Things that you're SICK of people SAYING.

[FauxFurry]

"It just works."

[Guest]

2 hours ago, FauxFurry said:

"It just works."

Some people's brains are too small to emote with proper vocabulary.  

[pantherlux]

one of my new favorite hated words: new package size!

hmmm smaller, less filled, same or more in prize... baaaaaah i hate it

[beefers]

"thoughts and prayers"

 

I fucking hate it.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, beefers said:

"thoughts and prayers"

 

I fucking hate it.

Same.

[Alessia Wellington]

1 hour ago, beefers said:

"thoughts and prayers"

 

Never heard that one before.

[Guest]

34 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Never heard that one before.

Seriously? People where I live say it all the time. I guess where @beefers lives, too. I can't really say anything else about it because it could be taken as "getting religious" or something.

[Alessia Wellington]

5 minutes ago, DeadJester226 said:

People where I live say it all the time. I guess where beefers lives, too.

 

You must have one crazy neighbourhood. ?‍♀️

[NeesaM]

When they're in trouble and seeking for your help but not ready to listen to any of your suggestions. Instead, they keep saying "You don't know the actual situation"! Well, i don't even want to know, just leave me alone.

[AKM]

On 9/17/2023 at 6:45 PM, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Never heard that one before.

It's the standard response for whenever a bunch of people get killed by a nutjob here in the U.S.. And this helps how, exactly?  Right, it doesn't.  So.  Instead of 'thoughts and prayers', how about 'shut the fuck up, and don't say anything, because that helps just as much' (as in 'not at all')?!

'My condolences'.  Don't mean shit.  Just shut up already.  Gaaa I hate when people say that.

While I'm at it, and as stated elsewhere:

'We.'  No, you me "I", as in, "ME, AKM".  Man that gets old.

[Idyll]

Personally as a closet writer, I'd say crutch words often are my enemies since I tend to use them excessively when I stick on them. And since when I write anything that's not intended as script I tend to lie my thoughts to the sheet, or, well, in this case a text box, I often end up cramming a ton of "qwe, like, rty" or "aze, or, well, rty" or some other similar thing.

 

It's been especially present since approximately a year ago I think and I haven't managed to rid myself of that stuff... It's moreso a pegleg than a crutch at this point.

 

But I don't need to nuke my head in a microwave so long as it doesn't ruin my writing besides that.

 

 

On 9/4/2023 at 5:13 AM, Darkpig said:

I feel like I said this before but this saying:

 

"I would never hit a girl."

 

Drives me nuts. So like never ever? Even if that girl has you at gunpoint and has made it clear she doesn't want you to live? The saying just belittles women and endangers men.

 

No, then you smack that girl's face with something, specifically in the middle.

 

You didn't hit her, the object you used collided with her face. It's not the same.

 

There's a reason men have used close quarter weapons since the dawn of time!

[Darkpig]

28 minutes ago, Idyll said:

No, then you smack that girl's face with something, specifically in the middle.

 

You didn't hit her, the object you used collided with her face. It's not the same.

 

There's a reason men have used close quarter weapons since the dawn of time!

But what if it was a dildo bat? Wouldn't that be considered an extension of one's body?

[Idyll]

16 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

But what if it was a dildo bat? Wouldn't that be considered an extension of one's body?

 

Only if it's moulded after your codpiece.

 

Spoiler

Dear journal, tonight I learned I should seek the acquisition of a dildo shaped baseball bat. Likely a spiral shaped one in honour of the pigheaded evoker of the idea.

[Darkpig]

On 11/12/2023 at 6:59 PM, Idyll said:

Only if it's moulded after your codpiece.

My codpiece?:

 

I don't own a codpiece.

[mercplatypus]

I work in insurance as a claims adjustor.  My primary responsibility is to figure out who is at fault for something that happened.  Some of my button trigger phrases are:

 

1. "He came out of nowhere."  No, he definitely came out of somewhere, you just weren't paying attention to your surroundings, which is made clearer by the fact that you waited at the accident scene for anywhere between 30 minutes to 6 hours and still can't tell me what the accident scene was.

 

2. " I have whiplash."  You might as well tell me you're trying to commit insurance fraud.  A doctor didn't tell you that was your injury because it isn't.  Whiplash is the action that happens to you, the injury would be something like a neck sprain.

 

3. "I guess I'll just have to hire an attorney."  I get that that phrase scares everyone else but having to deal with some one else's attorney to tell them to kiss my ass is Tuesday for me.  It's not a threat, it's a promise that would have made my life easier if you actually followed through with it.

 

4 "The damage was to the rear of my car so it's the other guys fault."  Literally has never been true at any point in history.  Otherwise I could back into a parked and unoccupied car in a parking lot and it's the other guys fault.  Pure idiocy.

 

5. "You ain't gonna believe this."  I have handled claims where a helicopter has fallen out of the sky and exploded and I have watched video of a bear stealing some one's SUV.  I have help bust a chick for insurance fraud through her Only Fans account.  Try me.

[Idyll]

3 hours ago, Darkpig said:

My codpiece?:

 

I don't own a codpiece.

 

Yeah, yours is likely less like this and more shaped in a spiral considering your species.

