Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted but how you stop a revolution or uprising is your problem

 

I wish for a job in the New World Order.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

grantd, youll be an professional sex vcommenter.

i wish for the poweer to teleprot so i dont have to get up to drink water

[Guest]

Granted but watch The Fly for possible side effects.

 

I wish teleportation was safe.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, its afe but makes peole horny.

i wish for a teeporting port next to my house

[Guest]

Granted but it costs money to teleport.

 

I wish for a flying car like in Harry Potter.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted hopefully you don't have the same issue as the creator.

 

 

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1375625.1371567173!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/flying-car-sale.jpg

 

 

I wish I did too

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted, but it stops working after the first ride.

I wish for a snack

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's your least favourite food.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

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[Laura]

Granted, but can't sing or dance.

 

I wish i could speed up time.

[Guest]

Granted but it only affects yourself.

 

I wish for a wishing well.

[Laura]

Granted, but it only takes bills of a million dollars.

 

I wish my GPU was better cooled.

[Guest]

Granted but it uses large blocks of ice to cool it.

 

I wish I could tightrope walk.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you can also tightrope fall

 

I wish I could sleep in more often

[Laura]

Granted, you can close your eyes and try really hard.

 

I wish i could create water.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you just need some hydrogen and some oxygen

 

I wish I could visit Mars

[Guest]

Granted, just go there and give to them all your money: mars one.

 

I wish I received more feedback for my last mod in testing phase.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it reveals a lot of bugs

 

I wish for pasta

[Guest]

Granted. Go to a grocery store. Buy some pasta (Barilla or De Cecco), then put some water to boil, salt he water. Meanwhile wash some fresh tomatoes, chop them in half, put some olive oil in a pan, put a clove of peeled garlic. After a minute on heavy heat, lower the heat to medium, put the tomatoes, let them cock a couple of minutes. Then add to the tomatoes: copped black olives, capers (wash them before) and some oregano. When the pasta is cocked (about one minute less than what is written on the package0 drain the pasta and put it into the pan where the sauce is. Stir the pasta on heavy heat for one minute. And then enjoy "puttanesca".

 

I wish I didn't wrote the longest denial of a grant ever did on LoversLab.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but you'd have to give a recipe for pancakes

 

I wish I had seen the corruption a bit earlier

[Guest]

Granted I saw it with the pancakes recipe: mix together one cup of flour, a pinch of salt a teaspoon of sugar, a teaspoon of baking powder, a tablespoon of oil 9or butter), one egg. Mix the eggs with the oil (or the butter), then slowly add the other ingredients (optional at the end add chocolate chips, or blueberries, or anything else you want). Heat a pan, put a small amount of butter, pour a small amount (4 table spoons) of the dough in the pan, and give a rotation to the pan to spread the batter. Cock two minutes, then turn it and cock another minute. Serve with butter and syrup.

 

I wish I will not post 50 posts on LL for at least one month.

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, the people of LL need you

 

I wish you stopped posting long corruptions 

[Guest]

Grntd.

 

I wish my sarcasm will be understood.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, however, due to the nature of the reply, I find it necessary, rather than not, to utilise as many annoying commas as possible. 

 

I wish I had more commas

[Guest]

Denied. You wished you didn't wished what you wished.

 

I wish my wish will wish a wish to somebody willing to wish.

[Guest]

Granted, but hours will be of 30 minutes.

 

I wish I could sleep well (good night.)