a subjective term, you may still try to argue. And that is something I will not oblige. So here's the evidence, do with it what you will, and believe it or not, I don't care. This is the last I will speak of this.

The Hypocrisy Of Men VS Women On Dating Apps a video by Front Page

That is a 1 hour an 3 minute video explaining it all. How it all got started, the ramifications, and where we are now. With the explanations how the 'Replacement Rate' for many countries to have a stable population has fallen below the 2.1 metric.

 

And that's it. You wanted proof, there's your proof. Take it, and do with it what you will. I will speak no more on this subject. As no one wants to believe it anyway. Even when the reality, is a lot darker than they want to see.

[Grey Cloud]

On 7/9/2026 at 11:20 PM, Grey Cloud said:

Some of this factually incorrect but it gives you the gist of it.

 

MS Now.

Is Nigel Farage better than a trash can? 'Count Binface' challenges far-right party leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9vvpam-xxI

 

Farage is in deep, deep shit. He's under investigation by the Parliamentary Standards Commission (x2) and by the police among other things.

He's resigned as MP for Clacton forcing a by-election in which he will stand. He claims this is to 'let the people decide' whether he is fit to hold office. Firstly it is fuck-all to do with the people - they have no say in police investigations or parliamentary watchdog investigations and secondly, the other parties have said they will not field a candidate so now we will see how many people bother to come out and vote for Farage as Farage rather than vote for him as a protest against the other parties. The investigates will carry on regardless of the by-election result.

Count Binface has now thrown his hat in the ring which means that Farage's share of the vote will be measured against Count Binface's.

 

The by-election is unlikely to be on the August date suggested by Farage as parliament will be in recess.

 

It didn't mention my favourite Count Binface manifesto promise in the video - to invite European countries to join the United Kingdom. 🤣 He's an absolute legend.  🫡

 

This story has got legs. Not least because the right-wing press, including Murdoch's stable, have the knives out for Farage. It has been reported today that another Reform MP is being investigated by the police. Reform has eight MPs so a quarter of them are under police investigation. 😲

 

 

Farage won the by-election. He got 63.3% of the vote with Count Binface coming 2nd with 26.9%. (40% turnout).

 

Farage didn't turn up for the result announcement. Initially he said it was because he didn't want to share the stage with a bunch of nobodies. He later claimed he didn't attend due to a security warning issued by the police. The police said they did not issue a security warning to any of the candidates. 

 

Meanwhile the parliamentary investigation has resumed. Let's see what his next attempt to wriggle out of it will be.