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Ashal

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Granted have a gloriously red apple.

 

I wish for some bananas apples.

Posted

Granted but you no longer like apples.

 

I wish Lokomootje liked apples again.

Posted

Granted but it is in a secure box and you havnt got a key.

 

I wish I could write a novel.

Step 1: Have an Idea

Step 2: Sit down and start writing, worry about fixing it later.

Step 3: ???????

Step 4: Profit

 

Granted but you no longer like apples.

 

I wish Lokomootje liked apples again.

Granted, but only apple gags

 

I wish I had a more flexible schedule 

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, your school print the schedule on rubber amd its flexible now.

I wish I could decide between 2 possible characters for my chronicles of a fallen world. (Im torn between a ex officer that become the leader of a mercenary group on the wasteland or an weapons developer that goes insane and goes around seeking power, sex money and blowing all in his way)

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Granted, your school print the schedule on rubber amd its flexible now.

I wish I could decide between 2 possible characters for my chronicles of a fallen world. (Im torn between a ex officer that become the leader of a mercenary group on the wasteland or an weapons developer that goes insane and goes around seeking power, sex money and blowing all in his way)

 

I like the sound of the Wasteland Mercenary Leader.

 

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
Posted

OkIll make the mercenary then (but hell still go insane)

Posted

OkIll make the mercenary then (but hell still go insane)

 

Of course! Whats the point of having a sane leader? I mean look at the LLCP we do well with an insane leader :lol:

Posted

Granted but the others start playing up.

 

I wish Aethyr could have a new keyboard.

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Granted but the others start playing up. Nooooooooooooo!!!!!

 

I wish Aethyr could have a new keyboard.

Granted, but it costs 5,000 pesos I don't have

 

I wish macs had easier to fix/replace keyboards 

Posted

Denied.

 

I wish people would realise that Apple computers are needlessly expensive.(i not starting a fan war i hope, it's just an opinion)

Posted

Granted you now have a waffle iron as a computer.

 

I wish AethyrMipe would use a real computer instead of kitchen appliances.

Posted

Granted but you have to supply a list of new lingo.

 

I wish for Fasttech to hurry up and send my order.

Posted

Granted a new ecigarette.

 

Fasttech.com is a chinese website selling various goods at low prices, but have an unfortunate name as they are anything but fast.

 

 

I wish for a peachtree.

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Granted. *some assembly required*

 

I wish I knew what e-cig the Owl is waiting for and if it is approved by the Bearded One.

A Wismec, Reuleux RX200.

And I no longer follow the bearded bastard

 

 

Granted, but he got the last one.

 

I wish i could play the violin.

Granted you now play badly.

 

I wish I could have a T-Bone steak.

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