Corrupt A Wish

[Pixie-K]

Granted, but it fucked up your power instead

 

I wish for.... uhh.. fuck. I wish for more umm... DORITOS

[TiredGerman]

Granted. They took so long to get to you that every dorito has been pulverized in the bag. And you spill it on EVERYTHING.

 

I wish for cool supervillian music.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, unfortunately for you i suck at playing music.

 

I wish for Thulas to answer my summons.

[Thulas]

Granted, but don't expect me to obey or do anything.

 

I wish for puffy friends who love to starve.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i'm undead so i can't starve.  I'm also not puffy.

 

 

I wish ...for you not to obey me. Makes things more interesting.

[Thulas]

Granted, but now you will obey me.

 

I wish to turn off the option to write in thick letters.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but the site won't allow you!

 

I wish this wouldn't be so intriguing.

[Thulas]

Granted, it is disgusting; just like the idea of that cage.

 

I wish to write down my loadorderfaster.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i won't tell you that there's a log for that.

 

I wish you wouldn't be so mean.

[Thulas]

Granted, I will be as sweet and lovely like sugar; but I also will ruin your teeth.

 

I wish the log actually would work in this case.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, it's in your localapp folder, but i never told you that. Teeth? My teeth are indestructible!

 

I wish to bite your arse for insulting my teeth! 

[Thulas]

Granted, but instead of biting you'll just lick.

 

I wish to have something to be a bit more confident when it comes certain...things.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, speak your mind. But beware some people bite.

 

I wish for the key to this cage.

[Thulas]

Granted, but there is nothing inside it; and never will, especially not me.

 

I wish to finally get my story written so I can upload it and link it to my commissioned picture.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, get to it you lazy catsuccubusvampire!

 

I wish for something similar, motivation to continue my own story.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it will cost you 100 bucks, and all you get is a blowjob in a dirty alley.

 

I wish for...well, let your imagination flow and think about...certain things.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, my dirty mind is playing tricks on me!

 

I commend you for succesfully confusing a Lich.

 

I won't pay my mind 100 bucks though.

 

 

I wish i knew what i'd wish for right now.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you'll wish to be your minion's minion.

 

I wish to have a collar with a leash for a certain lich.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i won't obey.

 

I wish to see what's next.

 

 

 

Mwahahaha

[Thulas]

Granted, but you won't see it. You will feel it.

 

I wish this mindrape would hurt you slightly less, so that it isn't killing your sanity within one second.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, i'm insane to begin with and also immune to mind affecting effects.

 

I wish you'd knew how to use that collar and leash, for your own safety, because i'm about to cast a spell.

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, I know how to use it properly; and I also know how to use a silencing gag, and I will deomstrate that to you.

 

I wish that the gag will drain all your magical energies.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, too bad i just chew through that puny gag, so my magicka is where it should be.

 

I wish for your cat ears to incinerate!

[Thulas]

Granted, but they are disposable, so I just can put on new ones.

 

I wish that you wear the burning ones.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but they fall off.

 

I wish you'd wear a gag now.