Things that you're SICK of people SAYING.

[Guest]

25 minutes ago, Miauzi said:

 

I've been suffering from "migraines" for almost 30 years... although it's not the "real" migraine - it's "migraine-like" headaches.

The pain level is identical - only the causes differ.

3 years ago I was diagnosed with something "on the side" -> high blood pressure

Since I've gotten this area back to normal with medication - these extreme attacks of headaches are gone!

As it turned out - the high blood pressure in my case triggers a small headache attack so massively - that I often couldn't even lie on my back for days ... combined with severe nausea ... my body is basically running (the autonomic nervous system) completely amok.

It wasn't the neurology specialists who recognized "cause and effect" - it was my family doctor for "general medicine"... that's who I went to - when I passed out at home and in the emergency room at the hospital they had a blood pressure of had measured 210/120.

Conclusion:

I know such things from my own life and know how you feel about them... Get well soon

 

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The font I used is probably too small - so that you strain your eyes when reading... which then results in tense head muscles... which also causes "migraine-like" headaches.

Offer:

I could put the English translation in the spoilers in a much larger font - like a chapter every 2-3 days... maybe it will help you read it better

 

No that is not necessary, Thank You, I had cataract surgery on both eyes but it didn't leave me with very good vision & I don't get glasses made for another couple of weeks. I have high blood pressure too, managed through Medication, thankfully mine is not as severe as yours. 

[Miauzi]

Vor 2 Minuten sagte Sir Bron:

Nein, das ist nicht nötig. Vielen Dank. Ich hatte eine Katarakt-Operation an beiden Augen, aber dadurch war meine Sehkraft nicht mehr sehr gut und ich werde mir erst in ein paar Wochen eine Brille anfertigen lassen. Ich habe auch hohen Blutdruck, den ich medikamentös in den Griff bekomme. Zum Glück ist mein Blutdruck nicht so stark wie deiner. 

 

The changes don't take much work... but maybe it's still better to wait until you get your reading glasses.

 

[DeepBlueSouth]

"we're gonna fix this for OUR CHILDREN" which ofc is rapidly turning into "we don't want OUR GRANDCHILDREN to still be dealing with this"

 

and yet they wonder why so many of us don't want 'em.

[branmakmuffin]

"It's been one of those days." For people who say that, every fuckin' day is one of those days.

Edited February 24 by branmakmuffin

[branmakmuffin]

Someone who says things like "That is so dope" (or any kind of slang), but then says people who use "fuck," and its grammatical variations, as an adjective or adverb show a lack of sophistication in their speech. Not a common phenomenon, but I've encountered it a couple times. What I want to say to them is "Just nad up and admit the word 'fuck' rustles your tight-assed jimmies and you can't handle some good old Anglo-Saxon swearing." At least that's honest.

 

Not criticizing people who say "That is so dope" in general.

[chooseChaos]

Even after reading the whole first page, I'm not sure if this is the right place ... but in my case, it's a word that I'm tired of people writing, so I keep reading it.

BANNED

 

Oh yeah, I read the whole first page, and to summarize:

 

Spoiler

YO, bro's & sista's Gimme a Second, proudly present by no cap
Expect unexpected, Let's have an amazing, awesome woke & gaslighting adventure
It's just a sorry, not sorry, O kai?
And you like: Are you kiddin' me?
And I like: I have no clue
And you like: Are you shittin' me?
And I like: . . . yeh Going forward
Like give it a try.
And you like: Wait-what . . .Seriously?
And I like: So, but the sixty-nice fact that LoversLab is an adult site
And you like: Wait-wha . . .
Background Noyse
And I like: Let us talk about it, you literally will feel better I'm so excited to tell you: I would never hit a pig
And you like: Interesting; Wait . . .Uh-uh, Really?
And I like: Yeah, would be like to toxic and I'm more the rizz, clutch type.
More background noise
And I'm like: 420- huh huh huh, cringe! But let's be honest for a moment...
And now I like saying bye, but in a playfull way, tschüssi  

 

 

Edited March 7 by chooseChaos

[branmakmuffin]

"I need this done ASAP." ASAP to me means "I'll get to it when I can."

