Corrupt A Wish

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but since i suck at alchemy you'll get handful of sand, which makes no sense.

 

I wish i wouldn't be so annoyed as of late.

[Thulas]

Granted, you aren't late; in fact, you are pregnant now.

 

I wish to find out what is behind the door after one opens it.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, it's a black hole sucking you into another dimension, full of cheese and bearded men.

 

I wish i wouldn't laugh so hard at this.

[Thulas]

Granted, you now are a bread of one of these men and therefore can't laugh.

 

I wish for the knowledge of the 7 wise barnacles.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i ate the barnacles. Yes i'm a barnacle eating beard.

 

I wish to meet your avatar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*insert creepy smiley here*

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, not before you meet a nice battleaxe and your ashes eaten.

 

I wish catgirlsuccubusvampiress are easier to mod.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but your files become corrupt.

 

I wish you'd knew liches don't become ash - ever.

 

 

[Thulas]

Granted, but soon you'll realize that a lich can become to ashes and dust if he has to face the wrath of a modest citizen.

 

I wish that you never will meet my OC.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but too late, i'm already floating infront of her. Also, i eat modest citizen.

 

I wish to be at war with the aldmeri dominion.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will be slain by the first and weakest Aldmer you meet.

 

I wish to hear less about politics.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, I'm emperor.

 

I wish my minions wouldn't be so damn stupid.

[Thulas]

Granted, you'll get one minion that isn't stupid.

 

I wish though not to be your minion anymore so you only have stupid ones left.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i got annoyed with the stupid ones so i take you back. Good too see you admit, you are my minion.

 

 

I wish i wouldn't be so damn tired.

[Thulas]

Granted, you will be set to sleep; with a pillow that literally takes your breath away.

 

I wish that would make sense even though you are undead.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i don't use pillows.

 

 

I wish to give you my pillow.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it still will be placed on your face so you can't breath anymore.

 

I wish to meet other minions. And I wish to get a better sounding phrase to replace that word.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but i grew tired of them because of theit stupidity, so i destroyed them, i'm also used to use the phrase minion so i quickly fall back into old habit. Minion.

 

I wish i wouldn't have destroyed them all, this smells funny.

[Thulas]

Granted, you haven't destroyed tem all, you missed one. You are a lousy lich if you missed one though.

 

I wish you'd be more capable.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, i destroy the last one with frost magic and you have to clean the mess up. The whole mess. 

 

I wish for you not to slip on the remaining ice effects.

[Thulas]

Granted, but you will.

 

I wish for you to do my job. Actually it's not my job, you need to do it anyway.

[Jormungandr]

Granted. Wait, no no no this doesn't work that way, you do this, you're the minion.

 

I wish for a miracle.

[Thulas]

Granted, but the miracle is only helpful for me. The miracle is that I am not asleep yet.

 

I wish for an entertaining lich dancing in a tiny cage.

[Jormungandr]

Granted, but since that thread is named "Corrupt a wish" you're dancing in a tiny cage for me instead.

 

 

I wish you a good night in that comfy cage because i'm going to coffin now. 

[Thulas]

Granted, but your coffin never will open again.

 

I wish it remains this way.

[Spectre_15]

Granted, but I dont know whats going on because I'm too lazy to read.

 

I wish the fucking snow didn't fuck up my internet connection