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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted ask for a lift from Marvin.

 

I wish I could swim.

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Granted it's rabbit flavour.

 

I wish I could live on the moon.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, you can buy it.

I wish for a job (spent 2 weeks doing nothing but looking for one but nothing... Well back to LL)

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, now the person is offline.

I wish for a idea

 

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Granted but it's to twisted even for you :P

 

I wish to know what that could be?

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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About an app to start B.L.L.A protocol. When someone puts money in savings, the bank give you part of what they got with theyr investments with the money you lft with them (A really small part, but its still money), this value varies according to the economy, but theres usually a minimum rate of 0,5% a month. If Someone put a million bucks on savings itll get at least 5000 bucks per month without doing nothing. Brazil have 2 federaol banks run by the government so they cant break.

Thats B.L.L.A prtotocol: Bank Leeching Lazy Asshole.

 

I wish for a million bucks to retire.

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Granted, but because you haven't been born yet, you weren't able to make that wish, causing your existence to be erased.

 

I wish veta didn't destroy his/her existence.

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Granted it's called Budgie the Helicopter.

 

I wish I was I could dance.

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Denied.

 

I wish I knew all the knowledge in the world.

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Granted you make beans on toast.

 

I wish for some cheese for the beans on toast.

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