TiredGerman Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted. They choke on the ties right after they eat you. I wish for a recursive wish. So a wish within a wish within a wish within a wish within a wish.......
Nightwish Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, you get such wishes but you wont be able to use them for further wishes. I wish for less boredom..
Thulas Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, but with less boredom comes more responsibility. I wish I would have said "power" instead.
Nightwish Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, you will now get the power to reply. I wish for people.
Dyschromie Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, "hi there, I will try to restart posting frequently!" I wish for bottle of cherry coke, mine is finished...
Thulas Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, you'll get a cherry cock. I wish for smurf salad with peanut butter.
Dyschromie Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted but it's not peanut butter *using my cherry cock and showing you what it could really be* I wish for a tiramisu... Long time I didn't eat some...
Thulas Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, you'll get a Tie ram in your soup. I wish to be madly in love with...smurfs? Or Barney the Dinosaur.
Dyschromie Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, but we only find Barney's bones! I wish to find the perfect person for me, with who I will be in love and who will love me too and sex too... Yes, why not!
Thulas Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, but that person is not me. I wish to end my sentence with the dots...
Dyschromie Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Granted but I will do it for you... Hmm... Let's wish a book talking about the fantasm in psychology!
TiredGerman Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 Granted. But it only speaks in Mongolian have fun with that. I wish for lamps, so I can light up my place better.
Dyschromie Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 Granted but now, you need ampoules! I wish to finish the university for today, now...
Pixie-K Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, you drop out. I wish for self-plucking eyebrows EDIT: Actually that sounds bad already...
Dyschromie Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 Granted even if your hands are trembling... I wish for a massage, I don't care about who will do it, just a good massage...
Jormungandr Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, let me get my bucket-wheel excavator. I wish for sharks with bolo ties.
Nightwish Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, toy sharks made out of plastic with bolo ties. I wish for a better microphone. :|
Rasta the Lion Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, a new and sophisticated looking microphone. The people you are talking to can't hear you though. Rasta wishes for Snickers.
Thulas Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, you get Mars. The planet. I wish for a hunt.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, a hunt when you get hunted by a hunter. Rasta wishes for less crowded crocodile rivers.
Spectre_15 Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted. Now the crocodiles live with Rasta. I still wish Rasta didn't talk in 3rd person.
Thulas Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, but he will smoke ganja instead now. I wish Rasta's master would be present now.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, keep wishing. Rasta wishes for bankers to stop back away in fear when he wants to loan money.
TiredGerman Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted. You can't draw money from them anymore.Everybodys to scarred. Even ATMs don't take your money. I wish for a good cigar.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 21, 2014 Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, but a certain lion smoked it, for your safety. What if it wasn't good at all? Rasta wishes for the morning bus to be less full.
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