Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, on the opposite end of the world from you, I wish I knew the question

[Guest]

Denied <place your wish here>

 

I wish Leroy wished.

[Guest]

Granted he wished he moved in with you.

 

I wish for a new computer that can play all the latest games flawlessly with no mod conflicts

[Spectre_15]

Granted, but it draws so much power that it overheats within eleven minutes of turning it on.

 

I wish my tooth didnt hurt.

[Guest]

Granted Your foot does instead.

 

I wish the computer didnt overheat so much.

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have throw icecubes at it.

 

I wish my RAM arrived.

[Guest]

Granted but it is in a secure box and you havnt got a key.

 

I wish I could write a novel.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you can, but you are too lazy to actually do it.

 

I wish to have a long weekend with monday off as well... oh wait.... I have that already

 

I wish for a nutella with cheese sandwich (again)

[Guest]

Denied they are evil.

 

I wish for a cheese sandwich with no Nutella

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you get a moldy cheese sandwich

 

I wish to dance

[Spectre_15]

Granted, but youre doing the disco

 

I wish I could sleep

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you fall asleep but need the kiss of a prince to wake you up.

 

I wish I could dance every dance on earth.

[Guest]

Granted but you cant stop till you've finished dancing every dance.

 

I wish Marvin films his epic dance session and uploads it to youtube.

[Laura]

Granted, but you can't have a reaction to it because reactions are copyrighted.

 

I wish i had magical resources.

[Guest]

Granted you now have some magic mushrooms.

 

I wish I also had magic mushrooms.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, they are covered with Nutella.

 

I wish I could see SnowOwl eat them.

[Guest]

Granted but the crying makes you upset

 

I wish Marvin knew that Nutella is evil

[Spectre_15]

Granted, but evil loves evil so Marvin doesnt care.

 

I wish my pizza was here already.

[Laura]

Granted, it's already in your belly and you forgot you ate it.

 

I wish i had a pizza.

[Guest]

Granted it's deathclaw flavour.

 

I wish for a milkshake.

[Laura]

Granted, but it tastes like capitalism.

 

I wish i knew how deathclaws tasted like.

[Guest]

Granted they taste terrible.

 

I wish my milkshake wasnt capitalist.

[Laura]

Granted, but it tastes like an angry deathclaw.

 

I wish i had a pet deathclaw.

[Guest]

Granted but it rips your furniture to shreds.

 

I wish for more ideas.

[Laura]

Granted, but they're all in hebrew.

 

I wish i spoke hebrew.