Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, you get an acidic smelly cheese.

I wi9sh I could trtain martial arts for free.

[Guest]

Granted but you haved to swap sexual favours for free training.

 

I wish for a happy wish.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Im ok with the favours, I have a preference for women, but Im ok with men. Also have you ever met martial artist girls?

Tonned body, badass and violent... I you fing a geek one you get the perfect girl!!!

Also there are female masters (ive only meet one tough)

 

Granted, but its realized on a way you never wanted.

 

I wish that last granted wish happened on RL.

[Guest]

Granted but you get a shemale master.

 

I wish I could visit other planets.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted but you get a shemale master.  PLEASE DO!!!!

 

I wish I could visit other planets.

 

Granted, you visit a inhospitable planed and die by air poisoning.

 

I Wish Geeks from all the world would go somewere and declare its independence. (It would be fucking awesome!!!)

[Guest]

Granted they move in with you.

 

I wish Comrade Dr. well with his new housemates

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, theyre all geek, single and perverted. Well have a great time!

 

[Guest]

I wish for  a wish to corrupt!!

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, you corrupt your next wish.

I wish it wasnt so hot here on RIo.

[theswedishguy]

granted its now -300 celsius in rio

 

i wish for ps3 controller

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you have to give your PS3 for it.

 

I wish I could get drunk faster....

[Guest]

Granted your now so wasted you fall into a drunken sleep for six weeks.

 

I wish the Martian wont have a hangover.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, his head explodes when he finally wakes up.

 

I wish to be in a better mood.

[Guest]

Granted but it wont last.

 

I wish Marvin grew a Rip Tripper beard.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you grow so jealous that you grow one yourself.

 

I wish there was a Rip Tripper fanclub

[Guest]

Granted subscribe to his YouTube channel its sort of like a fan club.

 

I wish there wasnt strange noises coming from part of my flat.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, you stop farting.

 

I wish to play a game and enjoy it.

[Guest]

Granted you play snap.

 

I wish for £1,000,000

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but the exchange rate changes and £1,000,000 is only worth 1€

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of alcohol

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted you get a unlimited supply of shitty tasting cheap beer.

I wish that Fallout 4 sex framework is released soon.

[Veta]

Granted but the game still sucks

 

 

I wish bethesda game studio would start making good games again

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but they can not be modded anymore.

 

I wish the endless supply of shitty tasting cheap beer would arrive

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

granted itll arrive on a hundred years.

I wish that my soup would just come to me instead of I walking to the kitchen to get it.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, the boiling hot soup materializes in your face.

 

I want my booze to arrive earlier

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

Granted, Itll arrive a second earlier.

I wish for dessert.