[chooseChaos]

3 minutes ago, branmakmuffin said:

"I need this done ASAP." ASAP to me means "I'll get to it when I can."

Does that mean if someone were to use the abbreviation ASAP in a particular thread, you wouldn't ASAP him/her, but BAN him/her much later? Just asking for a friend ... 😇

[branmakmuffin]

3 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

Does that mean if someone were to use the abbreviation ASAP in a particular thread, you wouldn't ASAP him/her, but BAN him/her much later? Just asking for a friend ... 😇

I'm drooling in anticipation. By which I mean I'm not drooling, I'm just waiting.

[CrowOfItachi]

"Everything happens for a reason."

 

When people say this, it pisses me off.

[branmakmuffin]

16 hours ago, CrowOfItachi said:

"Everything happens for a reason."

 

When people say this, it pisses me off.

Related to this, in my opinion, "I don;t believe in coincidence."

Edited March 8 by branmakmuffin

[beefers]

On 3/7/2024 at 5:01 PM, CrowOfItachi said:

"Everything happens for a reason."

 

When people say this, it pisses me off.

 

oh fuck, that's a good one.  I hate it too.

[Ethetrix]

"not to mention..." as a preface to mentioning it.  Seems stupid to me.

 

Using an uncommon acronym without using the full version at least the first time, especially in a longer article.  This was always taught to me to be bad writing practice and everyone should not assume we all know the same acronyms.

 

[branmakmuffin]

"For all intensive purposes" or its less common cousin "For all intense purposes."

Edited April 8 by branmakmuffin

[branmakmuffin]

NEW-kyuh-ler

[Reginald_001]

On 4/8/2024 at 9:44 PM, branmakmuffin said:

"For all intensive purposes" or its less common cousin "For all intense purposes."

Isn't it 'For all intents and purposes'?

[branmakmuffin]

14 minutes ago, Reginald_001 said:

Isn't it 'For all intents and purposes'?

Which is bad enough as a worn out, overused catchphrase, but yeah, that's what it is.

[chooseChaos]

When people say, it pisses me off or that's what it is.

 

 

Spoiler

I know, "Everything happens for a reason." 

 

[branmakmuffin]

"I'm not <fill in the blank with whatever negative personality trait you want>, but ..."

[Darkpig]

I’m sick of people calling things “Semi-Permanent”. I will never understand why people call it Semi-permanent instead of say long ass time. Things are either permanent or they aren’t permanent. There is no in between. Though technically speaking nothing is permanent. Maybe we should switch over to the word lifetime as in it will last your entire lifetime or it will stick to a product to a lifetime. Then again do products even have a life? Then again is the universe as a whole permanent? Whether the universe itself makes any sense or not I would like it if the English language made sense please.

[branmakmuffin]

English makes sense or none of us could speak it to each other.

 

Speaking of which, I might have mentioned this before, but ...

 

... people who say "fuck" is an acronym for either "Fornication Under Consent of the King" or "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge."

 

EDIT: Or any kind of bullshit folk etymology.

Edited April 16 by branmakmuffin

[Demonwise]

The word 'woke'. 

[branmakmuffin]

10,000 foot overview

[Evaloves4]

On 4/13/2024 at 10:19 AM, chooseChaos said:

When people say, it pisses me off or that's what it is.

 

 

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I know, "Everything happens for a reason." 

 

> I used to use both phrases when writing in English on LL. So, since I do not know any other phrase equally strong, what harm you might do to me if I use them?

[chooseChaos]

8 hours ago, Evaloves4 said:

> I used to use both phrases when writing in English on LL. So, since I do not know any other phrase equally strong, what harm you might do to me if I use them?

One small functional brain part deep inside the chaos screeches. CATCH QUESTION! IT'S A CATCH QUESTION!!!

and ...

Spoiler

... surprisingly interrupts the typical: evil villain poses and, accompanied by malicious laughter, explains his plan to the heroine in detail.    😁