 

 

10 minutes ago, mercplatypus said:

I work in insurance as a claims adjustor.  My primary responsibility is to figure out who is at fault for something that happened.  Some of my button trigger phrases are:

 

1. "He came out of nowhere."  No, he definitely came out of somewhere, you just weren't paying attention to your surroundings, which is made clearer by the fact that you waited at the accident scene for anywhere between 30 minutes to 6 hours and still can't tell me what the accident scene was.

 

2. " I have whiplash."  You might as well tell me you're trying to commit insurance fraud.  A doctor didn't tell you that was your injury because it isn't.  Whiplash is the action that happens to you, the injury would be something like a neck sprain.

 

3. "I guess I'll just have to hire an attorney."  I get that that phrase scares everyone else but having to deal with some one else's attorney to tell them to kiss my ass is Tuesday for me.  It's not a threat, it's a promise that would have made my life easier if you actually followed through with it.

 

4 "The damage was to the rear of my car so it's the other guys fault."  Literally has never been true at any point in history.  Otherwise I could back into a parked and unoccupied car in a parking lot and it's the other guys fault.  Pure idiocy.

 

5. "You ain't gonna believe this."  I have handled claims where a helicopter has fallen out of the sky and exploded and I have watched video of a bear stealing some one's SUV.  I have help bust a chick for insurance fraud through her Only Fans account.  Try me.

 

Your confidence in your knowledge and abilities is inspiring.

[Wolfstorm321]

People saying that predatory capitalism is bad, when done by single individuals, but staying silent when corporations do the same. 

 

The contrast is even sharper among gamers. They defend their gaming corporations like their life depends on it. But if the citizen, the single individual, do the same practices, they shame him. 

 

Since I'm training to become a psychopath, the result of their behaviour is me speculating even more in the crypto markets, and having a second pleasure when I take profits: the gloating on the idea these npcs get pissed off by the practice. 

 

Feels so good to take profits and piss off angry socialists and bitcoin maximalists. I LOVE IT. 

 

 

 

 

[Idyll]

4 hours ago, Wolfstorm321 said:

People saying that predatory capitalism is bad, when done by single individuals, but staying silent when corporations do the same. 

 

The contrast is even sharper among gamers. They defend their gaming corporations like their life depends on it. But if the citizen, the single individual, do the same practices, they shame him. 

 

Since I'm training to become a psychopath, the result of their behaviour is me speculating even more in the crypto markets, and having a second pleasure when I take profits: the gloating on the idea these npcs get pissed off by the practice. 

 

Feels so good to take profits and piss off angry socialists and bitcoin maximalists. I LOVE IT. 

 

 

 

People train psychopathy? ??

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Idyll said:

People train psychopathy? ??

Better question is why would you want to? Psychopathy is a mental disorder but don’t let logic get in the way of your dreams. If you really want to be a psychopath smash your head in with a sledgehammer. If it doesn’t work do it again. If you are still feeling something do it a few more times.

Edited November 15, 2023 by Darkpig

[Wolfstorm321]

1 hour ago, Darkpig said:

Better question is why would you want to? Psychopathy is a mental disorder but don’t let logic get in the way of your dreams. If you really want to be a psychopath smash your head in with a sledgehammer. If it doesn’t work do it again. If you are still feeling something do it a few more times.

 

 

Actually smashing a innocent fat pig with a sledgehammer will have a better effect. If it doesn't work do it again, until his screams matter nothing to you.

Afterwards, enjoy the meat. 

 

 

4 hours ago, Idyll said:

 

People train psychopathy? ??

 

 

There is a long way between the innocent incel and the geth overlord. It needs constant training in the practice of evil. 

Psychopaths rules the Earth. 

Edited November 15, 2023 by Wolfstorm321

[Darkpig]

7 minutes ago, Wolfstorm321 said:

There is a long way between the innocent incel and the geth overlord. It needs constant training in the practice of evil. 

Psycopaths rules the Earth. 

You do you honey~

[JohnMM]

"Wow, interesting"

Ok,  it's definitely not interesting at all now after someone said this

[Darkpig]

1 hour ago, JohnMM said:

"Wow, interesting"

Ok,  it's definitely not interesting at all now after someone said this

I agree but I'm also guilty of this. I gotta stop lying through my teeth about this kind of stuff. Next time somebody talks about a reality tv show with the word shark in the title that isn't actually about sharks I'm going to say not interested.

[TheJewBall]

Some variant of not wanting to elaborate on information on an informative website or source

 

If I go to a website for research and they lead off with "You should just go look this up," without placing a source. I become illogically and unreasonably angry. 

Like what in the everlasting FUCK was the point of me trying to do research from YOUR source if that's all you got to say to me. 
I want to know your sources, I want to learn that information in the way you learned it so that I can understand how you learned it and I can better craft my perspective on from how you learned and compare that to how I absorb the information. 

But then that one asshole sits there and just says "I won't do a deep dive on the info," - like BITCH you are an informative website and you don't want to be INFORMATIVE!? Why the fuck did I waste my time on you then!?

Maybe I'm just taking that the wrong way, or I'm reading that phrase way too much at face value. But holy shit, does that bring the damn demon out of me. 

[99Leon99]

I'm here for it. The only dumber phrase that I can think of that humanity has come up with is Bob's your uncle, although that one hasn't been used in at least a decade. You might as well say I'm here, for it doesn't really add anything. No, I thought you were on a different planet telling a machine on earth to type that.