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Guest ...failure
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Granted, it got only 5 carats of gold, enjoy your mine... :P

 

I wish for a better place to hide "my" gold... ^_^

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, hide up your ass.

 

I wish my bisexual cosplayer girl friend would fuck me.

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Granted but you have to dress as an ewok first.

 

I wish to see Dr. Ewok :D

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Granted but its in the scrapyard.

 

I wish for some new E-juice

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Granted, but SnowOwl "borrows" it and it ends like my spaceship always does.

 

I wish I could go on unlimited vacation

 

Meh, I wish I would have typed faster ^^

 

Granted, it is anchovy taste.

 

Still wishing to type faster.

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Granted but you type in Martian Hyroglyphics.

 

I wish to be released fom the holodeck soon.

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Granted, I free you with my infiltration skills, but now you owe me a favor.

 

I wish snowowl would get me 5 black soulgems from supply, and "lose" any record of me getting them.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but You dont need to fake records, since I have a soulgem farm using bandits, cages and an accelerated pregnacy potion. (just sign this contract, it says Im not responsable for whatever the fuck you do with them and not tell were you got them.)

I wish the trinity gate project was more advanced so i can finish my part of the deal with the great 3. (fucking dragonfires, so hard to bypass).

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Granted, I free you with my infiltration skills, but now you owe me a favor.

 

I wish snowowl would get me 5 black soulgems from supply, and "lose" any record of me getting them.

FREEDOM!!!!!

 

Granted, but You dont need to fake records, since I have a soulgem farm using bandits, cages and an accelerated pregnacy potion. (just sign this contract, it says Im not responsable for whatever the fuck you do with them and not tell were you got them.)

I wish the trinity gate project was more advanced so i can finish my part of the deal with the great 3. (fucking dragonfires, so hard to bypass).

Granted but you still don't like the results.

 

I wish Fienyx had said if he wanted full or empty soulgems.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Well i was offering full ones...

I wish the vigilantes dont find out that I was trying to give sheogoprath, sanguinne and hermaeus mora free passage to nirn.

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(I only have empty soulgems instock).

 

Granted I told them it was The Elf Prince :lol:

 

I wish I were a god.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, you the gryphin god of bestiality, kinkiness, crafting materials and anal sex.

i wish I too was a god.

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Granted you are now the mad god of perverted science.

 

I wish to start a new religion to worship myself as the god of bestiality, kinkiness, crafting materials and anal sex

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but now it gave me a funny game idea and youll have to help me with it ( I left computer science because I hated calculus and math in general, but Im a decent programmer and made indie games before as college projects)

I wish I had more i deas for as dungeon lord like erotic game, with world domination.

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Granted you now have more ideas than time.

 

I wish to change my name to Lord SnowOwl - God of Bestiality, Knkiness, Crafting Materials and Anal Sex.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, just do it! Dont let your dreams be just dreams!

I wish for Ideas for my new imp district on the lair.

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Granted, but all your worshipers pay homage by summoning you for bukake, on you.

 

Damn, ninja'd

 

Granted, but your ideas require technology beyond what we have

 

I wish I could live in the world I'm creating.

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Granted but you must let us all visit or live there to.

 

I wish to move into Fienyx new world.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Granted, but you fail to stop the oblivion crisis and die after a week.

I wish I have an 2000 IQ on RL.

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Granted, but you start in black marsh. (via twmp)

 

Ninja'd again, I shouldn't do this so soon in the morning. 630 am. Awake 3 hrs early.

 

Granted, but it causes your head to spontaneously combust.

 

I wish I hadn't run out of hemp oil.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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granted, the world has runned out of hemp.

I wish for a way to get super intelligent and build a underground lair.

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Granted you convert your basement into a lair.

 

I wish to visit Comrade Dr. Evil Lair.

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