Corrupt A Wish

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you realize it is a reference to a Maiden song (UP THE IRONS! \m/)

 

I wish your reply were true  

 

 

[Laura]

Granted, but you forget how to breathe.

 

I wish i knew how to dance.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted,  but it's still horrible

 

I wish we all had a dance-off

[Laura]

Granted, but it will be horrific.

 

I wish that gags become a trend.

[Guest]

Granted but you will no longer be allowed to wear one

 

I wish Lokomootje finds a secret way to wear a gag.

[Laura]

Granted, i can wear a mask over it, but it'll get awkward when someone speaks to me.

 

I wish i knew sign language.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but you break your hands.

I wish thatI knew what to do about ToS.

[Laura]

Granted, go to the idea men.

 

I wish i knew how to fly a helicopter.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's a tiny helicopter 

 

I wish I had a tiny helicopter 

[Laura]

Granted, but it's really tiny.

 

I wish i could enlarge helicopters.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're still small helicopters 

 

I wish we used text size according to our words

[Guest]

Granted, you can use the option on the replay window, to set the size according to the words and emotions. But you will be blamed as soon you exaggerate.

 

I wish the animation conversion and behavior conversion stuff for FO4 will be out before the CK will be out.

[Player4595]

granted but it will not work.

I wish I could get my Minecraft mods to work (game keeps crashing)

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted but people will start to make "minecraft is for retard kids" jokes with you. Its not a great game but its decent enough.

i wish I wast stuck with the mod production.

[Guest]

Granted, you will focus on your mod without doing anything else, including feeding and go to the toiled until you will release you mod. And your name will be "CPU the second".

 

I wish it was not too late for my testers to test my last version, and give me (at lest 3 of them) a good feedback to finally publish the mod.

[Content Consumer]

Granted. Their feedback is universally "It sucks so bad you should delete it from the computer, then burn the hard drive, then sow the ashes with salt!"

 

I wish I could speak to my aunt without my systolic blood pressure spiking into the 200 ranges.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it's only cause you're now deaf

 

I wish I had some raisins

[Laura]

Granted, have 2 raisins.

 

I wish i could morph into anyone.

[Guest]

Granted but you can only do so once and end up as a Donald Trump look alike.

 

I wish Lokomootje good look with his new career

[Laura]

Granted, i'm making america great again.

 

I wish we weren't talking about politics.

[Guest]

Granted we aren't we discussing your new acting career.

 

I wish to be an actor to.

[spoonsinger]

Granted, you are a bit part actor in a Uwe Boll film.

 

I wish this thread would never end.

 

[Laura]

Granted, but people run out of interesting things to say.

 

I wish i could run at just below the speed of sound.

[spoonsinger]

Granted, you try to run in a near vacuum and die horribly through your blood boiling.

 

I wish my lunch would cook faster.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, 2000 degrees for 5 seconds!

 

I wish my internet worked properly