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The Banning Game - II


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Posted
17 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for being mean to rodents because we need them for... uh... feeding to snakes!

 

BANNED for hesitating in front of hungry snakes. (Drop the mousssse dearie Ssssss.)

Posted
5 hours ago, netruss1964 said:

 

BANNED for hesitating in front of hungry snakes. (Drop the mousssse dearie Ssssss.)

 

Banned because I seduced the main character

Posted
3 hours ago, deejayz said:

 

Banned because I seduced the main character

BANNED for pushing yourself forward (when he wanted your back)

Posted
33 minutes ago, netruss1964 said:

 

BANNED for eating my popcorn while I was distracted.

BANNED for eating popcorn in bed (Phew)

Posted
11 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

 

Banned for Feeding on Suds  Licker!

 

Banned for slipping on something slimy. I didn't see it coming!

Posted
5 minutes ago, netruss1964 said:

 

BANNED for public indecency. (I saw that.)

 

Banned for playing the innocent. (That's just dried milk on my pants!)

Posted
36 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

Banned for playing the innocent. (That's just dried milk on my pants!)

(Dried milk?) BANNED for assaulting the neighbor's cow. Taking unfair advantage of bovine individuals and for sexually grounding beef. (The Donkey will be jealous...)

Posted
37 minutes ago, netruss1964 said:

(Dried milk?) BANNED for assaulting the neighbor's cow. Taking unfair advantage of bovine individuals and for sexually grounding beef. (The Donkey will be jealous...)

 

BANNED for cooperating with the donkey. (I admit the other allegations ?)

Posted
23 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED for cooperating with the donkey. (I admit the other allegations ?)

BANNED for truing to isolate the donkey. (After all, everyone needs an ass)

Posted
9 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for truing to isolate the donkey. (After all, everyone needs an ass)

 

BANNED for stealing the cow costume and fooling the donkey ?

Posted
46 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED for stealing the cow costume and fooling the donkey ?

BANNED because you let others know that I'd stolen your costume

Posted
22 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because you let others know that I'd stolen your costume

 

BANNED because I gave the donkey an alibi in court. He had spent that night with me ?

Posted
28 minutes ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED because I gave the donkey an alibi in court. He had spent that night with me ?

 

BANNED for that was me. Donkey is on video at the liquor store licking bottles of aged scotch whiskey all night.

Posted
16 minutes ago, netruss1964 said:

 

BANNED for that was me. Donkey is on video at the liquor store licking bottles of aged scotch whiskey all night.

 

BANNED because I'm glad it was you. I gave the donkey ten bucks to get some condoms in the drug store. Unfortunately donkeys are stupid and he mistook the drug store for the liquor store

Posted
2 hours ago, deejayz said:

 

BANNED because I'm glad it was you. I gave the donkey ten bucks to get some condoms in the drug store. Unfortunately donkeys are stupid and he mistook the drug store for the liquor store

BANNED for taking advantage of sight impaired donkeys so as to conduct a liaison with the cyclops.

?

Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for taking advantage of sight impaired donkeys so as to conduct a liaison with the cyclops.

?

 

BANNED for telling people I had a threesome including a tartan sporting Donkey and a depraved NPC. ( SHHH! Can you say NONDISCLOSURE? )

Edited by netruss1964

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