Corrupt A Wish

[Laura]

Granted, you can stop buying food.

 

I also wish i had money left to support.

[Guest]

Granted you sell some gags.

 

I wish my name hadnt disappeared from the Top Posters List.

[Xenidae]

Granted you sell some gags.

 

I wish my name hadnt disappeared from the Top Posters List.

 

Granted. But your known for shitposting. Also B&'ed soon after.

 

I want a pastel colored unicorn with pink skin who lives alone and the ability to enjoy her company.

[Laura]

Granted, but it's a unicorn with capitalist ideology.

 

I wish i didn't have to pee.

[Guest]

Granted you no longer have to pee today, but, will spend hours peeing tomorrow.

 

I wish for some cheesecake.

[Xenidae]

You can get some at the Cheesecake Factory. Here's a 5$ gift card.

 

I wish for a golden sportscar.

[Guest]

Granted, it is in the picture

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I can decide which project I will do today between the 4 that I am doing.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you'll merge all four into one and work on that 

 

I wish CPU could decide on what mod to make already

[Guest]

Denied he makes a sandwich instead.

 

I wish I could summon a genie.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but you mumble too much and instead a genius appears, talking to you about relativity the whole time instead of granting wishes.

 

I wish I could spend today's whole evening slow dancing with my special one. (Don't you dare corrupt this! )

 

[Guest]

Granted (as if I would do that )

 

I wish for jumping beans

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but they can only jump as good as Comrade Lokomootje

 

I wish to be at the Sushi place already, I am hungry

[Guest]

Granted but don't eat the raw fish

 

I wish Comrade Marvin finds his way around the magic roundabout to the sushi place.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, I blased my way out of it with my ship cannons.

 

I wish I had taken a nap before going out for dinner

[Guest]

Granted but you oversleep.

 

I wish for a takeout from the sushi restaurant.

[Laura]

Granted, but it is made by nasty capitalists.

 

I wish i had something interesting to post.

[Guest]

Granted you post an interesting fact.

 

I wish for more people to use the BBoF.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but the content goes to shit

 

I wish I could log in more often

[Fienyx]

Granted, but only because you no longer have any sort of life

 

I wish I could fart rainbows.

[Caffeine Addict]

Granted, but they are unicolour and smell like dogfarts.

 

I wish I could go back to bed instead of having to go to work

[Fienyx]

Granted, you do it and never have to worry about that pesky job again.

 

I wish I didn't get mental overload and hurt my brain.

[Laura]

Granted, but you'll have to do less.

 

I wish i could cure everything.

[Guest]

Granted but only by suffering the condition/injury yourself.

 

I wish to be immortal.

[Laura]

Granted, but you slowly see your loved ones decay and die around you.

 

I wish i wasn't so negative.

[Guest]

Granted your now incurrably positive and often disapointed.

 

I wish I could ski.