Corrupt A Wish

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but less means now more.

 

I wish uh.. for my next wish!

[Thulas]

Granted, but unfortunately it will be following:

 

I don't wish.

[Jormungandr]

Corrupted, you'll wish for anything.

 

I wish for that anything to be entertaining.

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but it won't involve anything interesting.

 

I wish it would be colder so I don't need to change my outfit.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, it get's as cold as it is in a volcano.

 

 

I wish you to change your outfit.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you need to turn around.

 

I wish that you stay that way and only stare at the bars.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i was lying so i turn around.

 

I hate warm temperatures, so i wish it to be cold again.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it remains hot because...reasons.

 

I wish to know what you expect to do in the cage all day.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, who says i'm still in the cage? *locks the door of your cage* 

 

I wish you'd stop grinning in the cage.

 

 

 

 

I know you do!

[Thulas]

Granted, but because I can't stop grinning your wish is useless.

 

I wish for something to do while sitting in here.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, you're not sitting anymore, but standing instead.

 

I wish for you to dance for me.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the cage is too small for that.

 

I wish that I never will have to do anything for you.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, your efforts are futile though, you'll have to do everything i say from now on. 

 

I wish you to bow down and acknowledge me as your master.

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but...I don't want to.

 

I wish for more freedom!

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but you still have to obey me, even if you don't want to.

 

I wish i had some mead now.

[Thulas]

Granted, your mead some somewhere on the Shivering Isles.

 

I wish that you won't order me to go and fetch it.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, because in truth i'm Sheogorath and just teleport you there, no need for orders.

 

 

I wish i'd knew where Haskill has put my Wabbajack.

[Thulas]

Granted, but...better don't use that thing again. It has been in...places.

 

I wish for another lich.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, i just doubled myself.

 

I wish i wouldn't have done that, because arguing with myself is annoying.

[Thulas]

Granted, you haven't done that; but you still have me, which is even more wierd and annoying.

 

I wish a certain person would drop dead. And stay dead.

[Jormungandr]

Weird is good, but i digress.

 

Granted, but i reanimate said person and send him/her into General Tullius bed-chambers... at night!

 

 

I wish i could see that look on his face.

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, that person will go to Tullius and kill him during the night.

Oh, and I forgot: You are Tullius now.

 

I wish Ulfric to drop dead aswell.

[Jormungandr]

Never, i'm not Tullius!

 

Granted, but i turn him into a 5 ton giant bone golem and reanimate him to destroy the thalmor!

 

I wish to have elenwens head on a silver plate.

 

 

 

much better

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but she still is alive because her head isn't severed.

 

I wish to stop laughing because an undead cares for politics.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, you're about choke on it instead.

 

I wish i wouldn't have forgotten to note that in the "what is your character like" thread.