Monsto Brukes Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 well . . . I've got something a little different for you this time.
DocClox Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 But it never is. "As usual, I have something else for you to look into" would be more to the point.
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Oh I though it would be the raiders saying "oh fuck me, bullet in the knee!" (they really DO say that)
Guest Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 "Don't you die on me" (when you shoot to a turret on the side of a raider and the turret explodes.)
Guest MonsterFish Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 "I used to be a field scribe, Deathclaw snapping my femur like a twig put an end to that" - Brotherhood Mess Officer. Well... That was AFTER release
PsychoMachina Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 I use to be a wanderer then... "I took a bullet in the ass" "I took a molerat in the ass" "I took a fatman to the face" (or 'in the ass' whatever is your kink).
Katsoro Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 "Yes, it's true. few years ago I got shot in the ass. It's a long story"
Guest Mogie56 Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 What, The "clockwork Dick" is stumped? It's "Synth Detective" Jackass! - Oh good, I was hoping for the chance to rescue some MOAR helpless villagers! - So mister metal for hands can't remember the way back to the factory? I skipped that portion of the orientation "asshole". I think the replacement for "Arrow to the knee" is the "sarcastic" option. which I doubt does the Rep any good but a hell of a lot more fun than listening to "I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee" bullshit every 10 seconds. and the sarcastic option can turn into a mini quest all it's own LOL.
KainsChylde Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 "General, another settlement needs our help."
Guest Mogie56 Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 I'm actually surprised there aren't any Sweetrolls in FO4 just so the "Green Jewel of the Commonwealth" Guards would have something else smartass to say...."Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll". but at least the sarcasm was left to US this time around. Not one liner Guards and smart mouthed little shits. I swear if FO4 had yards and kids I'd be the one yelling "Get the fuck off my lawn before I unleash a MIRV on your ass". of course I'd no longer have a yard, or a settlement for that matter
DocClox Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 You know, I'm fairly sure I saw a sweetroll in F4 a day or so back. [edit] That should have been "F4" rather than "F$". Sticky shift key or Freudian slip? Who can say for sure?
panthercom Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 I want the 200+ year old cakes from the vending machines. They must have some amazing cancer-causing preservatives in them. Cait does exclaim 'Kneecapped!' when she falls from a great height.
PsychoMachina Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 I was at Diamond City, wearing power armor, when one of the guards asked me, "How do you...pee...in that armor?" or something like that. I wanted to tell him, "I don't pee in the armor!"
ToJKa Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 I want the 200+ year old cakes from the vending machines. They must have some amazing cancer-causing preservatives in them. Completely possible: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=592256303 It just takes fifteen minutes of trying (The claw moves a little bit backwards first when it does grab the plate )
Bloodfang Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 "Yes, it's true. few years ago I got shot in the ass. It's a long story" This would be the closest one, however looking at all the forums and youtube videos, I read the same quote over and over again. Seems to be the new "arrow to the knee". But that reminds me, I've got another settlement that needs our help. I'll mark it on your map.
Ernest Lemmingway Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 "I used to be a wanderer like you, then I got bitten by a mole rat."
Guest Mogie56 Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 I used to be a Lone wandering sole surviving go here do that order taking big shot like you, then I took a rad scorpion stinger to the knee, leg, arm, back, neck, chest, face, foot, hand, big toe...motherfucker was like a sewing machine on my ass. But hey, your a lawyer right, that must be Brutal.
wulfgear09 Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 I used to be an adventurer like you then LL came out with a new engine now i'm a whore.
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