Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

granted however your cult members will eventually turn on you

 

I wish I had a robot servant

[Strelky]

Granted, but it only serves rotten fish!

 

I wish that when I walk down the street, people will cower in their homes and fear the clock that counts down their lives!

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but they point put their windows at YOU and laugh

 

i wish for icecream

[nonusnomeni]

granted it will be served hot

 

i wish for some trappist cheese...

[Brucealso]

Granted...but your allergic to it.

 

 

I wish for some fresh baked bread.

[Strelky]

Granted, but its hidden by riddles

 

I wish for infinite energy

[Veta]

Granted , everyone but you will be able to use it.

 

I wish I could be in my childhood again .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you can never have sex again, forever.

 

 

I wish I was sleeping right now.

[Veta]

Granted ,but you never wake up again, forever (still alive though)

 

 

I wish developers started making amazing games with deep and meaningful story.( instead of all this trash)

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but they have to kill Microsoft and EA first.

 

 

I wish I can understand, speak, and write all of Far East language.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but then you get taken to a world where no-one speaks any of said languages 

i wish for snu snu

[Veta]

Granted, but they have to kill Microsoft and EA first.

 

 

I wish I can understand, speak, and write all of Far East language.

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but you can't speak western languages any more .

 

I wish the new LL would support gif avatars.

[Veta]

granted but then you get taken to a world where no-one speaks any of said languages 

i wish for snu snu

 

 

 

Granted but ....

 

[spoiler=Pic]

 

 

 

I wish CD projekt red announces withcer 3 today

[Strelky]

Granted, but it gets cancelled the day after

 

I wish I was chivalrous

[nonusnomeni]

granted and you are bullied by every "modern human"

 

i wish some planet all for my self

[sammythesquirrel]

granted you  now own mercury 

 

 

i wish for pizza

[nonusnomeni]

granted one pizza with spiders coming

 

i wish some corporation give me fair price for Mercury

[Strelky]

Granted, but you don't use their currency and they reject your deal

 

I wish I had a black under my kommand

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but soon you will die afterwards.

 

 

I wish people stop pestering me about nif files.

[Strelky]

Granted, you are ignored entirely and you kill yourself from depression

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you not following the thread rules, so your granted wish were nullified.

 

 

I wish I have a proper and better occupation.

[Guest]

Granted, you now have a much better occupation! One day, while you are working peacefully at your new job, expecting nada and just enjoying the work you do, the whole place burns to the ground within seconds and everyone gets fired in the flames.

 

I wish the messages I receive from the Orion belt were for real.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you misread them and it actually say Onion Belt. It's a recipe for onion rings.

 

I wish I could make any woman bisexual just by kissing them.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but by first kiss you will become asexual

 

i wish for some griotte...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it's all overripe.

 

 

I wish I can understand all nifskope jargon.