Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted take lessons.

 

I wish for a snack.

[Laura]

Granted, but it's the last snack you'll eat all week.

 

I wish i had a boat.

[Guest]

Granted but it has a leak.

 

I wish I hadnt eaten my last snack.

[Laura]

Granted, you can throw up.

 

I wish for you to not throw up.

[Guest]

Granted.

 

I wish I had a money tree.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but it grows monopoly money.

 

I wish I had some scottish shortbread.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, but a "bird" (not Aethyrmipe) took it all...

 

I wish I can catch that bird...

[Guest]

Granted but it take you 10 years.

 

I wish Elina would hurry up with the vegence

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but she makes you her target becaus she caught you peeping at her under the shower. 

 

I wish it wouldn't storm so hard here that it feels like the windows will be pushed in

[Guest]

Granted but you get snowed in at work instead

 

I wish Marvin had remembered to take a snow shovel to work

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, not a shovel, he drove a big Bulldozer

 

I wish for a big Bulldozer for me too...

[Guest]

Granted but Marvin steals it.

 

I wish for a coconut.

[Guest ...failure]

Granted, have a plastic coconut

 

I wish I can go home now...

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you lost your key.

 

I wish I knew what to do with two Bulldozers.

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted, now you know what you need to do with and are sending  them to "that forest"   better than shovels.

I wish have not so cold feet.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, I massage them until they are warm.... wait, that does count as corruption, right?

 

I wish I could share some ice cream

[Guest]

Denied.

 

I wish Marvin and Selina would get a room

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted .... we will ;)   hahahaha \ /
Now I wish Champagne, Strawberries and  chocolate syrup

[Guest]

Granted but they got delivered to the room next door by mistake.

 

I wish I had the Champagne, Strawberries and  chocolate

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you are in the next door room, but you have to hear us smooch next door

 

I wish for some more Champagne, Strawberries and chocolate to the right room!

[Guest Comrade Selina Kyle]

Granted, now you have s ome more Champagne, Strawberries and chocolate to the right room and  Comrade SnowOwl as waiter with a gps for don't lose the way to the right room.
 

Now I wish this wishes would be really done in the real life.

[Guest]

Granted, now you have s ome more Champagne, Strawberries and chocolate to the right room and  Comrade SnowOwl as waiter with a gps for don't lose the way to the right room.

 

Now I wish this wishes would be really done in the real life.

 

Granted but you must post photo evidence

 

I wish for photos soon.

 

[Laura]

Granted, but you can never wish again.

 

I wish for a wishing well.

[Guest]

Granted but it's empty.

 

I wish I could make wishes again.

[Laura]

Granted, but they are all about apples for some reason.

 

I wish i had an apple.